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Top Ten of the Year is an award that was stopped in 2012 (because of the Apocalypse). I don't think that there is any Apocalypse planned for 2013 and so it would be a good idea to restart it.

It will be a bit complicated now to do it, as we have not done any Top Ten of the Month but we have a list of all this year's featured articles (Best of 2013 Alphabetically) or (Best of 2013 By Date). Also, not all of them have to be nominated (look at the list and you will understand why) but anyone can choose one or several articles that they like, nominate them below and vote for. Ideally, it will take you less then ten minutes.

Come on, our history will be what we make of it! Uncyclopedia is not dead.

I wish you all a merry upcoming Christmas and a great day!

Anton (talk) 14:55, December 23, 2013 (UTC)

To nominators

You can use the model below.

=== [[Name of the article you would like to nominate]] ===
{{s|1}} (''Featured: Date of Feature'')
#{{For}} ~~~~

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Ancient Uncyclopedia Score: 1 (Featured: 6 March) For. Funnybony  14:53, Jan 11 Anime Score: 1 (Featured: July 9) For. The Flower Maiden (talk) 01:34, January 6, 2014 (UTC) Belgian Mountain Troops Score: 1 (Featured: 2 May) For. Anton (talk) 15:20, December 23, 2013 (UTC) Berlin Wall Score: 4 (Featured: 2 July) For. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:14, December 24, 2013 (UTC) For. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:09, January 1, 2014 (UTC) For. Anton (talk) 14:59, January 5, 2014 (UTC) For.                                • Puppy's talk page • 08:32 am 22 Jan 2014 Boxes Score: 2 (2 June) For. One of the best rewrites I have ever seen! Anton (talk) 13:27, December 27, 2013 (UTC) --Funnybony  15:12, Jan 11 Declaration of Gin-Dependence Score: 5 (Featured: 2 December) For. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:47, December 23, 2013 (UTC) For. Anton (talk) 13:27, December 27, 2013 (UTC) For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:31, January 8, 2014 (UTC) For. Please excuse the faux pas, but I've done drunk a bottle of Tanqueray and cant help myself --Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 03:01, January 12, 2014 (UTC) Aleister History of Great Britain Score: 6 (Featured: 2 February) For. Romartus' and Zarbag's epic needs to be on here! Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:40, December 23, 2013 (UTC) For. The Epic article deserves it more than Boner., at least! Aleister 12:33 31-12-13 For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:31, January 8, 2014 (UTC) For.--Funnybony  15:03, Jan 11 For. I hope you will excuse for not actually reading the entire article, but, after I understood its concept (looking at section headings), humour (looking at the images), style (looking at the introduction) and the amount of work done to complete it (its volume), it was not possible for me anymore not to put my vote here. Anton (talk) 15:45, January 12, 2014 (UTC) For.                                • Puppy's talk page • 08:32 am 22 Jan 2014 Hydrogen_is_being_impersonated!! Score: 1 (Featured: 7 November) Best article featured in 2013 IMHO. --ShabiDOO 00:40, January 10, 2014 (UTC) Ieye Score: 0 (21 March) Modus ponens Score: 3 (Featured: 6 April) For. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:46, December 23, 2013 (UTC) For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:31, January 8, 2014 (UTC) For. --Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 02:57, January 12, 2014 (UTC) Monopoly (game) Score: 7 (Featured: 2 January) For. One of the top three of all time in my opinion. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:45, December 23, 2013 (UTC) For. Solid gold Soggy. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:36, December 27, 2013 (UTC) For. A man, a plan, a game...Monopoly!! Aleister 12:35 31-12-13 For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:31, January 8, 2014 (UTC) --Funnybony  15:12, Jan 11 For. If you have read my prior work you know I am a huge fan!--Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 02:50, January 12, 2014 (UTC) For.                                • Puppy's talk page • 08:32 am 22 Jan 2014 Nelson Mandela Score: 3 (Featured: 6 July) For. Avoiding a St.Mandela angle from Leverage --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:12, January 1, 2014 (UTC) Aleister For. The world lost one of the Greats but Uncyclopedia gained. --Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 02:53, January 12, 2014 (UTC) Neptune Score: 3 (Featured: 5 December) For. Anton (talk) 15:20, December 23, 2013 (UTC) For. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:54, January 3, 2014 (UTC) Aleister

Nillion Score: 4 (Featured: 23 February) Aleister Best article written by two smoking hot geniuses who are totally not gay at all. --ShabiDOO 00:42, January 10, 2014 (UTC) --Funnybony  15:12, Jan 11 For.                                • Puppy's talk page • 08:32 am 22 Jan 2014 Platinum Score: 3 (Featured: 31 August) Best featured article written in 2013 IMHO--ShabiDOO 00:41, January 10, 2014 (UTC) Aleister --Funnybony  15:12, Jan 11 Question Authority Score: 3 (Featured: 17 May) For. Anton (talk) 15:20, December 23, 2013 (UTC) For. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:43, December 23, 2013 (UTC) For. Do you have a warrant? --Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 03:04, January 12, 2014 (UTC) Scots Law Score: 2 (Featured: 8 August) For. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:47, December 23, 2013 (UTC) For. Being a lawyer, if the article involves the law I have to vote for it. --Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 02:55, January 12, 2014 (UTC) Sony Score: 0 (Featured: 25 September) Symphony in Z Minor Score: 1 (Featured: 20 January) For. It's hard getting the resepct you deserve when you are composed based on the last letter of the alphabet AND you live in the shadow of Z Major. --Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 03:05, January 12, 2014 (UTC) UnBooks:The Second Conquest of the Moon Score: 3 (Featured: June 18) For. Aleister For. Anton (talk) 17:58, January 9, 2014 (UTC) For. It still seems to me like the first conquest just happened yesterday... how time flies! --Sir NoNamesLeft (GUN) WotM NotM 03:08, January 12, 2014 (UTC) UnScripts:I had that Archduke in the back of my cab once Score: 3 (Featured: 20 July) For. Anton (talk) 15:20, December 23, 2013 (UTC) For. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:45, December 23, 2013 (UTC) For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:31, January 8, 2014 (UTC) Why?:I'm not sorry I ate your Unicorn Score: 1 (Featured: 29 August) For. Anton (talk) 15:20, December 23, 2013 (UTC) Wild Jews Score: 2 (16 February) For. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:10, January 1, 2014 (UTC) Aleister Worcestershire sauce Score: 4 (Featured: 20 February) For. Reverend P. Pennyfeather explains a British mystery. Great article! --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:43, December 27, 2013 (UTC) For. Anton (talk) 09:56, December 29, 2013 (UTC) --ShabiDOO 11:34, January 11, 2014 (UTC) For. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:16, January 11, 2014 (UTC) William Lane Craig Score: 1 (Featured: 7 June) For. Axlman5 (talk) 07:22, December 28, 2013 (UTC) Cotswold Olimpick Games Score: 0 (Featured: 15 June)

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Round 2

Can someone explain to me how round 2 works? Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:43, January 26, 2014 (UTC)

To determine which articles will get the fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh and so on place, as many articles got the same amount of votes in the first round, here comes another one! The first section subsection has three articles (the ones which got four votes in the first round) and the second one - 7 articles. You can vote for as many articles as you'd like. Anton (talk) 09:57, January 26, 2014 (UTC)

Also, please, keep in mind that while every article from the first subsection will be in the Top 10 list, only four of the articles that got three votes will. So vote for the best! Anton (talk) 09:59, January 26, 2014 (UTC)

Round 2

Choosing the top fourth, top fifth and top sixth articles of 2013

Berlin Wall

Score: 1

(Featured: 2 July)

1. For. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:16, January 26, 2014 (UTC)

Nillion

Score: 0

(Featured: 23 February)

Worcestershire sauce

Score: 2

(Featured: 20 February)

1. For. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:16, January 26, 2014 (UTC)
2. For. Anton (talk) 08:21, January 27, 2014 (UTC)

Choosing the last articles of the Top 10 (top seventh, top eighth, top ninth and top tenth)

Modus ponens Score: 1 (Featured: 6 April) For. Anton (talk) 08:17, January 27, 2014 (UTC) Neptune Score: 0 (Featured: 5 December) Nelson Mandela Score: 0 (Featured: 6 July)

Platinum Score: 0 (Featured: 31 August) Question Authority Score: 1 (Featured: 17 May) For. Anton (talk) 08:17, January 27, 2014 (UTC) UnBooks:The Second Conquest of the Moon Score: 0 (Featured: June 18) UnScripts:I had that Archduke in the back of my cab once Score: 2 (Featured: 20 July) For. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:13, January 26, 2014 (UTC) For. Anton (talk) 08:17, January 27, 2014 (UTC)