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ScottPat is a British Uncyclopedian.
ScottPat is a regular writer of articles and occasionally UnNews articles. In April 2013, ScottPat took on the role of Chief Editor of UnSignpost, the site's internal news area, although he has since retired from that role. He helped to re-start VFP in March 2014.
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Articles I Have Written
Main Articles
- BP oil spill
- Panzer divisions of WW2
- Screaming Lord Sutch FEATURED
- Capitalism: in grammar FEATURED
- Commanism: in grammar
- Belgian Mountain Troops FEATURED
- The Last King of Scotland FEATURED
- Emu War FEATURED
- Schlieffen Plan
- Flemish
- The Contents in Marmite
- Ukraine (with Anton199) FEATURED
- Italian Tanks FEATURED
- EU FEATURED
- Remi Gaillard
- Democratic Oligarchy
- Magrathea
- North African Campaign FEATURED
- Cap'n Crunch (with SPIKE) FEATURED
- Soyuz Rocket
- HMS Ocean
- Napoleonic Wars (with Anton199) FEATURED
- Boxes FEATURED
- Brian Cox impressions
- Battle of Normandy
- Cotswold Olimpick Games (with SPIKE) FEATURED
- Ministries of the UK Government FEATURED
- Checkpoint Charlie (PLS Winner) FEATURED
- Hoover Dam
- UK Government
- Politics of the United Kingdom
- Cossacks (with Anton199) (PLS Winner) FEATURED
- Atheist Alliance of America FEATURED
- Hiram Wesley Evans
- Prime Minister of the UK
- Enigma machines FEATURED
- Counties of England
- South American dreadnought race FEATURED
- The Art of War FEATURED
- Constitution of the United Kingdom FEATURED
- Geology FEATURED
- Animal Kingdom
- AWOL (rw)
- Southampton (rw)
- Dennis the Menace (rw)
- RationalWiki FEATURED
- Commonwealth of Nations FEATURED
- Ad hominem FEATURED
- Gaza War (with SPIKE) FEATURED
- North Korea at the 2012 Summer Olympics FEATURED
- United Kingdom general election, 2015 (with EStop, Romartus, Everyotherusernamewastaken and TheWikiMan026) FEATURED
- Labour Party (UK) (with Romartus, Spike) FEATURED
- The Communist Manifesto FEATURED
- Brexit FEATURED (with Marcsances, Spike and EStop)
UnNews Articles
- UnNews:Boston terrorists believed to be British
- UnNews:Scientists prove George Lucas' Theory was correct
- UnNews:SE England under tourism flood-watch
- UnNews:Putin denies being homophobic
- UnNews:Economy needs more money says Cameron
- UnNews:Yanukovych forced to step down
- UnNews:"Britain unrecognisable" claims UKIP leader Nigel Farage
- UnNews:UK deeply concerned over Crimea
- UnNews:Two British women die in Tenerife
- UnNews:Mean furniture hide before killing
- UnNews:Salmond shoots down helicopter over Aberdeen
- UnNews:Miliband shares his interest in becoming PM
- UnNews:Cornish granted minority status
- UnNews:UK bed-ridden by European election fever
- UnNews:EU elections divide Europe
- UnNews:Lib Dem coup fails to make Clegg leg it
- UnNews:Veteran escapes care home to help mark D-Day
- UnNews:UK Parliament plays Musical Chairs
- UnNews:Israel shells unschool
- UnNews:England may be next to secede from UK
- UnNews:UKIP targets Ebola
- UnNews:Merkel hails the fall of the Berlin Wall
- UnNews:ESA takes costly colour photos of colourless comet
- UnNews:Miliband pledges pledges
- UnNews:Cameron proposes a seven-day NHS
- UnNews:Plaid Cymru propose to unleash Wales onto the UK
- UnNews:Bosses' letter fuels proposed renewable energy scheme
- UnNews:SNP leader dithers over her vote
- UnNews:Labour to scrap "non-dom" tax contraceptive
- UnNews:Opposition leaders' debate isolates Miliband
- UnNews:Minor parties under the spotlight
- UnNews:UK parties unveil last-minute campaign posters
- UnNews:British politics resigns
- UnNews:Britain considers outcomes under Proportional Representation
- UnNews:Chuka Umunna to run for Labour leadership
- UnNews:Seattle canoe race ends in controversy
- UnNews:French corpse arrested for wearing burqa
- UnNews:Corbyn claws into Labour leadership contest
- UnNews:Osborne announces budget
- UnNews:Hawking: Information required for Chilcot Inquiry in black holes
- UnNews:Corbyn chosen to wrest in peace in the Middle East (with EStop)
- UnNews:UKIP to launch independent independence campaign
- UnNews:Cameron: "Yorkshire's a joke"
- UnNews:UK divided on EU division decision
- UnNews:British astronaut to play key role in spacewalk
- UnNews:Media over-analyse non-answers by Corbyn
List or choice articles
- List of elite military units
- The Great Dictator
- List of military disasters
- British political parties
- Political leaders of the United Kingdom
UnPoetia Articles
- UnPoetia:I Am American and I'm Really Pissed Off
- UnPoetia:The Twelve Days of Blitzkrieg
- UnPoetia:The Glorious War of Independence
- UnPoetia:Putingrad
UnScripts Articles
HowTo Articles
UnTunes Articles
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Quotes that will help you get through life (from my articles)
“To think outside the box is to realise the box is too small for you to put everything in.”
“Before Alamein we never won a bloody thing. Well apart from the battle of the River Plate, the Madagascan War, sinking the Bismark, the Battle of Britain and the attack on Mers Al Kebir. After Alamein we never had a defeat, apart from Operation Epsom, Antwerp, the Burmese Campaign...forget it I'll write a shorter speech.”
“I am going to name a Russian city after me. From now on Kiev shall be called Putingrad.”
“It will be soon!”
“You'll no be King of Scotland, if not King of Aberdeen”
“All words are equal. But some are more equal than others.”
“There's a King of Scotland? I didn't know there were Kings of continents.”
“Why do they call it the English language if it was invented in America?”
“Panzer Division is easy - just cut panzer in half with chain saw”
“We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Western Australia, we shall fight on the Great Barrier Reef and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength on Aires Rock, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight in the desert, we shall fight on the Emu nesting grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving to the evil Emu cause, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Australian Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, all the bloody Emus will die.”
“How the hell did those Canadians invade. There's a sea between Canadia and America.”
“I told you Iraq had secret weapons of mass destruction.”
“Well, Iraq's still basically part of Britain.”
“Stage Manager: This is the graveyard in the Mormon cemetary on Bunker's hill. We got ancient graves here, going right back to the fifteenth Century. Up there's the Patriots' graves of 1776. They're coated with gold and topped with a giant cross. A few loyalist bodies were found kicking around the bottom of that ditch down there. So we dug 'em up and gave 'em a proper burial - in the Catholic graveyard. Hahahaha. Made us boys laugh for weeks.”
“George Gibbs: But you don't actual believe in this whole marriage affair, do you Mr. Webb?
Mr. Webb: Well to be honest with you George I do but you see in our Jedi way we believe that marriage is the interconnection of two masters to produce a suitable padiwan so that one day we must find the chosen one.
Mitt Romney: Speaking from the Mormon point of view, Mr. Webb if you don't mind, I always say it ain't natural to go through life bein' lonely. People are born to go through life four by four, or is it six by six?”
“If we were to take the number of every piece of sand on every beach on Earth and multiply it by the number of every star in every galaxy in every cluster in every super cluster of our universe, then that number. That golden ratio of numbers would not be enough to equal the probability that this theory is correct.”
“Oh, my name, oh, is Gordon, oh, Brown. I am stepping, oh, in after Tony, oh, Blair to become the new, oh, Labour leader, oh, and primeminister despite the, oh, fact that no one voted for me.”
Quotes I have Edited
The bit I added is in bold.
Catch - safety net. (Get it!)“You wouldn't catch me on that death trap - the safety net's too small.”
Articles I Recommend
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UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist
National Try To Assassinate The President Day/MPMock
Drive by shooting (I like this article mainly for the concept and less for the content)
Uncyclopedia:Imaginary Admin Guidelines
HowTo:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia
List of one letter words starting with A
UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange
Unidentified man in green firing turret
Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament
UnNews:Nazi leader cleared of nazism
UnNews:Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted
HowTo:Choose your car insurance
UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot)
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I am on the Spanish version of Uncyclopedia, Inciclopedia, however despite an original entusiastic motive to practice Spanish I never check it and have written barely anything. You can find me here: Usuario:ScottPat.
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