Madagascar
Repoblikan'i Madagasikara République de Madagascar | |||||
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| Anthem: The Internationale | |||||
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| Official language(s) | Zhonga ( | ||||
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| Established | When the French Surrendered | ||||
| Enemies | Europe and South Africa | ||||
Madagascar is a massive island right on the coast of Africa. However, despite being near it, it is not considered part of that continent but is instead part of the Pacific. To Africans, Madagascar is east of South Africa and technically also on the border of Mozambique only because it fits perfectly. In fact, it's so big, it can fit the Entire Pacific Ocean.
History[edit]
Madagascan natives descended from Neanderthals.
In the year 1 AD, after the birth of Christ, the Israelis went on a boat and found a new island. They named it Madagascar (Hebrew: "We don't want this land; you can have it") and found other humans there. Unlike other countries, the Israelis decided not to enslave the natives and went back to celebrate Christ's birth.
In the 1800s, the French rediscovered the land and did enslave the people. Luckily, the Madagascans were smart and time-traveled to 1960 to push France out and become independent.
The first president of Madagascar was "Numa Buma", a president who became a viral meme in 1906. Numa later had a child known as Oscar Wilde who liked poems and had a friend known as Michael Rosen.
Geography[edit]
Madagascar is just off the coast of Mozambique. Every map shows at least one form of evidence backing this claim and one scientist swam all the way to Madagascar. Many people think Madagascar is close to Africa, but it isn't, and if you do still think that, you're autistic.
Madagascar's climate is very warm. In the west, it's Level 1 type of warm, in the east, it steps up to Level 2, and in the middle, major code red, Level 3! You'd die in the middle, so stay away!
Foreign relations[edit]
Madagascar gets along well with most countries. They hate Europeans though, and they hate South Africa.
Colonisation[edit]
The French loved colonising. It may seem hard to like having a different type of human race as your slave and to have them do what you want them to do, but try it if you don't believe me.
Language and culture[edit]
Madagascar's official language is Malagasy. Everyone speaks it; or else French. Despite full Malagasy Language control, the French still want the land back so they can make sure that they have oil they have some land.
Madagascan schools teach that Madagascar fought with trillions of soldiers against the Baguette, but this is simply a legend that was invented in the olden days when the French were settling the island.
Madagascar also has a few interesting facts. Here are three of them:
- Mobutu Sese Seko travelled to Madagascar and stayed there for most of 1984. (Perhaps it was Morocco.)
- In 2009, the West brought YouTube to Madagascans.
- In 2017, Ajit Pai took over Madagascar after deleting Net Neutrality, obviously confusing it with the movie of the same name.
Government[edit]
Technically, Madagascar is communist, but no one seems to care.
The national anthem is a Madagascaran version of The Internationale. It goes like this:
Rise u- oh wait, why are we singing this song?
You Already know what it sounds like
So don't come complaining to me right now
Just look it up on Google now!
Oh wait, you haven't, you're waiting for more!
Why can't you write an article yourself?
But everyone has filled up the list so it's slightly excusable
The Madagascan military conflicts with the government usually on which countries to like or not. Originally, the military was Communist, which caused the country to be Communist. It is as big as apple pie and does not like to attack. Instead, Madagascar uses "Soft Power" to win wars.
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