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(Query - could this be point 1 rather than point 87 on 'the current talk page'?)

Is it a pile of advertised ambassadorial chocolates, a brass monkey about to be put in the freezer, or a Dalek dolled up? Jackiespeel (talk) 14:18, July 3, 2015 (UTC)

(Library computer playing games so accidental duplication) Jackiespeel (talk) 20:57, July 3, 2015 (UTC)

Chocolate fit for an ambassador. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:00, July 3, 2015 (UTC)

Help

The Main Page is empty and now all I got is just the categories! FIX IT! --Strangehal (talk) 21:01, October 20, 2015 (UTC)

Nevermind. --Strangehal (talk) 21:02, October 20, 2015 (UTC)

This happens sometimes and all you need to do is add ?action=purge to the web address (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page?action=purge), enter and it should work. Expert 3222 21:12, October 20, 2015 (UTC)

This is awkward

Fix this: "Extension:DynamicPageList (DPL), version 2.3.0 : Warning: No results." --Strangehal (talk) 04:49, January 8, 2016 (UTC)

How does this wiki look so good

How can I get rid of all the promotion and have my wiki look like this, with the classic wikipedia format and none of the fandom bullshit? --Nullatrum (talk) 16:35, April 18, 2018 (UTC)

I responded on the forum created. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:54, April 18, 2018 (UTC)

Wikipedia's main page

There are a number of inconsistencies between this and that that we could easily fix without getting in trouble, including:

• "the free encyclopedia" but "The content-free encyclopedia"
• "From today's featured article" instead of "Today's Featured Article -- Article"
• "In the news" instead of "In the news:"
• "Full article..." instead of "more..."
• No "Yesterday's Featured Article" or "Featured today, a long long time ago" though I suppose we should keep those
• link to more featured articles instead of a place to vote for them, also bullet separators instead of dashes
• "On this day" instead of "On this day..."
• featured list section (we hate lists though)
• sister projects section is light gray, not mauve
• "Wikipedia languages" but "Uncyclopedia Languages"

There were also serif headers, but that was my fault and I fixed it. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 06:01 29 October 2018

I see no problem with the changes Llwy-ar-lawr, though perhaps this should also be posted in a forum. :) --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:14, October 29, 2018 (UTC)

OMG WOW there's a GREEN PADLOCK!! We have HTTPS!!!

Superkewl!! Snarglefoop (talk) 14:12, 27 April 2019 (UTC)

Edit request

The edit: Remove the now-suspended Twitter account --BFDIBebble (talk) 18:46, 9 October 2020 (UTC)

Done (14-Oct), thanks. Spıke 🎙️21:01 28-Nov-20

Protected edit request on 7 March 2024

This edit request has been answered.

Request: I'd like to add a proper link to Clue for today's Did You Know?. B13L3F3LD (talk) 14:07, 7 March 2024 (UTC)

Protected edit request on 22 March 2024

This edit request has been answered.

Request: I would like to do an edit for the Did You Know. (...that All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy?) B13L3F3LD (talk) 20:20, 22 March 2024 (UTC)

You can add submissions by editing DYK. OnePunch 04:06, 29-Mar-24