UnPoetia:Ronald Mcdonald

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This poem is an ode to her beloved husband, Ronald McDonald, by Mary Pope Osborne.

The story[edit]

Ronald McDonald arrested.

How dear my lovely Ronald,

The mascot of Mcdonald,

How I love my Ronald,

Every single day.


With his pale face and,

His fluffy red hair,

That's my Ronald,

We are a pair.


We are best friends,

Will be until the end,

Me and my Ronald,

The mascot of Mcdonald.


We will be best friends,

Until our divorce,

Which I believe is,

A driving force.