Some guy you've never heard of
SGYNHO was born on some day that's not your birthday, between 1960 and 1980, in the suburbs. Actually, he was born in a hospital in the big city nearby, but then returned to the suburbs with his parents. SGYNHO's childhood was ordinary enough. He was a decent student, and made honor roll on many occasions at some elementary school you've never heard of. In high school he was a backup defensive backup of the knitting club.
SGYNHO went off to college at some point between 1978 and 1998, at a local community college you've never heard of. There he studied liberal arts or business or something. He was picked on by some gang you do not care for. SGYNHO met This One Chick Who's Sorta Hot, and he asked her out to the dance, but she said no, in favor of That Cool Football Player. After graduating, SGYNHO got a job at some place you don't care about, and is now the middle manager, or whatever.
- He was once on the local news because he saw an accident or a robbery or something you likely do not care for.
- His best friend's roommate knew some other guy who was on one of the hijacked planes on 9/11.
- He dates Some Chick You Don't Give a Damn About.
- He was an extra in an Uwe Boll film. He would go on to marry Boll, as they divorced hours later.
- He is evil, but only to other people you don't care about.
- He makes homemade chili out of roadkill.
- God hates him, or at least according to Fred Phelps.
- He hates Chewbacca, Richard Wagner, Soundwave, and Mr. Freeze.
- He hates Clowns, Clones, Trolls, and overgrown shitbags who don't explode on contact.
- He hates Life cereal.