History[edit]
2000 C.E. Deity Election[edit]
In the 2000 C.E. Deity elections, God was elected Supreme Deity of the Universe, and Jesus was elected Vice-Supreme Deity of the Universe.
Summary of the 2000 B.C.E. Deity election results
| Candidate / Running-mate
|
Nominating religions
|
Votes
|
%
|
| God / Jesus Christ
|
Roman Catholics, Protestants, Eastern Orthodox
|
2,155,000,000
|
37.68%
|
| Allah / Gabriel
|
Sunni Muslims, Shi'a Muslims
|
1,313,000,000
|
22.95%
|
| The Dear Leader / Mickey Mouse
|
Atheists, Juche
|
939,000,000
|
16.41%
|
| Brahman / Vishnu
|
Hindus
|
870,000,000
|
15.21%
|
| Zen / The Buddha
|
Buddhism
|
384,000,000
|
6.71%
|
| Vāhigurū / Nanak
|
Sikhs
|
25,000,000
|
0.44%
|
| G-d / Gabriel
|
Jews
|
15,000,000
|
0.26%
|
| All of the Above
|
Bahá'í
|
7,000,000
|
0.12%
|
| Jane Eyre / Jane Austen
|
Jainists
|
4,200,000
|
0.07%
|
| John Deere / Anime
|
Shintos
|
4,000,000
|
0.07%
|
| Zoro / none
|
Zoroastrianism
|
2,600,000
|
0.05%
|
| Total (turnout 95.3%)
|
5,718,800,000
|
100.0
|
| Source: Jesus told me.
|
1000 C.E. General Election[edit]
In the 1000 C.E. general election, the Egyptian pagans lost their plurality, in a continuation of the trend of stagnating numbers and empire.
Summary of the 1000 C.E. Deity election results
| Religion
|
Prophets/Evangelists
|
Votes
|
| 1000 B.C.E.
|
1000 C.E.
|
+/−
|
%
|
Vote
|
%
|
+/−
|
|
|
Christianity
|
0
|
95
|
+95
|
19.00%
|
52,250,000
|
19.00%
|
+19.0%
|
|
|
Hinduism
|
0
|
93
|
+93
|
18.60%
|
51,000,000
|
18.54%
|
+19.0%
|
|
|
Islam
|
0
|
50
|
+50
|
10.00%
|
27,500,000
|
10.00%
|
+10.0%
|
|
|
Egyptian Gods
|
94
|
17
|
-77
|
3.40%
|
9,400,000
|
3.42%
|
-15.38%
|
|
|
Jews
|
20
|
6
|
-14
|
1.20%
|
3,500,000
|
1.27%
|
-2.73%
|
|
|
Roman Gods
|
10
|
0
|
-10
|
0.00%
|
14,200
|
0.00%
|
-2.0%
|
|
|
Greek Gods
|
24
|
0
|
-24
|
0.00%
|
10,000
|
0.00%
|
-2.4%
|
|
|
Others
|
352
|
239
|
-113
|
47.80%
|
131,450,000
|
47.80%
|
–22.6
|
| Total
|
500
|
500
|
0
|
100.0%
|
275,000,000
|
100.0%
|
0
|
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0 C.E. Deity Election[edit]
1000 B.C.E. General Election[edit]
Summary of the 1000 B.C.E. Deity election results
| Religion
|
Prophets/Evangelists
|
Popular Vote
|
| 2000 B.C.E.
|
1000 B.C.E.
|
+/−
|
%
|
Vote
|
%
|
+/−
|
|
|
Egyptian Gods
|
114
|
94
|
-20
|
18.8%
|
9,400,000
|
18.8%
|
-4.0%
|
|
|
Jews
|
0
|
20
|
+20
|
4.0%
|
2,000,000
|
4.0%
|
+4.0%
|
|
|
Greek Gods
|
12
|
24
|
+12
|
4.8%
|
2,400,000
|
2.4%
|
+2.4%
|
|
|
Roman Gods
|
0
|
10
|
+10
|
2.0%
|
1,000,000
|
2.0%
|
+2.0%
|
|
|
Others
|
374
|
352
|
-22
|
70.4%
|
35,200,000
|
70.4%
|
–4.8
|
| Total
|
500
|
500
|
0
|
100.0%
|
50,000,000
|
100.0%
|
0
|
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2000 B.C.E. Deity Election[edit]
3000 B.C.E. General Election[edit]