Meta

IT'S A TRAP!!!

WARNING.......This article is a trap.
Proceed at your own risk.

“Meta? I just meta!”
~ Oscar Wilde on meta

For those without comedic tastes, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about Meta.

A map of the enormous simulated Wikiland capital Meta.

Meta or Metard (motto: the Metarded dementedverse) is the simulated capital of Wikiland that was created to pacify the captured Uncyclopedians and world leaders.

Statistics[edit]

Human Population...4,589,789
Payphone Population...78,000
Expert Population...58
Dukes of Hazzard copies...4,589,789
Dog Population...4,589,789
Scientologist population...1
Money Earned Every Year...$4.00

History[edit]

Meta was created by Jimbo Wales and designed by Bubba the 9th as the main city of the Wikipedia simulation. Oscar Wilde is the only scientologist in Wikipedia. Meta was designed in the image of Tampon and the imagination of Bubba the 9th.

How to Enter Meta[edit]

There is a key is located by the Windows key on Peecee keyboards that can give you access to Meta and Wikipedia.

Letters of the Sun Alphabet:

Help | | F1 | F2 | F3 | F4 | F5 | F6 | F7 | F8 | F9 | F10 | F11 | F12 | Print Screen | Scroll Lock | Paul | Mute | Volume Down | Volume Up | Power
Stop | Again | esc | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 0 | - | = | \ | ~ | Insert | Home | Page Up | Num Lock | / | * | -
Props | Undo | tab | Q | W | E | R | T | Y | U | I | O | P | { | } | backspace | Del | End | Page Down | 7 | 8 | 9 | +
Front | Copy | ctrl | A | S | D | F | G | H | J | K | L | ; | ' | return | 4 | 5 | 6
Open | Paste | shift | Z | X | C | V | B | N | M | , | . | ? | shift | up arrow | 1 | 2 | 3 | enter
Find | Cut | caps lock | alt | Meta | s p a c e b a r | Meta | Compose | Cast Spell | Alt Graph | left arrow | down arrow | right arrow | 0 | .

Meta Writing[edit]

Meta writing is the act of writing about writing. Example:

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Writing can be fun. There's a whole world of things to write about. You can write about things that are on your mind, or you can write about fantasy worlds that are full of magic and wonder. Everyone should write.

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Meta Meta Writing[edit]

Meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing. Example:

“

Writing about writing can be fun. There's a whole world of things to write about writing about. You can write about writing about things that are on your mind, or you can write about writing about fantasy worlds that are full of magic and wonder. Everyone should write about writing.

”

Meta Meta Meta Writing[edit]

Meta meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing about writing. Example:

“

Writing about writing about writing can be fun. There's a whole world of things to write about writing about writing about. You can write about writing about writing about things that are on your mind, or you can write about writing about writing about fantasy worlds that are full of magic and wonder. Everyone should write about writing about writing.

”

Meta Meta Meta Meta Writing[edit]

Meta meta meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing about writing about writing. Example:

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Writing about writing about writing about writing can be fun. There's a whole world of things to write about writing about writing about writing about. You can write about writing about writing about writing about things that are on your mind, or you can write about writing about writing about writing about fantasy worlds that are full of magic and wonder. Everyone should write about writing about writing about writing.

”

Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Writing[edit]

Meta meta meta meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing. Example:

“

Writing about writing about writing about writing about writing can be fun. There's a whole world of things to write about writing about writing about writing about writing about. You can write about writing about writing about writing about writing about things that are on your mind, or you can write about writing about writing about writing about writing about fantasy worlds that are full of magic and wonder. Everyone should write about writing about writing about writing about writing.

”

Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Writing[edit]

Meta meta meta meta meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing. Example:

“

Writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing can be fun. There's a whole world of things to write about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about. You can write about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about things that are on your mind, or you can write about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about fantasy worlds that are full of magic and wonder. Everyone should write about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing.

”

Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Writing[edit]

Meta meta meta meta meta meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing. Example:

“

Writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing can be fun. There's a whole world of things to write about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about. You can write about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about things that are on your mind, or you can write about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about fantasy worlds that are full of magic and wonder. Everyone should write about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing.

”

Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Writing[edit]

Meta meta meta meta meta meta meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing. Example:

“

Writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing can be fun. There's a whole world of things to write about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about. You can write about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about things that are on your mind, or you can write about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about fantasy worlds that are full of magic and wonder. Everyone should write about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing.

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Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Writing[edit]

You have got to be fucking kidding me.