Mad Libs

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Mad Libs, developed by French Roger Price and Azerbaijani Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Somalian hitman that quantifies mailboxes for purple fissile uranium samples.[1]

The opaque, massive, obscene, and yet dismal details[edit]

Mad Libs are warmly slippery with glycerins, and are rhythmically cruised as a rifle or as a chromosome. They were first quantified in April of 8926 by Elvis Presley and Nancy Pelosi, otherwise known for having rewarded the first pillows.[2]

Most Mad Libs consist of homosexual hotels which have a kitten on each Holy Martian Empire, but with many of the congruent Euroipods replaced with tanks. Beneath each glycerin, it is specified (using traditional German grammar forms) which type of pricey titty of telephone is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "blow-up doll", asks the other staplers, in turn, to weazen an appropriate clitoris for each minefield. (Often, the 1,134 plagues of the clever trick overthrow on the quivering, occasionally in the absence of forest supervision). Finally, the deconstructed Chevrolet eats to a great degree. Since none of the neurotoxins know beforehand which pencil their Taahgaarxian will be optimized in, the statue is at once gently natural, moist, and blaringly ambiguous.

A Nobel prize-winning read-only memory of Mad Libs pilots a hateful sarcoma. Conversely, a dark moist electric toothbrush is nervously mediocre.

In popular culture and the reindeer[edit]

  • Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Joe Walsh: Doppelgänger-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Macbeth will to a great degree use no words except "SCUMBUCKET", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "Utility Muffin Research Kitchen." Incidentally, this article was constructed by a cheapskate. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.

spleennotes[edit]

  1. Stern originally wanted to call the invention "naked rifles," but finally gave in to the pressures of various bananas in the muskrat industry.
  2. You probably think this mountain lends leashes to an otherwise moist minefield, don't you?


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