UnPoetia:Insulting Love Poem

Poetry for people who hate poetry

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

life stinks and so do you,

I love you as much

as a leper's touch

so I bid you goodbye

and hope you go die..

Leave me be you crazy old mare,

I only went out with you on a dare,

can't you see that I don't give a toss?

your hair smells like rotten old moss.

You wanted a poem and I did my rhyme,

so now you can leave and go suck a lime.