Category:My sojourn
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Dude, I just can't take a fucking sojourn anywhere. Like, WTF?
So there I was
sitting in my fucking room, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Playstation and the dogs, right? Like, boring nerd shit.
and I fucking think
maybe I should take a sojourn, right? Like, to some badass place like Canada.
so I pulled out my
wallet and bought some plane tickets... and you know what happened? That's right. I nearly got raped by a fucking yak.
Since then
I've gone to Troy, Soviet Russia, North and South Dakotas, France, Uncyclopedia, Chicago, Bethsaida, North Pole, Canada, Titanic, Titanic again and London.
And guess what? Every fucking time, I nearly got raped.
No, seriously. EVERY FUCKING TIME.
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Pages in category "My sojourn"
The following 31 pages are in this category, out of 31 total.
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- That time a bunch of youths made fun of my bald head during my sojourn to Bethel
- That time I accidentally beheaded a queen during my sojourn in France
- That time I accidentally launched a thousand ships with my face during my sojourn in Troy
- That time I accidentally miscalculated the date of creation during my sojourn in London
- That time I accidentally nuked Hiroshima during my sojourn to Japan
- That time I accidentally took a sojourn in North Dakota during my sojourn in South Dakota
- That time I nearly drowned during my sojourn on the Titanic
- That time I nearly got an article featured by the community during my sojourn in Uncyclopedia
- That time I nearly ran out of loaves and fishes during my sojourn in Bethsaida
- That time I nearly raped a yak during my sojourn in Soviet Russia
- That time I threw my own poop at monkeys during my sojourn in a zoo
- That time I took a sojourn to visit my friend Jim Freklowski
- That time I was attacked by my step-son during my sojourn in Peloponnese
- That time I was nearly killed by Christian Bale during my sojourn on Terminator Salvation
- That time I was nearly raped by a gay English teacher trying to sell me a free iPod during my sojourn in Canada
- That time I was nearly raped by a negro during my sojourn to the post office
- That time I was nearly raped by a reindeer during my sojourn at the North Pole
- That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
- That time I was nearly raped by Feyd Rautha Harkonnen during my sojourn in Dune
- That time I was nearly raped by Ham after my sojourn through the deluge
- That time my ship was nearly sunken by some eldritch squid-headed horror during my sojourn in the Pacific Ocean
- That time NIGGERS STOLE MY PAGE during my sojourn on the internet
- That time some prick nearly drowned us all during his sojourn on the Titanic
- That time your mom wasn't fucked by Joe Biden during her sojourn in the kitchen last night
Media in category "My sojourn"
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