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Okay so I was thinking one day (cue for applause) when I asked myself: I wonder where most of these people's usernames come from? I mean some of them are probably plays on people's real names, but others may have long and complicated histories. Anyway, I invite everyone to present a discription of how they came up with their username. --ZB 15:59, 14 May 2006 (UTC)

• Zombiebaron: Okay I'll go first, my name came from a character in a game I used to play. I used to be unbeatable with my Zombiebaron...oh those where the days. Anyway, when I was younger, I thought "Why not get an email?". But then I was like "I need something no one has taken." (Because numbers are so ugly) So I looked around my room, and saw my beutiful miniture. The rest, as they say, I'll leave up to your imagination. --ZB 15:59, 14 May 2006 (UTC)
• Hindleyite. Mine's dead boring - nothing to do with the Moors Murders, but my town of residence. A (fairly) common name for people from Hindley. --Hindleyite | PL | CUN | Converse 16:05, 14 May 2006 (UTC)
• Orion Blastar My name came from a Space Pirate I played in the role playing game of Traveller. It is spelled Blastar because I wanted a unique name and I put Blast and Star together to make Blastar. --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 16:30, 14 May 2006 (UTC)
• CartoonDiablo well I was a giant fan of Adult Swim and still am and wanted to join the forums so I wanted an odd "Cartoony" name but wanted to sound cool so I wanted to bring in demons to the mix. Then I thought hey Diablo sounds cooler then demon so there came my name and sounded cool so I just stuck to it. -- CartoonDiablo
• Nintendorulez I have always been a fanboy, and came up with this name a while back, and have used it everywhere since. Sue me. --User:Nintendorulez 18:11, 14 May 2006 (UTC)
• zim_ulator I'll have to think about this... don't want to violate my secret clearance. Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:40, 14 May 2006 (UTC)
• MoogleEXE It came from when I tried to sign up on GameFAQs, I liked Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles at the time, I liked Megaman Battle Network, and I liked computers, so I tried Moogle.EXE, but I screwed up, so then I used MoogleEXE...and well...here I am. --Moogle.EXE 19:40, 14 May 2006 (UTC)
• 02BarryC The name comes from 3 parts:- My nick name, "Oz", which when turned into leet spelt 02, the Barry part comes from the acronym "Beyond All Reasonable Recognition?: Yes!" and the C? - well, I'll leave that part up to you. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 19:54, 14 May 2006 (UTC)
• keitei is the romanization of ケイテイwhich is a Japanese form of "Katie". I used to be all paranoid about using my name online, so I used that, which is almost as close as it gets. --KATIE!! 20:26, 14 May 2006 (UTC)
• Insertwackynamehere It was 8th grade and I was just learning html. I put down my Creating Web Pages for Dummies as I stared at the Yahoo Geocities registration screen. "What should my online name be?" I thought. I had never had to do this before (except when I was a lot younger and wanted my own email and tried going by Samuel backwards 'Leumas' I believe). I stared at the screen. Then it hit me! I can't think of name, so I'll let others think of it for me! Everyone has stupid names online followed by numbers, so why not put "Insertwackynamehere57" as my username? It sounds just like the stupid names people really use! Later on another messageboard I used "insertwackynamehere#" cause the number could be inserted as well. Later it was changed to "insertwackynamehere." Or "inswackynamehere." Or "insertwackyname." Or "wacky" or "insert." Yeah.. heh, its been over 3 years since I started surfing the net regularly and this name has been with me pretty much the whole time. --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk | Rate 23:27, 14 May 2006 (UTC)
• Jtaylor1 is the initials of my nickname. You got a problem with that"?--Jtaylor1 00:38, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• Tompkins. I made it up... in my head. unfortunately, it was later stolen by the evil cartoonists behind "Homestar Runner." Suits have been filed, and hair has been pulled, yet no one really seems to care. Jerks.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:41, 15 May 2006 (UTC)

• Actually, I was in eighth grade when some of the kids in my alegebra class started calling me Tompkins. I was pretty short back then, and I had somewhat of a "bowl cut" going on... I guess I looked kinda of like Tompkins. Of course that was before I had ever even heard about Homestar Runner, so when I muttered "... taller than you" they decided that I would be forever christened Tompkins.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:53, 17 May 2006 (UTC)

• Composure1 It's actually a pretty boring story, but the bottom line is that 8 years ago someone referred to me as "Mr. Composure" because I was so calm and composed. I wanted to make it an AIM screenname, but at the time the maximum screenname length was 10 (and MrComposure is 11 letters long). "Composure" was taken, so I made it "Composure1" and I've used it as an overall internet name ever since.--Composure1 00:45, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• Todd Lyons. ~ Was just some jerk who caught the business end of my baseball bat when he wandered into my neighbourhood. You'd be surprised how simple it is to assume someone else's identity when they're stupid enough to carry every bit of plastic they have in one wallet. Anyway, I have to spread lime in my crawlspace every month or so to keep the smell down, but so far no interest from the police, or any relatives. Apparently he wasn't close with his mother. Happy Mothers Day, everyone. :) Hope you sent her something nice, just in case you take a wrong turn down a dark alley someday. ~ T. (talk) 00:50, 15 May 2006 (UTC) P.S. This is B.S. ~ T. (talk) 00:50, 15 May 2006 (UTC) Maybe. ~ T. (talk) 00:50, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• Hinoa: Short for "Hinoarashi". —Hinoa talk.kun 04:18, 15 May 2006 (UTC) (update 00:35, 18 December 2007 (UTC))

Wow. That changed my impression of you. Not only is it for a Pokemon, but it's for the Japanese name of a Pokemon. I believe your Geek Rating just skyrocketed with that revelation. --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 05:43, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

• Héous: I just made up a word that had absolutely no meaning in any language. I added the accent so people might actually be able to pronounce it right (it didn't work). Héous 04:28, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• Imrealized: Im does not stand for Instant messaging, Iraqi museums, Iodized mercury, Iota machine, Insurrection masses, Irreverent moped or Institutionalized megalomaniac. I'm not certain what I've realized, but it must have been good for me to accept this ridiculous name. --Imrealized 04:59, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• osirisX: Osiris is my favourite Egyptian God so I named myself after him. X is there just because it's cool or something. --OsirisX 07:42, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• Hrodulf: Archaic form of my real life first name, Rudolf [[1]]. --Hrodulf 07:50, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• Hardwick Fundlebuggy It all began at an all night craps game with Telly Savalas and William Shatner. Telly had all his hair back in those days. It was golden and flowing, like a waterfall made of spaniels. But he knew it would all go, and it bugged him so he kept on asking Bill to mix him another Manhattan. I figured I would cheer him up with a joke, so I said "Hey, you know what's on the telly tomorrow?" and Telly said "What?" and I said "Nothing!". That was when things got ugly. Then the shooting started. Anyway, the next day I woke and decided to call myself Hardwick Fundlebuggy. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:04, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• Hardwick Fundlebuggy Please ignore what I wrote above. I was out of my mind of jugbusters at the time. The truth is that Hardwick Fundlebuggy is a character in a short story I wrote. He's the head of personnel at Supercharger Condominium Inc. But you would have to know the story. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:04, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• Mhaille - Mine is the Gaelic original of my surname (which English tongues had difficulty pronouncing), everyone gets it wrong, but they remember it, which is whats important.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• Splaka - Typo. --Splaka 08:15, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• Dawg - Short version of the only nickname I was ever given that stuck, which was E Dawg. I was given the nickname by the biggest, beefiest, black guy you've probably ever seen. I'm a small/passive guy, but he liked me a lot for some reason, and affectionately called me by my nickname and did a most peculiar "woof woof woof" sound to greet me. Hence my nick. 08:31, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• Zork Implementor L: My first name begins with L, and I like to edit Game:Zork. The choice of the word "Implementor" is left as an exercise to the reader. --L
• Codeine: Contary to popular supposition, my username doesn't indicate a predilection for opioid abuse. It stems from an addiction to Final Fantasy VII when I was at university in 1998, during which I had the (amusing to me at the time) idea of renaming all the characters after various prescription drugs - so the main character Cloud Strife became "Codeine", Barratt was renamed "Ibuprofen", Aeris was "Morphine" and so forth. The "Codeine" thing stuck as a handle/nick since then. (Jesus, it's been 8 years! It's official, I have no life.) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:40, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• Savethemooses: There was a time I had a different IM screenname for every day of the week. It was an addiction. One day, though, I had the realization that there were no Mooses in Kansas anymore! I decided to start a faux environmentalist movement to save the moose population in Kansas, beginning and ending with my screenname. Savethemooses is my screenname for quite a few forums and in other capacities on the net. So it has remained pretty consistent for me. And "mooses" came from my love for grammar. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 14:01, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• Ghelæ: It'd from an ancient language from about 3000BC, and it means 'golden', 'yellow', or 'shiny'. Really, it's that simple.
  ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 14:59, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• Ialdabaoth: I stole this name from the infamous demiurge of Gnostic lore. To date, he hasn't demanded it back. The name is thought to be a corruption of the Aramaic yalda bahut, "child of chaos," which is kinda cool in itself dontcha think? -- Ialdabaoth 15:56, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• SimulacrumCaputosis: Ooo, this is going to be long. So, it all began over 7 years ago. Pokémon was on the rise, and I was swept up with the rest of the juvenile world. My favorite monster quickly became Cubone, for reasons pretty much unknown. My friend ran this message board at the time, and everyone there RP'd with Pokémon-related screen names. When he invited me, I decided to call myself "Phantom Cubone" (as the creature was associated with the dead to begin with). Everyone developed a second, darker persona, based roughly on their first (i.e., the same general type of monster but the dark side). Name changes seperated the personas, and so I decided to use Latin for my new avatar. Keep in mind, I wasn't proficient, for all I knew came from a dictionary. Anyone, "phantom" translated well enough to "simulacrum", but obviously "Cubone" wasn't going to come out right. I got "-osis" for bone, but Cu? Well, I looked at Cubone's distinguishing features, and the skull helmet came out the most prevelant. Thus, I decide to use the latin for skull, or "caput." Butting everything together, I got Simulacrum Caputosis. He then evolved into a character of my own fictions, and I've become rather attached to the guy. In fact, he's not even a Pokémon in my writing anymore, and according to the history I created for him, never was. Granted, he wears a skull upon his head, but I came up with a unique explaination for that quirk. ~SimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat*moan* F@H MUN CM NS 15:59, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• DeathByPie: I saw a store named Death by Chocolate. Later, when I was thinking of a name to use on a forum, I remembered that store name, and changed chocolate to pie, because pie kicks arse.

Here, here. --Hindleyite | PL | CUN | Converse 18:52, 15 May 2006 (UTC)

• sannse: I was trying to register at a busy site, and every name I could think of was taken. I kept being given the option of being "frog245" or "I_am_me456x". I AM NOT A NUMBER! <ahem>. So I sat putting in random-ish letters that seemed to make a name-like nick and that no one else had used. I was very nearly xylande, but sannse seemed a bit more me. -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 20:04, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• AsteroidB612. An asteroid discoverd by a turkish astronomer. Too bad that isn't my actual nickname. If I knew I was going to stay fo so long I would have picked something better than the lame one I have now.--Rataube 20:29, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• gwax: Beginning of first name, "G", concatenated with the phoneticized beginning of my last name "Waks"=>"Wax" becomes GWax but domain names don't do capitals, so "gwax". Basically, it's the shortest unique representation of my real name that I could come up with. --Sir gwax (talk) 20:32, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• Flammable This name comes from several places. Firstly, it was the product of an annoying orientation intoduction thing, in which I said the most interesting thing about me was that I was, of course, Flammable. Secondly, it's a product of my previous tendencies toward argumentative pugilism in discussion boards; the fact that my own statements typically never degenerated into ad hominems and nonsequiturs usually resulted in me being rather flame-able and as such, I figured this nom de plume was apropo. Lastly, it's a great game nick, good for a laugh in FPSes or MMOs.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 20:55, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• Witt E, I love humor, and as such love spreading humor. Also, I am a lover of word games such as palindromes, anagrams and ambigrams and have even put in a few palindromes in some articles. My original account was Witt E but one day I forgot the password and instead of an entirely new account name I picked the same one as before with just one minor difference...hence the comma in my name.--Witt E, 22:51, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• jsonitsac: Well, I've used this nick for years, going back to high school where I was the star on It's Academic. So, it seemed natural, and I haven't been creative enough to think of a new one. User:Jsonitsac/sig22:57, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
• Surreal Hamster - Drugs, not true, it actually doesn't have a real origin (though the official story is drugs). - Surreal Hamster 01:28, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
• Rangeley This is the name of a town for which I vacationed one summer. I wanted a name for myself in April 2004, I considered some random stuff, but decided this seemed original enough. And since then its been my name everywhere. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 03:04, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
• SirNuke Heh, I was playing C&C Red Alert online. If anyone recalls that game, the nukes were much cooler looking than useful. One of my opponents called me some variation of "Sir Nuke" after I used a nuke on him, taking out most of his army. I am not sure why I started writing it as one word, but the name stuck.--SN W | T 03:17, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
• theRealSheep: Not actually that exciting to know that I am a truly exisiting being of the ovine species. Unfortunately, I did all my best work on Uncyclopedia late last year, but I like to hang around in case I think of something funny one day. Though, you should keep a look out for theFakeSheep. I hear he/she/it has a full set of 1996 NBA basketball cards and packs a mean violin bow. --theRealSheep 12:53, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
• FreeMorpheme is a technical description for a specific type of word, or 'language unit' if you're a linguist. I came across it at school when I was into The Prisoner, and the rest is history. Also, it means I get my own page on Wikipedia, and 1337 users ofen hail me with cries of 'yeah, man, free drugs for me too!'. Except in leet, or IM speech, you know. FreeMorpheme 15:42, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
• Hobelhouse. Came to me in a dream. Seriously. --Hobelhouse 17:39, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
• UltraScreech Dont ask... dont tell... it has very little to do with Saved by the Bell though.

--UltraScreech (The Uncyclopedian Crimson Ninja) 21:30, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

• Rcmurphy: random sequence of letters from a Scrabble bag. —rc (t) 22:28, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

Oh... sounds kinda like my friend "heiarjfee."   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:29, 17 May 2006 (UTC)

• Isra1337: Many English Bibles use hyphenation to cram an extra syllable into each line. I guess with something that long it saves them pages. Anyhow, the word "Israelite" appears often enough that I started to giggle every time I saw it hyphenated as "Isra-" on one line and "elite" on the next. This is mainly because I am incapable of saying the word "elite" in any but the nerdiest of voices. Since 1337 means leet means elite, my screenname became Isra1337. After a while I got really embarassed about having 1337 in my name and started going by Isra. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 01:44, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
• splitmyselfin2: The first reason I chose this name is because the name is a song by a band called Meat Puppets about a guy being delt cards that dictate his future (I think that's what its about). The second reason is that I enjoy hurting myself. It makes me feel cleansed.--Splitmyselfin2 02:31, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
• Bradaphraser. My name is Brad, and a friend of mine always used to tell me I had the wierdest way of "Bradaphrasing" things (or saying things in such a strange way that only I would think of). Thus, I became the Bradaphraser, though I no longer fight evil, I just kinda lay around and type a lot now.--<<>> 16:59, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
• Kalir Made it up when I got a GB Zelda game that wouldn't accept my former, six-letter name Gorkel. Yeah, that was one hell of an improvement right there. Used it for my first D&D character (elemental savant) some time later and it stuck. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 21:37, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
• Olipro - Well, I was assigned to a project to work on at some point in the wild past, and it just so happened that nobody really had any relevant knowledge to work on the project at the time since their skills didn't go past hitting the on button of the computer. So, I named it Oliver's Project, but, being a stickler for abbreviated stuff, as all techies do, I renamed the directory with all the crap in to Olipro, and people noticed it and used it here and there, making me think hey, that's pretty nifty! that'd make a pretty cool net name and so, here I am... (I would try to drag the story out more, but I'm out of ideas) --Olipro Anchor (Harass) 23:42, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
• Tripod2282 - The "Tripod" part comes from H.G. Wells' "The War of the Worlds" which is about an alien invasion of earth. The aliens use giant walking machines with three legs called "tripods" that are equipped with heat rays that, if you've seen the Speilberg movie, are really cool. "2282" is my street address. Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~18:32, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
• Bilky Asko - A name I made up to confuse someone, but it didn't work, but then the name stuck. Bilky Asko ^{Talk Here} 19:27, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
• Mindspillage - I got tired of getting attached to names and then going to use them somewhere else and finding out they were taken, so I figured I'd make up a word so it would 1) never be taken somewhere else and 2) always be me (as opposed to all the people who share my real name). At the time I kept a blog (this was back before I got addicted to wikis instead) and was looking for a name for it. So I thought "spill your guts", except that I didn't write about anything emotional, just assorted thoughts—so "spilling my mind" became "mindspillage". Mindspillage (spill yours?) 05:21, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
• Vosnul - It's my surname written backwards and then spelled phoneticly, Or maybe the other way around. Vosnul 14:11, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
• Sliferjam - I have very little idea what it means, but I might know where it came from. Two ideas.
  1. Slifer is kind of from this [[2]]. I wanted something with some odd, obscure meaning. And as you all know, I like jam.
  2. Sliferjam is also the shortening the term, "It's life for jam." Sliferjam ~ This is my new signature. Cool huh? 01:22, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• The Divine Fluffalizer - A few years ago, two things happened: 1. Either me or a friend of mine first began what has become a since-running in-joke between us and a few more, including an online friend (the one responsible for originally writing Fluffalization); describing things as fluffy, and using fluff and derived terms for various things. 2. For the heck of it, I declared myself The Holiest Being In The Universe. A year or two thereafter, I and some others began concocting crazy concepts during a couple of incoherent story games on a forum. I thought up a lot of rather... interesting stuff, which was repeatedly used and further developed. The concept of fluffiness was taken to a whole new level with the advent of The Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness and related ideas. (the articles of that and related things are part based upon those weird stories once made, though containing no more of them than various references. except for Fluffies, which was originally a completely separate article, later adopted into the larger series and further developed) At some point further on, when and where originally I do not know, I gave myself the title of Fluffalizer, ie. bringer of fluffiness, someone who makes things fluffy. Concidering myself mock-holy, I soon added an extended form of the title: The Divine Fluffalizer. These two names have then gradually become the ones to replace my old one on new communities that I have joined. --The Divine Fluffalizer - [t m] 04:27, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• NeedABrain - It was supposed to be first a zombie then a mad scientist reference (I later realized that zombies can't pronounce the whole sentence). I used it first in Napster then Kazaa then Soulseek and so forth. herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 01:37, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• MelvanaInChains - Melvins + Nirvana + Alice in Chains = well, nothing really that special. I always come up with crappy screennames, excluding my former moniker that I've used elsewhere, "Griefgiver", which, now that I think about it, kinda sounds cheesy... --MelvanaInChains 01:44, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• AnnyangTheBear - This is my real name. I am actually a white tiger, but I was raised in the wilderness by bears after my parents were hunted down by evil poachers.

Papa Bear named me "Annyang" because he liked that show "Arrested Development" in which Annyang was a character. --AnnyangTheBear 02:31, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

• Modusoperandi, I was playing a video game many moons ago and managed to get a high score, but I was so twitchy that whatever I meant to put in ended up as "M O _", or some such nonsense. Soon it was MO, or Modus in multiplayer games that don't let you enter enough characters for the full title. I've signed practically every non-legal document some variation of Modusoperandi ever since. Plus it's Swedish for "heated cheese", which is cool. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:37, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• David Gerard - My real name is reddragdiva. "David Gerard" is a clever anagram - David Gerard 07:59, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• Spang - Because "David Gerard" was already taken. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 08:14, 7 Dec 2006
• Braydie - My real name. No really it is. --—Braydie 08:20, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• Mitch 1 2: My real name. The Mitch part, that is. In retrospect, I shouldn't have used numbers. -- Mitch 10:17, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• gneomI - Imoeng backwards, which is gneomI backwards. gneomI is my name in reverse, which is read as Imung. In Indonesian, it means the coolest, most handsome and the most unn00b. It's gneomI 10:51, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• Jamtrousers comes from an Eddie Izzard stand-up when he's talking about the difficulty of having trousers made of jam- because of the interest bees take in them- and Jam is just a general nickname I've had since I was 9 because of the way "james" is pronounced in French... not that I'm from france or anything. (Oh god, internet people now know my name!) --Sir Jam 10:59, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

James Trousers? --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 21:42, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

• Cs1987 - too boring to even mention. -- Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:17, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• Czar Yah Just used a boring old word scrambler some years ago, and I've used the first choice ever since.--The One and Only Czar Yah 21:24, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• Insineratehymn - I got this from my favorite Deicide album. I use this name on every site I attend. --General Insineratehymn 22:01, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• DiZ -Should be obvious to you if you've ever played Kingdom Hearts, but I just thought it was a cool name. In case you haven't played it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DiZ Don't ask me how I got Wikiwow as my Wikipedia name, I don't even know. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:23, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• Jocke Pirat. Jocke is just a corrupt spelling of Jacques, taken from the first name of a sea explorer. Pirat is Pirate without the e, to keep with the theme of the sea. --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  01:18, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
• PantsMacKenzie - Yeah. Uhm. It was long and official sounding...ish? --PantsMacKenzie 01:44, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
• Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy - Back in my Freshman year (last year, not that far back eh) when I used to wear glasses I looked a lot like Harry Potter. This Dallas kid couldn't remember my name so he called me Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy (Gustav for short), so I made it my username. Kinda wish I had stuck with my old one, which was Popezilla. I used that one on RuneHQ, and now people from there are trying to find me here but don't know my new user. Eh. love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 23:27, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
• Can of Worms 23:19, 8 December 2006 (UTC) I dont know where I got mine. Just simple randomness I guess.
• Super90 I own a 1960 356 Super90, which I stole from my best friend's granddad. --Super90 09:47, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

  /me sighs. By that logic I should be 76MatadorBarcelona, or somesuch nonsense.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:04, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

• Sikon dates back to school. I was writing a programmer language interpreter and needed a cool name, so I pulled a Zend and constructed "Sikon" from the first syllables of my two classmates, who actually had nothing to with the program. After a while, I started using it to refer to myself, although I used other nicks before. My IRC nick, LucidFox, is a rather recent invention, but it's another story. For now, let's just say it's more easily googlable. - User:Guest/sig 10:06, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
• Tooltroll - 15-odd years ago, I was the maintenance guy in an apartment building, and had a damp smelly little workshop/office/storage room in the basement. One day I came in to work, and somebody had painted "Lair of the Tool Troll" on the door. So I repainted the door and had a proper sign made up, and I've used it ever since.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 14:33, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
  • I thought it's the band Tool. :S. It's gneomI 14:32, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
• Strange but untrue was the name of my first website, where I told funny lies startlingly similar to the ones I tell on here. It's still far too findable using Google for my liking. Also, it's a really good username and nobody ever seems to take it for signups. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:03, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
• High Gen. Grue I used to love military stuff, and I loved to play the real Zork. Beat it. I was going to be "High General Zork, but I like Grues. But now, I'm a Star Wars fanboy. I wished I could change it "Han Solo" but High Gen. Grue rules as well.

-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

• Cainad is one of my many names, derived from the ancient mystical practice of sticking a bunch of phenomes together with duct tape. To this day I am unsure of how to pronounce it, but nevertheless it is the name I use for pretty much everything. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 07:11, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
• 15Mickey20. Mickey is my nickname from university. One of my housemates couldn't remember my name at first and just went for the first one beginning with "M" he could think of. Somehow it stuck. The 15 and 20 originally come from the character 15Peter20 in the British sitcom, Nathan Barley. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:57, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
• Electrified Mocha Chinchilla is my full birthname. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 06:26, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
• Guutog couldn't come up an english word with a double-'u' and the rest explains itself. Guutog 09:54, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
• Clorox I wanted an AIM screen name one day when I was 7, but couldn't think of anything. So my brother said something about Clorox, then it kinda spiraled from there... --Clorox MUN ONS (diskussion) ☃ 21:08, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
• Heerenveen. When I first clicked on Create Account, I had the WP artice on the Dutch Eredivisie on another tab. I couldn't think of anything to put, so looked at that tab. Heerenveen was the pick. Thought it sounded the most catchy. It's a shame, as I now have the same username for everything but this. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 04/8 22:27
• BreakDancer. One of my hobbies is topdancing, often mistaken for breakdancing. Hence my username. Psst! I'll let you on a little secret! I am not as old as 99 in my User Page. The man in the chair is not actually me, but you Uncyclopedians should be street-wise enough to know that we users can lie about their age and appearance either way younger or older! :D BreakDancer 01:08, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
• Leatherboundbooks is part of a quote from the hit Tom Hanks movie, Lead News Reporter. He is trying to impress Helen Cunts character with a description of his apartment, which contains leather-bound books and smells of rich mahogany. Bitches. --Leatherboundbooks 22:30, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
• Dr. Skullthumper. My username came from a skit my friend and I did in drama class, entitled Doctor Skullthumper. Interestingly, neither of our characters were named Skullthumper, but it was still an awesome name for a skit. For those who are wondering, it involved a psychologist and a nervous patient. The psychologist convinced the nervous patient to go out into the waiting room (the audience) and tell them exactly what comes to his mind. He walks out and monologues, insulting each audience member in turn ("Hey buddy, it looks like you just won a 100-yard dash in a 90-yard gym!") until he finally annoys the psychologist and leaves cured. It was a lot of fun to do — drama is filled with fond memories. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 00:27 Dec 18, 2007
• AE - I was never into AIM so I didn't have a screename. At other websites, when I registered an account, the names I chose were completley random. When I registered an account at Uncyclopedia, I was initally going to register as "AlligatorEater", but than I decided to shorten to "AE". --Æ 00:44, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
• Contestant. -- I used to work on a game show blog website. As a tangent, I adopted the screen name contestant, because it was fairly unique. I moved on from the site, but the name stuck. -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 00:48, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
• TheLedBalloon - When I first logged onto this site, Keith Moon told me that I was "Going down like a Led Zeppelin." Boy, if he hadn't choked on vomit and could see me now... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:51, Dec 18
  • Yeah, I've always sucked at making up names for myself. So, I stole (a slightly modified) one from Led Zeppelin. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:51, Dec 18
• Spillin Dylan -- At a bush party, I stumbled towards a group of friends, accidentally sloshing some most of my drink onto the ground. The ensuing comments were "Oh, here comes Spillin Dylan", because it rhymes. And it never seems to be taken on any sites, either. -- Spillin DylanTALKEDITS02:32, Dec 18
• Boomer - After my sixth arrest for attempting to mail pipe bombs, the local cops started to call me Boomer. It stuck. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:52, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
• Leoispotter -- One day my little brother, known on Uncyc as Fonchezzz, asked me whether Leonardo DiCaprio played Harry Potter in the films. His comment was so ridiculous that I guess it inspired my name.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:08, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
• Thekillerfroggy -- I forgot where I first used this... it might have been in Diablo or Warcraft III. Whatever the case, one day I was bored and typing random words into the address bar and slapping a ".com" on at the end. killfrog.com ended up being a hit, I found some of the cartoons somewhat nifty, and I needed a new name for my new Diable/Warcraft account. The rest, as they say, is history. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:28, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
• Radioactive afikomen I went with it because it sounded suitably clever and Jewy. I use it for every website I sign onto, just for the sake of consistency. --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 05:39, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
• Under User. I dunno, I wanted to log in and couldn't think of a witty name. I went for this because I thought I'd kind of under-use the account, you know? Like once a fortnight when I was bored/drunk. Then I got stuck in the door and I'm still here, wishing I had a cooler username. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:34, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
• Jim Groovester. When I was a wee little lasslad I was engaging in the creation of a man in The Sims. The last name was Groovester, because that sounded cool to a twelve year old. The first name was Jim, by mere coincidence. Once I entered the exciting world of online competitive gaming, I was searching for names and remembered that little piece of crapgold. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 12:44, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
• pieface. Well, my favourite username is really pietopper, which is an unimaginative concatenation of my first name and last name, but people confuse it with pie topping which is fun and I don't mind it much. But for some reason, probably due to the influence of an ill-natured fairy or some malicious impostor or sockpuppet, I was not allowed to have pietopper, so I changed it to pieface in honour of slapstick comedy, which is the most I could ever aspire to. In a cruel twist of fate, I am also not allowed to use pieface in the chatroom, so I never go there, which is why I have never been even close to being banned. I think that about covers it. Pieface 14:20, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
• Heck no techno. I saw this video on YouTube once with this band playing this song that went "Heck no, I'll never listen to techno" or something. And it was stuck in my head when I made this. Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..
• Tom mayfair aka Premier Tom Mayfair, Premier: adj. First in status or importance. Tom is the nickname I've used all my life. Mayfair from my favourite books written by Anne Rice.
• MrN9000 As HAL 9000. I'm called MrN9000 at work. Apparently I talk and act like a computer with no sense of humour. I have no idea what they mean... MrN  Fork you! 23:39, Dec 18
• THEDUDEMAN. Came from my 8th grade class washington DC trip when we saw this guy flying a trick kite/ kiteboarding kite in the mall. Sence some of my friends are kiteboarders, we stoped and talked to the guy and he actualy spoke like one of those surfer guys in the movies, saying dude, man, like, and totaly more than a normal person should. He later because refered to as "the dude man" And when i created this account, i was thinking of that. Also, we got his kite stuck in a tree.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:51, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
• The UnIdiot. I realized uncyclopedia had Un stuff in it. I'm an idiot. Un + Idiot = UnIdiot. UnIdiot kinda says I'm not an idiot, but whatever. I am. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 02:45, Dec 20
• Gerrycheevers - for those of you not familiar with 1970s hockey (ie, for those of you who are not TheLedBalloon), gerry cheevers was the goalie for the boston bruins stanley cup champions of 1970 and 1972. also, he had a stylish mask.--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:10, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
• Wehpudicabok - How have I not added myself to this page before? Oh well, it matters not. Wild Arms is my favorite video game series. At one point in the first game, you get a magic wand, and when you use it, it makes this crazy sound effect. Like, really crazy. My onomatopoeic attempt at spelling it was Wepudicabok at first, to which I later added an H for no reason whatsoever. I came to use it as a username because it has no meaning at all and is thus very cool. That the abbreviation that I use in my sig, "Wehp," is also "phew" backwards is an interesting coincidence. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 00:49, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
• THE - Well, I originally wanted to call myself "Skippy," but that name was taken. So I stared at my computer screen a little while, then typed in the word "THE," thinking I'd call myself THE...something. But I couldn't think of anything else. I stared at the word "THE" a little longer, thought "What the hell," and used it as a name. Skippy became the name of the main character in Grass in the Mist. In all honesty, I'm glad I didn't call myself Skippy. Saying "SKIPPY END" in IRC just wouldn't make sense. --THE 00:56, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
• Roman Dog Bird - It's a song by one of my favorite bands, the Melvins. I first used it on Wikipedia, and liked it enough to use it again here. Although, as you can see from my signature, I usually go by "Frankie" now, who is my favorite character on some stupid cartoon called Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, which I don't really like as much as I did when I started calling myself "Frankie". -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:30, 21 December 2007 (UTC)~
  • SHUT UP, FAG -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 02:20, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
• Finnius taken from the book "Finnegans Wake" by James Joyce. I have had this 'handle' since 1981 on the internet. (Finnius is also referred to as The 'Fishy' One)
• Uncyclopedian: Do you have to ask? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• Kip the Dip: I had an account on Wikipedia, which was a poorly done shortening of my real name. One day I thought I was banned, so I created a new account. I pulled "Kip the Dip" out of my rear. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 06:01, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Oh. I think many of us assumed it was because... well, you're a dip :) --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 07:13, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
• eralakiy I hit my head off the keyboard and these are the letters that came up.
• sleepygamer: Because it's been bumped, I might as well... I used to play a game called NeverWinter Nights... a lot. It was the first game I had ever stayed awake for over 24 hours nearly non stop playing. My first username had a lot of characters and numbers and whatnot, so I made a new one (also, my old name had been banned from a few servers for being so damn Über) so I sat there for a few minutes thinking and then typed "SleepyGuy". It was taken, so I thought, well screw you then, and typed in "sleepygamer". I didn't capitalise the word, nor did I put a space in between, "sleepy" and , "gamer". I was hardcore like that. Also, "Phencyclidine" came on IRC one day when Codeine was around. I became Co-Codamol, then a few other drugs, then Phencyclidine. I liked it. So as a mind bending drug I stay. Another one of my old nicks is dying_wolf. Don't ask me why. I wanted to sound hardcore whilst I played Enemy Territory. sleepygamer _{Phencyclidine} TALK _STUFF 19:18, Dec 23
• Wilytank Hey guys! Another user name named after a video game! Mine comes from the name of a giant tank-like robot from Armored Core: Nexus. I used to be all over those games. There were others in that game and other AC games, but this one looked badass. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:58, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
• Mr-ex777 comes from my old Deviantart name. I got so pwned entirely on there, that i need revenge. Once i know how to make proxies i will pwn them.--fcukmanLOOS3R! 13:04, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
• PuppyOnTheRadio I couldn't be bothered rewriting this Pup 02:21 14 Jan '12
• Sockpuppet of an unregistered user The least revealing username I could think of. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:27, 14 January 2012
• el Kırby Kirby is my real name (Unfortunate, I know), so to distinguish myself from other users named Kirby, I made the I in my name dotless (ı instead of i) so it would look different. Then I still had to add the "el" prefix, only so I could ask for it to be changed back. My Name Is Kırby/My Name Is Earl - herp-derp I did <insert name here>'s mom! 19:39, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
• Scofield Named after the great Michael Scofield from a certain series where people used to point guns at each other. I still remember dear Theodore Bagwell yelling "SCOFIELD, SCOFIELD, SCOFIELD!!!" during the series finale. --Scofield & The Machine 22:01, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
• TheHappySpaceman My YouTube username that I picked out when I was 11. Hate it, but I love it. No other history besides that. ~Pleb the magic! 22:07, 01/14/2012
• GEORGIEGIBBONS Basically, it's my real name. I can't remember why I capitalised it but I can't be arsed to get it un-capitalised or whatever. Sir Georgie • Harangue • Mediocracy 22:31, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
• Black flamingo11: It's a funny story, really. See, there was this time I was at a... er, wait, that's not me. What's going on?

1234 ~ 22:53, 14 January 2012

• Lyrithya: I'm named after a gay vampire or something. --Black Flamingo 23:08, January 14, 2012 (UTC)

  I always thought Flamingo 11 had something to do with legs, and Lyrithya had something to do with Ethereal but spelled really badly. Pup 11:12 14 Jan '12

  And I always thought they were socks of each other. What they just did proves my point. --Scofield & The Machine 10:51, January 20, 2012 (UTC)

• EpicAwesomeness Well, it's interesting how quickly people change. Two years ago, I came up with my username, but not now I'm a big boy. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:31, January 19, 2012 (UTC)
• Joe9320 It's bland. Really, it is. At that time I was going to have a combined Youtube-cum-Uncyc account. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 11:02, January 21, 2012 (UTC)
• Aleister in Chains Well, of course it's a play on Alice in Chains, an old band. Used Aleister because of Crowley, a fine old fellow with the same birthday as mine. I didn't expect to settle into this site--just wanted to retest my fiction writing abilities after a long period of writing blah factual sentences and paragraphs--and if I'd known how much fun it was and that I was going to stick around I wouldn't have burdened myself with the chains (although in s&m, not so bad). So now I just mainly use Aleister 13:26 21-1-'12
• Magic man Almost all male gymnists are called magic men where I come from.--ShabiDOO 10:21, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
• NaturalBornKieler I was born in Kiel, Germany, so I'm a natural born Kieler. NaturalBornKieler (talk) 15:31, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
• Dannehvirus I'm actually a malicious software planted by The Dark Lord Zarbotron to destroy everything, if anyone cares. 2K12_DAN.VRS 00:50, January 25, 2012 (UTC)
• Frosty My surname is Frost, sorry if you were expected something exciting. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:07, February 5, 2012 (UTC)
• Qzekrom: The name is a portmanteau (sort of) of cute and Zekrom, one of my favorite Pokémon. (More information at the Bulbapedia entry.) Zekrom's not that cute in real life, so it's kind of humorous. It also explains why my userpage is dark-themed. ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 18:25, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
• Lee Harvey Osmond From an episode of Beavis and Butt-head where they watch a Donny Osmond video and claim that his dad "killed one of the presidents or something". I've used it on a few other sites and after that stupid debacle a week or two ago decided to sign up under this new name in case I couldn't get my old, shitty name back and have since chosen to abandon it in favor of this TOTALLY AWESOME AND NOT HOMOSEXUAL new one. But who cares? --Lee Harvey Osmond (talk) 23:13, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
• MasterWangs Long story, it all began one day when I was extremely drunk and I was like I could go blank Uncyclopedia's admin election system for fun so I replaced it with a wang joke, then RAHB blocked me with a wang joke and then I blanked more pages with more wang jokes and it became like the best thing to do while stoned and or drunk, RAHB and I had a thing going man... And then I was like "I bet writing shit is also pretty awesome" so I made an account with wangs in it so RAHB would get a boner every time he saw me edit. Master comes the fact I am better than you. --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 10:03, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
• High_General_Aimsplode Needed a username for my X-Plane.org account, in 2006. Wanted the opposite of asplode, so it was supposed to be pronounced A-IM-splode, like imploding asplode. Used on almost every site since. (Added High_General_ in late 2008) →A (Ruins) ^{15:03, 4 August 2012}
• Saberwolf116 - Used to play this MMORPG game called RuneScape, and back when I joined up (early '06) I was looking for a cool username. Saberwolf was already taken, so I took the 116 added onto it. For a long time it was my name on nearly every website I used, and that translated onto this site. Saberwolf116 (talk) 19:31, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
• Mrthejazz I have no idea. I think it had to do with me putting things in a weird grammatical order so that I wouldn't have to put a number after my handle. Or maybe it was the drugs. Probably the drugs. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:28, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
• Mattsnow I love snowboarding and my first name is Gerald. :P Mattsnow 04:31, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
• When I was younger, I used to write little stories (usually 4 pages, with 4 chapters for each page. I always wrote in a paper with a pen, never with a computer.) about a cat called 'Sasu' (which was lately the name of one of my cats) and his friends. Oen of the catfriends was called as 'Kissa Kirjava', which is finnish and roughly translated means Cat Colourful (in that order). And, in some children's TV programs, animals are called as, for example, 'Tommy the Cat' (heh), Jack the Mouse, Fuck the Dog and so on, so I had to have my 'the' between Cat and Colourful. :) Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 17:28, 6 August, 2012 (UTC)
• Hypster - I am a man. A man... ...with the username of Hypster. Hypster is my username. My username is Hypster. Not "Hipster". Hypster. - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 00:06, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
• Simsilikesims - I am a woman. A woman who likes to live vicariously through various simulation games, including but not limited to, The Sims (that includes Sims 1, Sims 2, Sims 3, Sims Medieval, and Sims Social). I also like the Simcity series, and Tycoon games too, to feed my imaginary dreams of wealth. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:37, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

We Are All Made of Nerds

Losers. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 04:37, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

I think it's quite interesting to hear where some of the more obscure usernames originate from. If that makes me a nerd, then so be it.--Hindleyite | PL | CUN | Converse 10:25, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

Amen to that! ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 15:19, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

Wikipedia:User:Nerd42 --Nerd42Talk 15:43, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

Yah, what Hindey said, that's why I made this Forum, cause I always wondered about some of these wierd and wacky names. --ZB 21:44, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

Hey, if losing is what I do best, doesn't that make me a winner at losing?--<<>> 17:03, 17 May 2006 (UTC)

PARADOX! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:24, 17 May 2006 (UTC)

Win some, lose some! I love those whacky names! Or is that too much acid dropped in my beer, eh? Things are turning a jolly rainbow colour here... BreakDancer 01:08, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

I'm made of the highest purity nerd you've ever seen! There's more nerd pumping through my veins than blood. 08:02, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

I'm not nearly as nerdy as I used to be. Also, I lie, sometimes. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:37, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Note to self: use the verb "bradaphrase" more often. Also, I'd better remember to bradaphrase some Powershot soon --L 08:32, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Oh, dude. I went snowboarding and totally bradphase'd the moguls.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:07, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Quiet, before I bradaphrase you. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 09:12, 7 Dec 2006

Woah... people are talking about me and I'm not even here! Wait, now I'm here. Nevermind, then.--<<>> 14:36, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 14:53, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Go chuck yourself. -- Mitch 15:51, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

For fellow nerds that - for some reason - feel like abandoning the true path and getting themselves a life, I'd recommend this nifty little guide. Just remember to follow the advice at the end if you succeed, for your sake and that of the world. You will be missed. --The Divine Fluffalizer - [t m] 18:58, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

YAY, dredging up old forum topics from May. -- 19:58, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey, it's Christmas. If that isn't the time for poignant nostalgia, I don't know what is.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:00, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

I abstained from doing so when this thread was first bumped, but once multiple new postings had been made, I figured that I might just as well post, as the necromancy was already completed and the thread - no matter how much of an old, well-seasoned zombie it had become - had come back to life. --The Divine Fluffalizer - [t m] 21:15, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Bump! Hey, Modus made me do it. Besides, it's interesting for the relative n00bs to see. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:03, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

• Dumb Boi 8 - I am a banned Wikipedia user, so changed my u/name. -- Dumb Boi 8 08:08, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

  Wow...   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:01, 8 April 2007 (UTC)