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2022

Jan-Feb 2022

Does somebody want to nominate me?.... Please? OnePunch Talk to me 06:13, 9 February 2022 (UTC)

Spring 2022 nominations

OnePunch (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and For. The UnNews readers who have noticed a startling number of articles about Australia, and about the rock band Weezer, which don't quite follow The Rules, have this guy to thank. Romartus asked us to suspend the award after the Spring 2016 round; we not only did so, but forgot about it entirely, until nominee typed a new section, just below the line that read, NOTHING BELOW THIS LINE, and everyone remembered how we hate newbies begging to receive awards. But it's four months later and he hasn't pestered anyone, so give it to him. He deserves to be in Past Winners for his work, and the only way to do that is to let him spend some time in Present Winners. Spıke 🎙️01:09 16-May-22
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Self-vote. Who doesn't love Australia and Weezer? Besides from Aussies and Weezer fans, of course. Thanks for the nom, except you do know it's Autumn here (then again Weezer did give us SZNZ: Spring instead of the proper corresponding seasonal album too). Also on the "NOTHING BELOW THIS LINE" thing, it ends with "NOTHING ABOVE THIS LINE", so I just thought it meant don't edit the previous section but you can add one below — my bad. OnePunch Talk to me 01:25, 16-May-22
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For.. One for the Sheilas. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:52, 28 May 2022 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sog1970 (talk) 11:56, 28 May 2022 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For.--OculusWild (talk) 19:31, 28 May 2022 (UTC)

2018

Spring 2016 nominations

Spike (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and for --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 21:13, March 10, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Our prolific editor-in-chief!  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 08:56, April 4, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Have not gotten one of these since 2010. I will cherish it, then we can close out the contest and reopen for someone who might need some motivation. Spıke 🎙️23:41 11-Apr-16
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Somewhat belated. Perhaps we can suspend this after this award. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:29, September 4, 2018 (UTC)

2015

Start of 2015 Award To Be Awarded Whenever We Meander toward Consensus

EStop (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 5
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom & For. This new Uncyclopedian went to UnNews like a moth, routinely bags three of the five Front Page graphic features, has printed out the style guide for Chrissakes, and is a master of hilariously misreading and jumbling together news stories from the Real World. I hope we can keep it fun for him. Spıke Ѧ 02:09 1-Feb-15
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:27, February 1, 2015 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Wow! Just checked his talkpage, and EStop is doing a great job! Anton (talk) 13:16, February 1, 2015 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 07:58, February 7, 2015 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. For 'Shirley'. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:09, February 22, 2015 (UTC)

2014

April

SPIKE (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom and for One of the greatest UnNews writers of the past, present and tomorrow. If something happens in the world of politics, be assured that there will be a news article from Spike about how this is all connected to baseball! Anton (talk) 18:29, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He's won it three times but deserves to win it five. This guy sits there churning out news articles each week, more than any other regular Uncyclopedian! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:23, April 7, 2014 (UTC)

ScottPat (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 4
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom and for Scott has offered us some brilliant pieces this month and previously. He should definitely get one of these. Anton (talk) 18:29, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  • Spike's already won this. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:04, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  • Only because of the "He hasn't won this yet?" factor, SPIKE is going great guns on UnNews. Maybe it's time to stop the two month award schedule and go back to every month. Two months make the site look weaker, and I think it's back enough now to change the timing. Yay SP! Aleister 20:16 7-4-14
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.He's writ some brilliant unnews. Definitely deserves the prize.--TheWikiMan026 Chater Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 19:32, May 29, 2014 (UTC)

2013

February

Mnbvcxz (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 5
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. msnbc is excelling at UnNews and readily deserves this award for his work during the past few years. A man far ahead of his time when it comes to pregnancy and labor-fetishism (fap fap fap), I see his writing improving by the hour. Yay mnbvcxz!!! Aleister 13:13 13-2-'13
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Notable site-wide (see UotM) but downright dominant this month at UnNews. I don't even mind that the subject is always the same. Spıke Ѧ 13:27 13-Feb-13
  • Symbol for vote.svg For - As appointed News Czar the other Uncyclopedia who is also up for a Foolitzer, I can say that mnbvcxz makes me jealous by being the one true asset you guys have against us. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 11:16, Feb. 27, 2013
    aggggggghhhhh. There is no against us, nobody here is competing. I for two see the two sites as being on the same island. Msnbc says all of his articles can be copied and moved to the fork, so if you'd like a collection of good UnNews pages, just scoop them up and carry them with you. Us against them, jeez, I need a drink --- of cool clear water! Aleister a short time later
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:27, Mar 11
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He should have been an UnSignpost editor! Anton (talk) 14:34, April 7, 2014 (UTC)

2012

December

Bill Melater

Score: 3

UPjcm

Score: 0
  • On the off-chance that people start voting on this again, I hereby nominate UPjcm, becuz he wroat gud unnooz, and also because he still has the template on his user-page from when he was last nominated, so I don't have to do anything. Isn't laziness awesome? Fuck yeah. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Dec 10 '12 5:36 (UTC)

Leverage

Score: 8
  • (Nom) Since he's currently the leading vote-getter for the Writer of the Month award (and, in fact, the only nominee), this is probably redundant, but he should've been nominated for this last month, and won it. See here for "why". ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Dec 10 '12 5:36 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.png Boner. -RAHB 10:55, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • For News is what you make of it, and Leverage has. Aleister 12:38Decem12
  • Thank you for the nod Mr Beever. --Leverage (talk) 12:57, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:00 Dec 11 2012
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:54, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Definitely. It's about time this motherfucker gets more awards. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown.jpg 04:57, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. You UnNews writing son of a bitch. (No offense intended)--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 12:20, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:13, Dec 14

August

UPjcm (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

Weebils (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom He won it a month ago but I nom him again. Incredible output, since the beginning of May, he wrote 58 good ones (probably 20 more as you are reading this), 3 of them got featured. Talk Mattsnow 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 4
  • Nom Wrote a couple of good ones last month, including UnNews:God and Nature in demarcation dispute Talk Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • I've never one this award, despite having written a few UnNews, including features, and helping to revive it with a competition a little while ago. So screw modesty, I'm voting Symbol for vote.svg For..                                • Puppy's talk page • 05:13 05 Aug
  • Fuck modesty, give the dog a PurpleDickVote.png bone. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Sun, Aug 5 '12 6:38 (UTC)
  • If he's never won this then why are we a wiki? Puppy is the journalists' journalist, the Pulitizer Prize winning author of "Why I Make News and then Report It", the man spoken of in whispers in the halls of any remaining newspapers everywhere. Foolitzer is his middle name. Aleister 16:22 8-7-'012
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I do enjoy being a swing vote. ~jcm 04:00, October 29, 2012 (UTC)

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 3
  • Nom As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Talk Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • Spiritual Forth If God was in His Heaven Funnybony would win this every month. Why isn't the award named after him???????!!! Or at least carved with his likeness staring out at you. I dunno. Aleister 16:24 8-7-'012
  • For Because he's funnier than everyone here (except me of course) --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 10:59, August 12, 2012 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.png Boner. The image he just made is on VFP because of what I did last night. ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-oly.pngIcons-flag-us.pngIcons-flag-jm.png Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:55, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
  • For Let's even it up. Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 13:35, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Talk Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

Electrified mocha chinchilla (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1

MasterWangs (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1
  • Nom + For Because he writes UnNews that make me laugh, hasn't won this before, should be encouraged and hasn't been nominated every month since March. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:57, August 4, 2012 (UTC)

Fishalishalish (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1

July

UPjcm (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1

Weebils (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom He won it a month ago but I nom him again. Incredible output, since the beginning of May, he wrote 58 good ones (probably 20 more as you are reading this), 3 of them got featured. Talk Mattsnow 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

Ticklethekeys (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 4

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1
  • Nom As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Talk Mattsnow 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • for He's a musical legend in his spare time. Hope you don't mind me saying Funnybony? There aren't many originals from the 60's around. Great guy. Ticklethekeys (talk) 01:04, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Talk Mattsnow 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

Electrified mocha chinchilla (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

June

UPjcm (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

Gleep (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 6

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Talk Mattsnow 16:50, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Talk Mattsnow 16:50, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

Electrified mocha chinchilla (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

May

Weebils (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 7

UPjcm (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

Gleep (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom Quietly wrote 10 good UnNews articles. Talk Mattsnow 03:51, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Talk Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Talk Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

Electrified mocha chinchilla (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

April

Tritefantastic (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 5

UPjcm (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2

Gleep (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom Quietly wrote 10 good UnNews articles. Talk Mattsnow 03:51, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Talk Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Talk Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:21, Apr 4

Electrified mocha chinchilla (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

March

UPjcm (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2
  • Nom and for As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Talk Mattsnow 00:16, March 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • He never lets up, and has been unnewsing all month again. Funnybony to the max! Aleister 19:25 19-3-'12

Aleister in Chains (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 4
  1. Nom this clown wrote a bunch or good ones recently (UnNews:Gandhi statue coming to life in London, UnNews:Baby trapped in well turns 25, UnNews:Amazonian sea monster emerges from river among others. Talk Mattsnow 00:16, March 1, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Al is on a roll here!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:40, Mar 4
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. He's very good in creating Unnews articles. -- UserTalkContributions 00:28, March 10, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. He's awesome! And we consult each other about articles we have written; reviews on both sides have been good. :) --Care for a rose? the dorky contralto Proudly Mexican Did I mention I'm like 1/8 or 1/16 Korean? It's a long story. Brazil is very fascinating... My best friend in the offline world is from Bangladesh. However, this flag is kind of mean. 16:23, March 11, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Yeah sure. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:34, March 17, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Talk Mattsnow 00:16, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

Gleep (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom Him too, let's see if he can come up with good ones this month. Talk Mattsnow 00:16, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

Electrified mocha chinchilla (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2

February

UPjcm (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1

and one spiritual for

  • Nom Wrote the featured UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance among others. Talk Mattsnow 23:46, February 9, 2012 (UTC)
  • For Please? ~jcm 00:47, February 11, 2012 (UTC)
  • Spiritual For Nice work UPjcm. Yet we've found out by careful observation of one guy (TFK) that we've neglected to give this award to Mattsnow, who's written many great unnews articles and has run the UnNews department (The World's Greatest Newspaper) for many months now. You are a victim of circumstances. And you're a very good writer too. Aleister 1:22 16-2-'12

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1
  • Nom and for As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Talk Mattsnow 23:46, February 9, 2012 (UTC)

Aleister in Chains (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

Jonny appleseed (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Talk Mattsnow 23:46, February 9, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1

Gleep (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom Him too, let's see if he can come up with good ones this month. Talk Mattsnow 00:00, February 10, 2012 (UTC)

Mattsnow (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 7
  • Let's pause for a sec here. Matt's been literally running this shit for the last few months, has many quality (and featured) UnNewses, and for some reason hasn't won this 8 or 9 times yet. In fact, he hasn't even won this once. Christ, people. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:12, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • For. What the actual fuck!? --Black Flamingo 16:28, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • Whast? Hasn't won this? OK, who's the guy with the mind shield around here, putting us all in some kind of trance not to notice this. And TKF, how did you escape this shield? Aleister 17:11 Cupid's Day Boxing Day '12
  • Crap. Another user slighted by the insouciance of others. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, Feb 16 '12 1:24 (UTC)
  • I concur, I've wrote on and off for uncyclopedia since 06 and never won anything until matt nominated me for foolitzer prize, a few nominated unnews articles before that but that was it, his stuff is hilarious anyways. Canadians really do have the best sense of humour --Uncle J 17:44, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Per Froggy, Flamingo, Al, etc. Matt is over due for this--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:44, Feb 18
  1. For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:28, February 24, 2012 (UTC)

January

Official nominations for January

Uncle J (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 8
  • Nom and for Consistent contributor, wrote some good ones. Talk Mattsnow 06:55, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  • For I have to vote for myself. Weird being nominated, I've had a few articles nominated but thats it. --Uncle J 16:57, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For&WTF? He hasn't won this yet?? Uncle J has 79 quality UnNews pages. Count them, look at his user page. Read some. Damn, he's prolific. Thank you Mattsnow for rubbing our nose in the snow. Yay! Uncle J! Aleister 1:20 6-1-'12
  • Symbol for vote.svg This is a manœuver I like to call "Rectifying the Oversight".  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Fri, Jan 6 '12 4:51 (UTC)
  • Yes. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:47, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:57, 6 January 2012
  • So many UnNews articles. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:54, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  • For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:10, January 15, 2012 (UTC)

Gleep (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom Him too, let's see if he can come up with good ones this month. Talk Mattsnow 06:55, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

UPjcm (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom Symbolical nom I guess, since he won this numerous times before and rightfully so, he came out of the blue to write 2 good ones for the Holidays. Talk Mattsnow 06:55, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:47, January 6, 2012 (UTC)

2011

December

Leoispotter (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +5 strange usernames
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nomination + For. He came back after FOUR YEARS AWAY to do some articles, fools.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Fri, Dec 2 '11 14:43 (UTC)
  • For. I'll try to find others to nominate to give him some competition! Talk Mattsnow 15:20, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Thanks d00ds-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 18:46, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • Potter is like the Hess truck. He comes back around every Christmas time and has a new gadget to play with each year, like a fire hose, or a dune buggy that shoots out of the truck's back compartment. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:41, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
  • For.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:31, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
  • Dickish vote change and self-for To ensure the +5 needed to win this...-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:26, January 1, 2012 (UTC)

UPjcm (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2

Electrified mocha chinchilla (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

PF4Eva (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1

Gleep (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1
  • Nom This new guy wrote at least 3 good ones, see his contributions! Talk Mattsnow 13:16, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  • Dis dude. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:02, December 9, 2011 (UTC)

November

Codeine (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2
  • Nom This dinosaur came back and wrote a good one. Talk Mattsnow 17:30, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • For Gotta vote for yourself, innit. Also, Dinosaur? DINOSAUR? RAAAARRARARARAAARRRRRR -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 20:37, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I'm still a better dinosaur. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 3 November 2011, at 22:31

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom Consistently writes good ones, last month was no exception. Talk Mattsnow 17:30, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Fer. This vote may change, if'n it turns out Funnybony has left forever.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Tue, Nov 1 '11 22:46 (UTC) changed my mind.

Matt lobster (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 6
  • Nom Good reporter. Talk Mattsnow 17:30, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
  • Long live the UnNews not-a-czar, who... apparently has't won this? Huh????????? --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:49, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Yes. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:17 November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote.svg Definite "For". Sorry, Funnybony. If you'd just stuck around, man...  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Thu, Nov 3 '11 22:00 (UTC)
  • Lobster. --Black Flamingo 13:47, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
  • Yep. --Wanna see a magic trick? 22:16, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
  • Gives good head. Aleister 16:19 14-11-'11

Black flamingo11 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

Aleister in Chains (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

Mattsnow (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

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  • Nom. I don't read UnNews, but I hear this guy's good.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:43, 14 November 2011

October

Matt lobster (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom. He writes great UnNews and has a good attitude. Talk Mattsnow 16:53, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

Lantash (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom. He wrote 2 good UnNews last month and was a discovery, for me at least. Talk Mattsnow 16:53, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom. An UnNews pillar. Talk Mattsnow 16:53, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

Bizzeebeever (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 9 Uncyclopedians Bizzeebeever has successfully brainwashed

*Symbol for vote.svg For. This guy is hilarious. Talk Mattsnow 04:34, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

Mattsnow (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1
  • Nom. He writes good ones and handles the nightmare.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:46, Oct 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:46, Oct 2

September

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 4
  • Nom and for. Prolific and terrific reporter. Talk Mattsnow 11:14, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Terrific and prolific reporter.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 15:33, 28 September 2011

July

ChiefjusticeDS (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +5 and a muffin
  • Nom & for. OK, bear with me here while I explain something: no, Chief doesn't contribute UnNews per se, but he has written a shitload of UnSignposts. Now, the Signpost is News, and it's about Uncyclopedia, so I say it counts as UnNews, dammit. Besides, Zim used to endorse it, back in the day. And anyway, trust me, churning out a bucketload of decent Signposts takes no little effort, a newsy eye, and even a certain amount of skill and possibly humour. And Chiefy has been doing this longer than (I think, by now, I can't be arsed to count) anyone else. So I say we recognise this herculean News contribution by awarding him this thing. Who's with me? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:21, Jul 1
    Actually, I recall him writing at least one UnNews as well. And that's just that I noticed.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 00:16, 2 July 2011

  • UU makes a good point, although I can't help but think WotM might be a better place to celebrate Chief's contributions. --Black Flamingo 00:47, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
    So what you're saying is: Chief deserves this award, but because you're putting him up for another award, you're not voting for him on this one? You can win more than one award in a month, you know. Also, this one is more newsy. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 06:34, Jul 4
    Yeah, good point, UU!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:06, Jul 4
    Ok, so UU makes two good points, but I'm still thinking about this one. --Black Flamingo 19:08, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. But I also agree with Flamingo. Still, I just nommed Guildy as WotM because he is hitting 40 features in July. So I already voted on that. I'm all for the Chief any time for any award, including this.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:18, Jul 2
  • Comment While I think that Chief should get some credit of some sort for his USPs, the Foolitzer specifically says "This award recognizes the best writer of UnNews articles each month" and, to be nominated, one must "have written at least three "full" UnNews articles." Of course, a quick browse of the other awards shows that writing USPs doesn't seem to fit in anywhere so hmmm.... ~ Humbuck.png Talk 14:34, 4 July 2011 (UTC)
  • Muffin. That's my vote at this point. I vote muffin.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:15, 4 July 2011

  • Symbol for vote.svg It's Chief! We can stand to bend the rules a little! --Wanna see a magic trick? 19:21, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.. I've been hibernating in a cave under a volcano for the last 1000 years so I've only read a few of these so called unsigned posticulations, however, they're as slightly amusing, if not better than most UnNewses so have another muffin on me. Oh wait, I already ate it, have a green tick instead. I hear their just as tasty. HauntedUndies. 09:11, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
  • Oops, forgot about this. For. USP is real news. --Black Flamingo 16:24, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1
  • Nom. I think he writes UnNews.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:16, 4 July 2011

Jeez! Story of my life. Always wasting time and never getting enough credit for it. One thing I learned about being a reporter: it's only as fun as the editor. Thanks--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:58, Jul 21

Composure1 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom. I think he writes UnNews too.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:21, 4 July 2011

HauntedUndies (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

June

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2
  • Nommer and forer It's been a long eight-months since Funnybony has won this, eight months in which he has written maybe 100 quality UnNews pieces (give or take a dozen, I'm too lazy to count. He's probably written another one as I'm typing this). There is nobody around now who is as proficient a reporter as Funnybony, so Iz thinkin' that another shiny gold face should be staring up at him. Aleister 13:02 5-6-'11
  • He write good ones.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 14:42, 5 June 2011

  • Keeping this short to get this vote in: Symbol for vote.svg For.. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 01:06, 1 July 2011 (UTC)

TheHumbucker (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2
  • Nom. Because he also write good ones.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 14:42, 5 June 2011

  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Because I's workin' fo daa man, and he daa man!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:47, Jun 24
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Talk Mattsnow 18:57, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

May

Aleister in Chains (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +9
  • Those "Past Winners" guys tell me that this guy hasn't won this yet. You've gotta be kidding me. Seriously. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:33, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Sure--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 03:43, May 9
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Yep. Jackofspades.png (talk) 03:52, 9 May 2011
  • Very much for. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 01:35, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Definitely. --Username18 KUN FP 03:30, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:34, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  • Oh yes. --Black Flamingo 12:05, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
    Thanks everybody. I couldn't have done it without you. I would like to also thank my parents, my agent, my girlfriend, me dog, and everyone who has helped me overcome the art of writing to get to this point. Now, quit standing around listening to me, go out and get the news! Aleister Saturday
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:34, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  • for Talk Mattsnow 15:27, May 30, 2011 (UTC)
  • For. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:15, May 31, 2011 (UTC)

April

Gravitas is Not the Issue (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1
  • --User is an Asshole 13:35, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

Black flamingo11 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 5
  • Nomfor What's this chaos thing everyone is talking about? Jackofspades.png (talk) 23:43, 17 April 2011
  • He's on a neverending roll off a cliff into a wild pack of family dogs. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:46, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. My bud! He cooool!!! I want to encourage TheHumbucker - he's doing real good - but he just got this last month, and it looks like Flamingo has never gotten it!? SO, BLACK FLAMINGO!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:59, Apr 21
    Sad but true, Black Flamingo has never gotten it. I'm sending him one of the nightcrawlers named Twixie, and that should remedy that situation. Aleister 21:16 26-4-'11
  • We can't give this to that bonker every month... that said, is it really trolling to pull off a crazy notion? He did pull it off, and what he did could make for some very good material indeed with which to crush the spirits of noobs. I like crushing spirits. Symbol for vote.svg For crushing the spirits of noobs. Also, plankton.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:08, 27 April 2011

TheHumbucker (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 3
  • Nomfor Worthy supplier of misinformation we can all deal with. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:10, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. A consistent provider of high-quality writing, which it is hoped will not raise the bar for the rest of us hackers. On the other nominees, Gravitas is nominated either by a classmate or a sockpuppet; he had a flurry of articles at the start of the month, but many were single-joke pages that just weren't developed. Flamingo's only UnNews participation since 14-Feb was to accept a dare by Lyrithya, in the Forum protesting my real-news emphasis, to submit an UnNews (he wrote two) making the protest flagrant. They have a cult following depending on your position on the issue, but the Foolie should be for best writing, not best trolling. Spıke Ѧ 16:53 20-Apr-11
    To be fair, Flamingo was back in thereafter with UnNews:Motorboats blamed for plankton deaths, which got a Front Page graphic. But TheHumbucker stepped it up, eagerly snatching up every story idea dumped in the UnNews:Newsroom and doing the best writing of the month by far. I don't care who won it last month. Spıke Ѧ 21:33 26-Apr-11
  • Ankh smite.png Cake. Seriously, what the hell? This guy is too good with these.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:08, 27 April 2011

  • For. Hummy has an aptitude for this that is way beyond mine. How does he do it? He must actually read the news or something. --Black Flamingo 01:50, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

March

TheHumbucker (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 11

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:56, 21 March 2011

  • We need a good scandal. Come on Humbucker, admit you plagerized all your stories from that New York Times guy who was fired for filing stories from a thousand miles away from the action. By by way, why aren't you in Japan or Libya, reporting from the front lines? Earn your Foolitzer, damnit, find some Japanese wheelchair-bound woman trapped in the rubble of the nuclear plant. Aleister 13:31 23-3-'11
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. + 1 Since both myself and Van Halen are rumored to be coming out of retirement User:Hawthorn Peebles/sig 22:41, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
    • P.S. Aleister, please don't make fun of my wife. the warmth of the radiation keeps her bunyons down. User:Hawthorn Peebles/sig 22:41, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
      • Shit, it's Hawthorne Peebles. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:35, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

February

SPIKE (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0 disreguards for the rules
  • Shameless self-nom. It has been three months since I've gotten one of these shiny things, and I would welcome one in view of: First of our articles on the Egypt putsch; first of our two articles on the South Sedan secession; continuing prettying up of the Front Page; and above all, consulting with our authors on the various Wisconsin articles to try to keep humor on top of polemics, for which I ought to get paid. My daily output dropped behind that of Funnybony, but when he mails one in whose comedy theme is that nothing happened, I have been able to twist it to assert that something did; and have reclaimed a couple halfway UnNewses by I.P.Anon. Have also continued to provide pre-publication advice for new authors. Romartus is the only other regular this month. It won't affect my future participation if a better candidate comes along; but rather than leave it unawarded, give it to me. Spıke Ѧ 04:01 23-Feb-11
    • Awesome! Anyway, this award has 3 rules and no self-noms is one of them. You can read the rest up there, in the direction of this carrot: ^ --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:08, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
  • Nom, and next time just tell me if you want a nom. I may not be arsed to vote, but that's a whole other matter.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:24, 23 February 2011

  • I'm going to go out on a limb and apply the "If you ask to be an admin, you can't be an admin" idiom here. Next month, spike. Just tell Lyrithya to do it for you. Again. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:27, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
    You said that the last time there was a vote on ?pedia about whether or not to op the guy who asked to be opped. He was opped. That's the only evidence I know of regarding such a thing. Haven't seen a thing of it here, though...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:50, 23 February 2011

  • Lyrithya has a point. Still, Kip is going to win so oh well. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:57, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Kip the Dip (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 8
  • Nom and For this guy! He did that one with the balls, and the one about Wisconsin, and probably some other ones, and both of those are great! Some new blood around here, eh? --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:09, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
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  • I know I just said I can't be arsed to vote, but this guy has done rather good. At least, that last one was. I dunno about the rest. Although now that I think about it, I still can't be arsed to vote. Meh.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:26, 23 February 2011

  • For He's written three featured UnNews. He deserves it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:27, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Also unwittingly contributed a morph (pictured) to one of my UnNewses on Obama feinting to the right. Spıke Ѧ 22:05 23-Feb-11
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Because I was a dick to him, but more that he deserves this! Kip can kick out a news page whether he's in the mood or not, the essence of a good reporter. Aleister 13:22 24-2-'11
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:32, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.--~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 13:33, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:29, Feb 27

January

Username18 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 10
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Nom. Came out of nowhere, submitted 5 of the first 6 stories to UnNews, two of them garnering VFH nominations, as he force-fit geopolitics to social networking sites. The first big surprise of the New Year was a pleasant one. Spıke Ѧ 23:22 2-Jan-11
    In retrospect, an understatement. How about: Two Featured Articles in his first two days on the site. Spıke Ѧ 16:52 11-Jan-11
  • Keep This page is ingenious. I love how the author managed to capture the real emotion behind two siblings at the beach building sandcastles while keeping the undertone of the narrative so clear: The two weren't building sandcastles, they were competing for the love and adoration of their grandfather. Honestly, you could make a short independent film based on this and it'd get a fucking Oscar or something. Why the fuck would any of you want to delete this? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:26, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
    Um... I mean, for. The guy is a pretty good writer. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:26, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I'm betting on 18 this month to encourage that it's not the themes which are funny, it's the sense of humor which is the winner - applied to any theme - preferably current news. Hopefully he'll rule this month, and many more.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:45, Jan 3
  • Symbol for vote.svg This writer is a saint. This user is, without a doubt the most flawless, inspiring and quite frankly, handsome writer I have ever encountered. I hope to be half the writer he is. --Username18 22:17, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
    *gets out a large knife* That could be arranged.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 23:12, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

  • Let it be noted that nominee only cast this self-vote, which he will surely not need to clinch the prize, after the instigation of "Mister Self-Promotion" Funnybony. Spıke Ѧ 23:19 3-Jan-11
    Just s slight misunderstanding. I recommended Username18 vote on his own VFH article - after he had already reached 10 and did not need it any more. But I was NOT referring to voting on prizes. I don't self-vote on prize noms, But I do self-vote on VFH and that's what I referred to. On the other hand Spike never votes on VFH, not for himself nor anyone else. Which is cool too. What Username18 needs to understand is that Spike and most all others are joking - which is not always apparent - but true just the same. And so was Username18 in the above, and Lyrithya too. Everyone is joking. So, UN18, don't worry. In general self-vote for VFH noms but not on award noms. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:36, Jan 4
    Thanks for the clarification. --Username18 07:39, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • For I'm impressed --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 21:17, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • I've been up for 23 hours and this guy is fuckignfbrj' rg'9uguWQWQWQ!"2awseome --Black Flamingo 00:58, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Heh. This guy is already winning by a greater margin than I did. Wait, wth, I won? Anyway, great stuff. Keep it oop! --FISH!ALISH!ALISH!RANDOM!TALK?(lol.) 02:33, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. New blood..new blood...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:28, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Weak for He either burned out pretty quickly or had other things to do (i.e. He is Australian and had to keep from drowning for a few weeks). Will he be another six-day wonder or will he have a place on those newsroom sidewalk slabs where we put our handprints? Only time will tell, or then again, time may keep it to itself. Aleister 14:07 25-1-'11
  • Symbol for vote.svg Forish. He may have up and vanished, but he was good while he lasted.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:35, 31 January 2011

2010

December

Fishalishalish (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2
  • Nom. This is a "resting on your laurels" nomination for his work in November. Y'all can wait until later in the month to cast actual votes, if you want to hold off on the KUN and resulting pay increase to see that he continues filing stories in December. Spıke Ѧ 01:29 1-Dec-10
  • I vote pie.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 00:12, 16 December 2010

  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:48, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1
  • Not a nom. Back and prolific after taking the first four days of the month off--surely in Egypt celebrating one of those Semitic holidays we can't pronounce. Did he find the story on the attack of the mechanical sharks? or did it find him? Ouch. Spıke Ѧ 23:04 7-Dec-10
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Nominee thereafter settled into his near-daily pace that has sustained UnNews through good times and hard, eventually writing UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon, which ran on the Uncyclopedia main page on 16-Dec. Spıke Ѧ 00:09 16-Dec-10
Apropos of that, belated recognition to Matt lobster, whose 20-Nov piece, UnNews:Chance meeting between acquaintances causes awkward moment, the Uncyclopedia cabal got around to featuring exactly one month later. Spıke Ѧ 13:16 21-Dec-10
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Nom or no Nom--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:44, Dec 24
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Nom Best to nom all these guys with votes, before they nom each other. Aleister 22:36 24 12

SPIKE (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Not a nom. Non-nominee pats himself on the back for 9 stories in the first half of the month and for continuing to entertain with side-by-side Front Page graphics, such as the competing renditions of the shark attack in Egypt. Also broke into the gearbox behind the UnNews Front Page to complete the set of, and install, special-situation graphics for events such as Featured Articles, as shown above. Spıke Ѧ 00:09 16-Dec-10
This guy, although having a great few weeks here again, should be content with WotM this month, and with the other meme. Getting this award too would enlarge his head past the point of no return, and then there'd be no living with him. Aleister 13:35 Solstice MMX
  • Symbol for vote.svg Invalid For. I'm pissed off at Funnybony! Yesterday I told him his UnNews:Atheist North Korea ready for ‘sacred war' with South had conceptual problems, he told me he was sure I'd do a good edit on it, and ran off to whore his latest VFH. So I'm countering his invalid self-nom and self-vote with one of my own! My actual nominee, above, has not been around since 6-Dec and is holding steady with one Pie--which, we learned last month, is worth more than 0, but must be worth less than 1. Spıke Ѧ 22:32 24-Dec-10
    But what are self-noms worth, eh? Or I could be an arse and nominate you both...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:36, 24 December 2010

  • Or Aleister could... hail the Aleister.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:48, 24 December 2010

  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom Best to nom all these guys with votes, and let them sort it out in heaven. And I still think you have to have three news articles in the month to be nommed, although that seems to have been edited out somewhere along the line. SPIKE has many articles this month. Aleister 22:37 24 12
    Mordillo clarified a couple months ago (but maybe regarding a different award) that it is three/career. I said earlier this month I'd give any Repeat Offender (as in Two) the recognition of a non-nom. If you want three in the month, so far it's Funnybony, Romartus, and I. Spıke Ѧ 23:06 24-Dec-10
    No shit? Mordillo, or someone at the UnWiki Ministry of Exotic Goodies, told me that it cost 6 of those gold Foolitzer coins to score a single hit of Soma. If there's a limit of three coins then we're all out of luck. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:31, Dec 25

PF4Eva (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1
  • Not a nom. The first author to write his second UnNews of December--with UnNews:Ebert: Yogi Bear is shit in the woods--a feat I promised to document here. Thus he is the biggest fish in the tank (except for the really big ones). He really is trying to clean up his language (but not that of his headlines). Spıke Ѧ 01:46 19-Dec-10
    Make it three. This guy wants to have Roger Ebert's baby. Spıke Ѧ 01:45 31-Dec-10
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom and Symbol for vote.svg For. I thought of nomming him a few days ago, as PF is one of those people who slip under the radar because he doesn't talk to others but has been a major and consistent reporter for a long time. And he has two of these already, and this would tie him with the other big-fishies. Aleister 13:31 Solstice MMX

Romartus (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1
  • Not a nom. Romartus became a repeat offender on 20-Dec, getting his second and third of the month on the Front Page at the same time. Spıke Ѧ 22:44 24-Dec-10
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom---Can I do this? If so, that's why I did! BTW: What does this mean: "At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite journalist, though you may vote for multiple people."(?) If this means that I can, then I vote Symbol for vote.svg For. here also, as well as a few others too, depending on the legality of my "vote ONCE for your favorite journalist, though you may vote for multiple people".. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:25, Dec 25
Sorry, that was a mishap rule. Please chose one person you vote for. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:53, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Scofield (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

  • Not a nom. Scofield is in with his second of the month, UnNews:US repeals "Don't ask, don't tell", though it was a bigger wrestling match (slopping over to VFD) than any time since the days of user Secret Agent. The newspaper he assured me he subscribes to turns out to be the Washington Post, and the reason this one initially didn't read like news is surely because he never reads any news that reads like news. Spıke Ѧ 22:32 24-Dec-10
Not a nom is not a nom. Let's stop with this pat on the back on award pages, there are talk pages for that. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:55, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Guildensternenstein (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

  • Not a nom. Guildy is also a repeat offender, with two fantastic stories, written credibly. Spıke Ѧ 01:45 31-Dec-10
Per above. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:56, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

November

SPIKE (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 3
  • Nom. No reason. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101108 - 06:18 (UTC)
    Let's see...nominee has artfully laid out the Front Page, under the new five-feature format, with side-by-side point/counterpoints, such as on the passing of Paul the Octopus, to present adjacent articles on the "left wing" and "right wing" whether or not warranted, and then to juxtapose two stories that inexplicably digressed to Kraft Foods (whose stock nominee does not own). The Reverend recently told Mordillo it was a "bang-up job," though most of us would prefer he had given a simple, red-blooded, clenched-fist vow to regain his old position. Also, Funnybony has three of these awards, a fact that always makes things awkward in the UnNews lunchroom, or maybe it's just the liverwurst sandwiches he brings. Spıke Ѧ 08:54 8-Nov-10 post-edited
    Meeeh. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101109 - 21:09 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. The others are getting better but only Spike is award-worthy so far. He has a lot more to do on UnNews than just write and record funny news, of which he writes and records the most anyway. But we want to encourage another to get this award next month - for Christmas.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:12, Nov 11
    Funnybony still writes the most. Unfortunately, when we announce Christmas-giving as a legitimate excuse, what happens, at least on expressways around here, is the worst behavior of the year. Spıke Ѧ 18:21 11-Nov-10
  • For, I suppose. Frankly, he could work on his style... but he is better than the alternatives. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 19:42 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. The months drawing to a close and SPIKE still stands on the newsroom roof warding off the clouds and the dogooders. And if he wins his third it will give Funnybony incentive to try to get his fourth. Aleister 12:57 24 11

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Secret Agent (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

  • Not a nom and not ready for a nom yet, but a future regular. He broke in with the Hitler/Obama shoop and came back with the obesity story. His first drafts read too much like serious opinion pieces, but we'll turn him to the Dark Side of a humor wiki. Spıke Ѧ 03:35 6-Nov-10
    Assuming this one doesn't disappear and never come back like the last one did, at any rate... still, I don't think he will, somehow. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 04:59 (UTC)
    He has now done so, seemingly in reaction to my coaching to learn more moves on the comedy hardcourt. Spıke Ѧ 11:31 13-Nov-10
    Damn. Guess I was wrong. As usual. Still, you could be more gentle... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101113 - 18:24 (UTC)

Scofield (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

  • Not a nom and not ready yet. Another Serial Offender, filed a story whose setting was his favorite video game, filed two stories rendering as news a dream or prediction inside his favorite TV show, and then with UnNews:"You Are Dead" coming to cinema, which pulled down the 1-spot on the Front Page. Like an un-nominee last month, wish he read the papers, but can't blame him for not doing so. His challenge is to make it relate to the general reader, even in the first draft. Spıke Ѧ 09:02 8-Nov-10 post-edited

October

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 4
  • Nom and Symbol for vote.svg For. -- This ACE, a mild mannered reporter by day, was a sure thing last month but his Nom was vandalized by friendly, well meaning gargoyles - whom I happen to count as mates on Uncyclopedia, just like Ape. Ape writes really good UnNews, but needs to write more. I'm not counting, but in my opinion anyone who has done less than 15 news stories in a month is not worthy of this award. Occasional reporting is not particularly award-worthy, no matter how good. So Ape is encouraged to up his output to commendable levels - at least 15 news stories this month, and THAT is award worthy. It's really easy to spoof a story every day. So it shouldn't be hard to knock-out 15 giggles. I vote for Ape, again. Come on gang. A good writer like Ape is always better with encouragement. And we really need more funny news stories - variety is the spice or somethin' - VOTE APE!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 22:03, Oct 4
  • For -- I'm the sort of person who can only write when I'm in a certain headspace, and have about 4 hours free in which to do it, so 15 news stories a month isn't going to happen. But whatever. -- yellow-bellied Ape (analyze) (Riot Porn) 05:54, October 5, 2010 (UTC)
Bravo Ape! If you do even one extra story then encouragement was useful. And i voted for you twice. You deserve it!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:28, Oct 5
  • Symbol for vote.svg xtreme for Well deserved from his work over the last few months, and last month's vote here, well, I won't go there but there is a there to go to. Ape! Aleister 23:44 6 10
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Ape deserves to win this. In other news, Spike will probably win this award a third time soon enough. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:06, 22 October 2010
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. The September nomination was shaky--the month's best UnNews with most eye-catching photo was outweighed by drama in the Forum--by nominator Funnybony, who proudly refuses ever to read the Forum. But less shaky than how he didn't win the award, a last-minute flurry of minus-one votes by his confederates. This here is a make-up nomination; his recent UnNews instantly compelled Front-Page featuring but, like Obama's Nobel, he only started doing October stuff after nominations were closed. The use of the Foolitzer to prod greater production is a proud UnNews tradition, though, and I hope it works. From 1 to 15 a month? That, uh, niche belongs to nominator alone. Spıke Ѧ 12:30 28-Oct-10

SPIKE (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1
  • Not a nom--I can't nominate myself, don't need it, and am nominated for something else this month anyway. But my Cabbage Trilogy, in which the economic news of the day for three days running was mapped to a theory that the cabbage would replace all the world's currency, was an interesting development on the page. Spıke Ѧ 01:35 8-Oct-10
    Also, the death of Paul the Octopus--an iconic staple of UnNews during the World Cup--was covered by his patron here, Romartus, and counterpointed by NaturalBornKieler, in a cameo appearance from our German counterpart. The two stories constituted another entertaining UnNews daytime serial. Spıke Ѧ 15:41 27-Oct-10
    And the final event that turned UnNews assaults on reason into assault-and-battery: Funnybony's story on Election 2010 from the Obama viewpoint paired up well with an equally apocalyptic concept from Secret Agent from the Republican viewpoint, though I had mercy-moved it to his userspace for being more strident than funny. The latter was reworked and the pair now occupy side-to-side Front Page features like the Paul the Octopus point/counterpoint, with an accompanying UnNews Audio double-header: Election 2010, we distort, you decide. Secret Agent promises to continue submitting, this time to win laughs not votes. Spıke Ѧ 01:24 1-Nov-10
  • Nom, for and combo Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 22:56, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

PF4Eva (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Not a nom--In his third UnNews of the month (UnNews:"Ace of Bass" mistakenly invited to emcee charity gig), he cleaned up his language, did a cool shoop, and compelled Front-Page featuring for a headline from MiniTrue. We still have to convince him to read the real news wires for his material--though you can't blame him for not wanting to--but in the meantime, we dedicate the {{Original}} template to him for October. Spıke Ѧ 13:36 24-Oct-10

Corkmanamillion (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Not a nom--Too soon for a Foolie, but this newbie is already a serial offender in October, and is learning the ropes quickly. Keep an eye on him. Spıke Ѧ 01:35 8-Oct-10 PS--Um, and has vanished from the site completely since that writing. Ah! what modesty! Spıke Ѧ 13:38 24-Oct-10

September

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom and Symbol for vote.svg Flour Ape hasn't won this in a year, and he has done some kick-gut UnNews pages the last few months. And his one-day feature about the heads at ground zero nailed it for me. One of the crack reporters on the staff of the best and probably one of the most accurate news organizations on the innernests. Aleister 12:42 9 9
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I'm dishonoured to be nommed again. -- yellow-bellied Ape (analyze) (Riot Porn) 00:04, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:46, Sep 10
  • [11:44:57 AM] Dex: Against No member of the Triumvirate is allowed to win an award. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:50, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Against. Evil cabal action. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:31, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
    So since when do we have against votes on awards? -- yellow-bellied Ape (analyze) (Riot Porn) 04:32, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2
  • NF. Keeping deliberately detached from this month's turmoil on UnNews, he continued to submit dispatches almost daily, which sometimes were the only content. Bet he's sorry he already voted! Spıke Ѧ 23:45 21-Sep-10
I'm not sure whether I know it or not, but Spike really is my good friend! Has anyone ever got this 3 times? That would be great provided all the other good & steady reporters, like Ape, have it 2 times - which I hope happens soon. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:39, Sep 22

August

SPIKE (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 7
  • Nom and Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Next to Rev. Zim, Spike is, like, 2nd in command at UnNews. I think in Zim's absence that Spike handles things. He is always pushing for consistency and quality, and his standards are HIGHER than the fucking real world news. CNN could takes lessons from SPIKE.. No, seriously! He often helps tidy up other people's News, and often improves them without being asked. He constantly writes and records quality UnNews, and the audios are really fun. In short he kicks butt. Bottoms up!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:03, Aug 6
    Thanks for the nomination. Fun audios, however, are properly rewarded by a seventh straight Manny--which, by the way, Aleister nagged admins to reset so he could nominate, and then didn't, sniff! My comment, on your last Foolie, on how you could improve was met by a self-described "rage" by Mordillo, mostly for me writing as though my opinion were official. Soon after, you lauded me (as above) for stealthily wielding Zim's scepter behind his back, something that struck me as not helping to maintain the low profile that seemed desperately advisable--Not that Zim doesn't also claim I am fomenting revolution, any time he wants to get Uncyclopedians to flock to the Page to see what we're doing. Spıke Ѧ 21:57 11-Aug-10
  • For. Without hesitation. The news team may be a bit small right now but without Spike it would really just be Zim and a few passersby. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:09, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
  • For SPIKE has never won an award before, and really deserves one. This may be the month! He writes many good UnNews pages, and has put his heart and one toe into the job. Aleister 18:20 6 8
    He's won awards...--HM (T) 20:45, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
Al was just joking.. of course Spike has won awards. But not as many as he deserves.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:50, Aug 8
  • For It just has to be this way, Spike is great at UnNews  ~  The* Lordarcadiansig.png (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  21:07, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • Yes. --Matfen 18:10, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. SPIKE is the Randolph Hearst's (a little know 16-time Pulitzer winner )left nut of UnNews. Long live SPIKE! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:56, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Putting his workhours where his mouth is. On my cock. Ha hah hee hee ha ha heee heeeee. Aleister 15:14 30 8

July

SPIKE (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2
  • Nom and Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Next to Rev. Zim, Spike is, like, 2nd in command at UnNews. I think in Zim's absence that Spike handles things. He is always pushing for consistency and quality, and his standards are HIGHER than the fucking real world news. CNN could takes lessons from SPIKE.. No, seriously! He often helps tidy up other people's News, and often improves them without being asked. He constantly writes and records quality UnNews, and the audios are really fun as he often has to say the most silly things with a serious voice. In short he kicks butt. And if I have a (2) after my name then he should have a (4), and probably will before long. Bottoms up!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:36, Jul 1
  • For. Spike is a true UnNews hound. Spike is also the name of the dog in Tom and Jerry cartoons with a spikey dog collar. That's how I see him as the copy comes in at the UnNews newsroom to shift through. Anything that fails to make the gravy gets 'spiked' which here means - improved. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:08, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
What a guy! Roms got STYLE!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:55, Jul 12

Romartus (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 5
  • NF. The lord of deletion is, surprisingly, an excellent writer, when he's not busy voting against others. Good thing we have the world cup every four years to churn up his writing wheels. Give it to the man. He earned it fair and square. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:45, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. While SPIKE is good, he has won already. Romartus is just as great and hasn't.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 01:13, July 02 2010 UTC
  • Symbol for vote.svg It's a goal!!! Romartus enters the arena, and the lions turn tail and scoot. Aleister 13:49 2 7 MMX
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Romartus hasn't won this yet and certainly deserves to. Spike can easily win it again one of the following months. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:54, 2 July 2010
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. The emperor is a frequent contributor of some genuinely hilarious stuff. All praise to the Emperor! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:35, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom This dude has been an up-and-comer since he arrived. High output, funny stories (with some actually fucking hilarious), good writing, community-oriented, and being an all around cool guy distinguish him from Joe Douche-User and Joe Average User. Just because I voted for Romartus, it doesn't follow that Funnybony doesn't deserve consideration. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved!
Wow! This is very encouraging. But I already voted along with Romartus for Spike. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:59, Jul 12

June

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 4
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom and FOR Funnybony has been with us for some time now, and is a frequent contributor to UnNews, a major pain in the ass, and at times, a brilliant writer; I refer to UnNews:Egyptian minister: Obama told me he is a Muhammadan in particular, one of this months great stories IMHO. I know I've threatened to start writing Jesus articles before, and failed to come through, but this time I mean it. Vote for this guy or Jesus gets it! Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:25, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Printer's Ink in his blood and lizards with laptops inhabiting his daydreams. Aleister 10:40 22 6 MMX
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Funnybony has improved by leaps and bounds over the last few months; his stuff is now based on the news and reads like news. I wish he would not crack wise with the citations--and I edited the Style Guide last week to recommend this. Sometimes I don't click on the fake-looking Source, then I hear news on the radio and suddenly realize what he based his story on. But nominator has chosen quantity over quality (a debate on which he is always agnostic, provided everyone keeps writing stuff); insisting on filing a story every day has led Funnybony to cough up one or two hairballs, while I have a couple masterpieces (in the Washington Bureau), defined as articles that are funny without fabricating a single falsehood. No matter, though, I'm getting plenty of bling this month, as the Chief knows. He and Romartus are close behind in terms of regularity of contributions, and there have also been excellent contributions from unexpected sources (who never returned). Spıke Ѧ 13:48 27-Jun-10
    DID YOU KNOW..Womp rats have their own page on Wikipedia, which makes them considerably more notable than the vast majority of earthlings who are real sentient people?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:53, Jun 27
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:35, 27 June 2010
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.. Enthusiasm. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:47, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

May

Zim ulator (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom and FOR Zim has one of these and deserves 10. No more needed to be said. Aleister in Chains 21:22 12 5 MMX
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Obviously. I thought I already voted!? Just to make sure!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:03, May 13

April

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 5 Jeff Beck disciples
  1. Nom & for. With UnNews, it seems Funnybony has really found an outlet for his talents. He contributes a lot of UnNews, and really helps make the place tick. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:43, Apr 4
  2. Aye . ~Jewriken.GIF 19:56, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Great googley moogley! Tons of work, increasing susceptibility to the whisperings of the Cabal, all around nice guy... make mine a double. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 12:56, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg Obvious for. Hardworking, humorous guy. —Pelozurian (talk) 13:29, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. It seems that every day Funnybony covers another news story for UnNews, and writes up his dispatches from the field with a sense of humour honed by Soma itself! Aleister in Chains 1:30 9 4 mmx

March

Under user (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2
  • Mister User here has been the living spirit for the UnSignpost for quite a while, keeping it together, writing large parts of it and hassling us all to write and be productive. As the UnSignpost is news and it is now officially part of UnNews main page, I say - give it to the man. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:06, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
Symbol for vote.svg For. per Mordillo.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 20:50, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Funnybony (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2 Bonys that are very funny
  • Nom+4 Now this here is a user who largely keeps himself to himself, and many may not even have noticed him (unless you happen to frequent my talk page). However Mr Funnybony here has written a grand total of 48 articles for Uncyc so far. He has come within a gnat's whisker of fame on VFH but always appears to get voted down by some "Kooks" before the world can see the wonders of his creations. Recently Funnybony has taken more of an interest in UnNews, and... Well, some of em are really rather good, don't you know. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:12, Mar 1
  • Thinmint.jpg Minty. I too have taken notice to this little guy (and I remember all the so-so pictures he nommed at VFP). But his stuff is getting better. Thinmint.jpgThinmint.jpgThinmint.jpgWould you like a cookie, sir? Thinmint.jpgThinmint.jpgThinmint.jpg 20:19,1March,2010

SPIKE (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 8
  • Nom Funnybony is my adopted N00b, so I'm blind to talents of others. However, SPIKE is kinda so obviously doing great things with UnNews these days it's rather hard to ignore. Just how many nominations/awards will SPIKE win this month? It's getting rather silly actually... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:29, Mar 1
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Just cause it's a JUST CAUSE!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:10, Mar 4
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He is the dirt under my rollers. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:06, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.. He does da good stuffs. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I see all that Spike does for UnNews and I wouldn't have it any other way. That will be $50 please --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 15:30 EST 4 Mar, 2010
  • Symbol for vote.svg Obvious for. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:02, 6 March 2010 (UTC)
  • For -RAHB 09:49, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Has made a huge impact in the world of UnNews, and that needs recognising. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:58, Mar 18
  • Yeppers While Funnybony has written a quality article almost every day this month, I'm glad I waited to vote. Spike has rolled up his shirtsleeves, taken a nap, and then gotten to work on UnNews and put in a whole new tile floor and slapped two coats of paint on the pressroom walls. Nice work (if I take my shoes off I can slide across the floor on my socks!). Al in Chainy 15:25 31 3 mmx
  • For. Funnybony's a great UnNews writer, but Spike deserves the award for all his hard work. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:29, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

February

Zim_ulator (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 4.5 prolific keyboards

GlobalTourniquet (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 5.5 two-inch automatic rifles

January

PF4Eva (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 3 turkey roll for Festivus
  • Nom and FORTH Funny writer, good gags, Saturday Night Live should hire (well, anyone off the street would do better than their writers), and. . .Aleister in Chains 20:17, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Time for him to get recognition. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:00, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Self for. I didn't realize this was still a tie. Some of my funniest UnNews stories have been written in the past year -- the "summer blockbuster" year of celebrity deaths, Halloween II, Daeg being recast from Halloween II, Halloween III, and the Weinsteins' financial woes, to name a few. comedy gold. PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 17:35, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Pottsm (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2 bong hits for Jesus
  • Nom and FOR - This dude is funny as hell, and has contributed the reqisite 5 UnNews stories this month. Sarcasm and irony are stockpiled in his anus. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:08, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Fortnight Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 23:14, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

2009

November

Ptok-Bentoniczny (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 3
  1. Nom and for Pippo 18:14, November 4, 2009 (UTC) For great UnNews :)
  2. For Well. I know best that I'm the best :P Oh sorry, that was uber lame :P I know I'm not the best but still for Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 22:15, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Damiinhō 00:08, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

Smuggler (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 8
  1. NF - I'm surprised how long this guy remained under everyone's radar. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:07, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Absolutely. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 04:34, Nov 12 2009
  3. For --138.217.153.189 02:27, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:28, Nov 25
  5. For Agreed. WanderingGuy 22:37, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For No God, which I believe in, decrees it. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:21, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. Solid writer. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:06, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
  8. Yes. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:30, 1 December 2009

October

Zim ulator (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +2

Clemens177 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • nom and for. Wrote 17 good UnNews in September. Has written over 70 UnNews since he started writing UnNews May 2009. --Docile hippopotamus 10:22, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • No. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 04:53, Oct 25 2009
    I should note that this is the Foolitzer Prize, not the Nice User Who Totally Wasn't Permanently Banned for Being a Diva and a Spaz Prize. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:03, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
    Yes, well, his UnNewses were also mired in mediocrity. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 17:26, Oct 26 2009
    Can we have that prize? I would like to nominate Yettie. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:12, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

September

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 6
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. The Ape has written some excellent news articles recently, including a feature. His time has come. IronLung 09:28, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
  2. Agreed per the Sun God article Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 09:31, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
  3. Aye. Those two were chucklesome. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:42, Sep 2
  4. For. Even though his works reek of disgusting liberal bias. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:29, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
  5. for. doesn't suck. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:08, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  6. for per above. --Mn-z 15:27, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

August

Acrolo (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 8

Clemens177 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: o
  • nom for fighting the liberal bias on this wiki. --Mn-z 16:35, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

July

Clemens177 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +7

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +2 votes that only exist on Thursdays

June

ImNotASunbeam (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 8

Staircase (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 5
  • Nom + For He's a n00b, but he already wrote a ton of UnNews. Icons-flag-it.png Don AAN.jpgOberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs Jenny Spy Revised Again.jpg Leprechaun army.jpg TMMAN.jpeg Missmurder.jpeg SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 03:26,12June,2009
  • Ankh smite.png Bless. Just 5 more votees! —The la Zhel 04:17, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
  • For Doing a review of my Humphrey Bogart article. He's a bit slow, but hopefully this'll quicken him up.Padddy5 12:02, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I hate ImNotASunbeam. I like Staircase. —Sir SysRq (talk) 06:15, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
  • For Being a UnNews sort of guy, I have read through all of the UnNewses. It was a lot of reading. Yes, the other two had some good articles, but I enjoyed Staricase's the most. So, I give him my vote. ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 01:12, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Clemens177 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 4
  • n+f Written a ton of UnNews, and they are all good. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you. 01:03, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  • For Staircase CUNt 22:29, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
    You're supposed to vote for yourself... Icons-flag-it.png Don AAN.jpgOberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs Jenny Spy Revised Again.jpg Leprechaun army.jpg TMMAN.jpeg Missmurder.jpeg SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 22:32,14June,2009
    Voting for yourself is whore-ish. Look at n00b of the month. Staircase CUNt 22:35, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
    You got something against whores? Whores are people too. Icons-flag-it.png Don AAN.jpgOberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs Jenny Spy Revised Again.jpg Leprechaun army.jpg TMMAN.jpeg Missmurder.jpeg SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 22:44,14June,2009
    Well, I'm not (that) greedy so I don't vote for myself. Plus, I have no chance at winning, no one would vote for me. Sure, I've written a few UnNewses, but these guys have whipped out a ton, many of which are better than mine. So, I won't vote for someone who doesn't deserve it, aka myself. Maybe If I write more, good ones, I could go for another run next month, but not this month. Staircase CUNt 22:49, 14 June 2009 (UTC
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. IronLung 08:48, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Vote change. This guy writes TONS of newses. He needs this one. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:07, Jun 25

May

RAHB (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +9

April

Gerrycheevers (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 7

March

Not A Good Username360 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +6

RabbiTechno (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +6
  • Nom and For Prolific and goodly stories, fulfilling ancient prophesies: no buggery or blowing goats in his work, as of yet... wait, are the alien references in UnNews:'E.T.s visited ancient Earth' proof discovered code for buggery? I don't know, but it seems worth the time to investigate. Rats off to ya! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 12:22, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
  • For Wait. He didn't get this that other time? Well then, he deserves to get it this other time instead. -RAHB 01:30, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
To be fair, I did get this one back in January; so I'm going to be perfectly happy for NAGU360 if he wins it. However, I'm not going to deny you all your democratic right to vote for me if you wish to. ;-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:17, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
  • emphatic for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:33, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Necessary for. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:43, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Tie-breaking for. IronLung 00:55, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Tie-making For. Both of you will win this month, I say! --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:14, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
  • I've never seen writing so many Unnews pieces a day. Some of them are even funny. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:03, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Traitor. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress.gif KUN 20:39, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

February

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 4
  1. Nom For. Wrote the great Ruffles the Tiger series (UnNews:Massacre at Brookfield Zoo, UnNews:Japanese scientists resurrect tiger tyrant, anarchy ensues, UnNews:The Orange Beast opens transuniversal portal to destroy humankind, but Jesus and Santa save the day) and UnNews:Wikipedia rejoices over crisis. --Docile hippopotamus 00:54, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. Or more exactly, I wrote a large portion of the series. Thanks for nomming me, Docile hippopotamus. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:57, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
    Oh, I also wrote UnNews:Bettie Page rises from the grave. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:18, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
  3. Definite for. Hahaha! C-C-C-C-C-OMBO BBBBBREAKKKKER! S-984 21:37, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
  4. Yepp. —Sir SysRq (talk) 15:18, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Cap'n Ben (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 5
  1. For Quite frankly, I'm outraged that this award does not adorn the Captain's trophy cabinet. I blame you. You know who you are. -RAHB 07:42, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg It's time. IronLung 03:35, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
    The orphans UnNews was so awesome. IronLung 03:38, 15 February 2009 (UTC)you get one (1) vote only. please come back next month to vote again. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:27, 17 February 2009 (UTC) He was only making an additional comment. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:56, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
  3. Aye, the Cap'n needs this. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:40, Feb 17
  4. for. i particularly liked that one with the aliens, or something. you know the one i mean. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:53, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:07, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
    Ah damn, I'm gonna lose this aren't I... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:55, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

January

RabbiTechno (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 5
thankfully, his writing has "Quality" and not "Quality.JPG" --Mnbvcxz 16:56, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For shits and giggles... mostly the giggles though. --Kenvalyi 05:14, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For. He hasn't won this yet? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:11, Jan 13
  • For per above. --Mnbvcxz 16:56, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

2008

December

DrStrange (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +1
  • Nom. Our runner up in last months NOTM proves over and over that he has a commendable reporter's knack. ~ Mordillo where is my CROTCH? 12:02, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • W♥v. What can I say? He's funny. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 15:20 Dec 12

Dogshead (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +5
  • Nom - I've noticed that every time I update the lead articles on Unnews main page, I bump into one of his. A good chap, even though he's a mutt. ~ Mordillo where is my CROTCH? 12:02, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For I read through both nominees' UnNews articles and I absolutely loved everything by this guy. User:Fag/sig5 12:31, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For, because this was genius. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:46, Dec 12
  • √ Keeping the UnNews well stocked and funny. Excellent work!--DrStrangeRetro-groovy.gif 21:39, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For. ~ Mordillo where is my CROTCH? 09:34, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
  • For. Good stuffs. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:46, Dec 29

October

B0nafideforgothispassword (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +3 Users who usually edit as an IP
  • Nom and For Also known as B0nafide, and most predominantly as 64.251.69.10, this guy constantly writes solid UnNews stuff. Never created a userpage or done much community stuff, one of the big unsung heroes around here as far as writing. UnNews wouldn't be the same right now without this guy around. -RAHB 06:06, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
  • For: I've seen some of his stuff, but only because I've been monitoring UnNews. Bonafide, if you're reading this, do me a massive favor and create a userpage so that others can see what you've written. It's worth collecting. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 22:17, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg F☭R Cause it has a nice username. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 16:28, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

September

Hyperbole (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +3

August

Readmesoon (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 5
  • Nom and For After a shaky start, Readmesoon has started working very hard in the UnNews department. I can rightfully let him win this now. -RAHB 11:32, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For because he does a lot of UnNewses, and probably should have won last month. (I can say that because I won last month don't ban me)   Le Cejak • <13:51, 01 Aug 2008>
  • For - I really enjoyed Crime Rates Amazingly Low..., Super Algae Plans... and Mugabe Claims Zimbabwe is.... --Knucmo2 17:29, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Self for, because I'm a whore. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For Because someone other than Monkey should win. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by TheGreatLiquidFox (talk • contribs) diff
    Comment. That comment better be a joke. Not my comment, here, which is serious, and dangerously so, but yours, TGLF. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:18, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
    How many times has TheGreatLiquidFox voted? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:29, Aug 19
    Just twice, once for me a while ago, and then here, unsigned. He also raised the vote up to six when it should've been at four, you can check the history. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 21:31, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:20, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For Even though I really want to win this, I think the fact that Readmesoon got snubbed last month and his incredible effort lately makes him far more deserving than I am. That doesn't mean I'm above selfishly plugging myself to be a nom for next month, like I am right here. But for now, Readmesoon deserves it first. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 20:59, 20 August 2008 (UTC) After the overly hostile actions RMS has taken toward User:Taco Wiz, I'm just not going to vote anymore. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 01:36, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Per Mrmonkey, but from a third person perspective. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 19:20, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

Mrmonkey72 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 8 primate hitmen
  • Nom Tons of contributions to UnNews in the last month. Some great ideas, not all of them fully fleshed out, but he certainly has a good future here if he keeps it up. -RAHB 11:32, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • for. some good stuff in his short time here, and i only imagine they will get even better with experience. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:28, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Vote He'll only go from the top. GO GO GO!--TheGreatLiquidFox 16:32, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
  • 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:20, Aug 13
  • Self For - Just to make RMS's self for vote unnecessary. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 03:14, 13 August 2008 (UTC)- See my above comments. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 20:57, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Strong For The monkey really impresses me a lot. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:47, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Sir Monkey, you should win. DotJasperDotNot! Icons-flag-us.png Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA Now, I need a recording of that Rocky theme. where is it? The time is 01:41, 15 August 2008 (UTC) Changed to Readmesoon.... per MrMonkey.
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:22, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For -RAHB 01:28, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
  • For. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:32, Aug 26
  • For --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:21, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

User:216.93.231.149

Score: -1 users whose political philosophies cannot possibly be discerned
  • Nom and not against voting the opposite of for this user. This humble and anonymous journalist took time out of his busy schedule of inserting right-wing bias into John McCain in order to pen the insightful and moving UnNews:Barack Obama had sex with a man in San Francisco. Let's give him a prize. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:36, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Comment: Because I can't technically vote again, I am forced to express my opinions here: inserting gay jokes into articles about famous people is top notch humor. If I could vote, it would be a hearty Fuck Yeah. Or the opposite of that. Nonetheless, he at least deserves recognition. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 21:12, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

July

Readmesoon (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +4
  • Nom & For I have enough awards. Let's give it to the person who writes more UnNewses, eh?   Le Cejak • <23:04, 01 Jul 2008>
  • For --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:07, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
  • FOR yup. - Tie Your SCHUlace! Shoe.jpg 17:19, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For because the almighty Cajek says I can. ----Mgr. Sir Sonic80☭ 18:59, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Great to see I have some support! Thank you! ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Cajek (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +11 dire warnings about nature

June

Cryst (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Sonic80 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +5
  1. Nom+For - He has the UnNews articles that made me laugh. Mgr. ReadmesoonBook.jpg my voice my work vote for me
  2. Nice works --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 05:30, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Sonic80 has been going like a crazy-man!   Le Cejak • <5:46, 28 Jun 2008>
  4. For --Composure1 14:53, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
  5. For - Writing like crazy, and doing a pretty good job too. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:59, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

April

THE (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 4

March

Zombiebaron (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +1
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Thekillerfroggy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +3

February

Composure1 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 6

January

Prettiestpretty (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +11 sexy-brained women (almost extinct in the United States)

2007

December

Thekillerfroggy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +4
  • Nom and for Because I have read much of his work and I hope that if I nom him I'll get his autograph. -- yellow-bellied Ape (analyze) (Riot Porn) 20:32, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
  • 1/2 for   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 24 / 21:06)
  • Self-for --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:08, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
  • I must go for the lesser of two evils. For. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:08, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • 1/2 For--Despite Led's saddening inability to use his right hand for important business, TKF has a longer and more impressive title than Led. That and I hate the Patriots and whores from New England. Sorry Leddy!--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 06:59, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

TheLedBalloon (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +11.5 fancy-pants Pb-Zeppelins
  • Nom and for. He has written numerous UnNewses, many of them featured, all of them great; in fact, he's got the Christmas VFH locked up. It'd be a travesty to let the December Foolitzer lapse without honoring him. Contestant buzzer.JPG Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 20:00, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
  • 4 I wanted to vote for the other guy but, well, there was no other guy... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:16, Dec 24
  • 1/2 for   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 24 / 21:06)
  • For - I think he deserves this after a broken arm. That, and he's a talented writer--Æ 02:30, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
  • WHORE! - Cause he broke his arm and TKF didn't. Absolutely nothing to do with his writing ability. GO BREAK YOUR ARM TKF!!!--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 04:39, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
    • I broke my heart earlier this week. Does that count? --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:47, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
    • You can replace hearts! (or, at least, I can for the right price)   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 25 / 17:23)
  • He squeezes my lemon. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • For - Because everyone on Uncyc knew about his broken arm before I did, and I live in his town. Also his UnNews are supierior to mine, and I've already won this award. - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 20:24, Dec 25
  • for. i can't believe led hasn't won this award yet. also, i can't believe it's not butter.--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:45, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • ForA job well done and well earned. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:32, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Fore Good stuff. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:14, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For -RAHB 00:00, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For pity toward cripples. And he wrote some articles too, I guess. Boomer New Years.png Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 18:03, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

November

THE (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +11 definite(ly hilarious! har har har!) articles

Prettiestpretty (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +1 bland, chilly and, boring Thanksgiving dinner(s)
  • Nom + For. This vixen user has had a semi-natural career as a ranting bull-goose-loony sort of UnNews journalist, and this little gem, along with it's mate make said user eligible IMHO. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:00, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

October

The UnIdiot (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 6 whaling capitols
  • For""YAY--GopherKiller Questions? Comments?Icons-flag-us.png 00:54, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
  • This guy totally blows all the other competition out of the water. For. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 13:36, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Phür. I think we should give him an extra little pin that says "UnNewsipedian of the Month". This and that other one...the one with the audio...in the same month? Impossible. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:35, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Ljlego (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2 Norwegian Blue parrots
  • Nom & For This dude has begun a horrifying and evil trend of doing UnNews audios, in addition to an already somewhat impressive resume of other evil in the name of UnNews, and Uncyclopedia in general. Libre le competition! Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:32, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Next Month--Sir Manforman CUN.png 21:42, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Self-for Because UnIdiot's going to win anyway.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:04, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

September

TheLedBalloon (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1 Intelligent Children raped by Chris Hansen

Weebils (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +10

July

Pottsm (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +6 Patriotic Brits
  • er.. Can we vote for this yet? Well For anyway, though I still say Paris Hilton isn't the messiah. --Kelpan 15:15, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For This is a tough one because Weebils is sufficiently cool to get this award too. I lean towards Pottsm only because maybe he or she will make a proper user page and clear up the huge mystery of, "who is this cracker, anyway?" Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:10, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig the Muhammad Ali article had me laughing loud.. --THINKER 20:22, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For, Tree, Shoe, Bun. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:03, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
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Weebils (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +2
  • Nom + For. Weebils has made over 150 great UnNews articles, many attaining lead status. Keen work, chum! --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 12:36, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong for -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 18:31, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

June

Hrodulf (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +13 depressed writers

May

Modusoperandi (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 10operandi
  • Nom + For. I can't believe he has not won this yet. I think one of his UnNews stories was featured, too. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:34, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For I like, I like... (despite the fact he consistently votes against my articles on VFH ;)--Composure1 13:42, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
Comment He does that to me too. I don't let it get me down though, cause even if he thinks I suck, he at least is reading my articles, unlike my mom. That lying #$*%~! --Kenvalyi 00:46, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
Also comment UnNews' I vote for tend to be either the unexpected twist-type, like this, or the non-topical-type, like this. Also, the UnNews' that I like enough to nominate or vote for tend not to do well on VFH, so buck up, little soldiers. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:01, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
Comment Apology accepted, sweet cheeks. --Kenvalyi 01:53, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For MO whose fine writing makes the rest of the UnNews cruft, look even that much more cruftier. You heartless bastard! --Kenvalyi 00:46, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Makes ridiculously complicated articles that are horrendously difficult to audio. I hate him. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:36, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 03:17, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For His toes are tall and his head is long. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:00, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig --THINKER 20:12, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Yay! & if he wins I can flood his pm on irc again--Sir Shandon 02:19, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
  • for This was a difficult decision. both great and deserving dudes. The tie breaker was his reaction to my audios of his difficult-to-read-aloud articles... me bum still hurts... heh heh. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:35, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png02:56, 30 May 2007

Hrodulf (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +4

April

Electrified mocha chinchilla (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +9
  • nom+for Last month's runner up. See here for details on UnNewses. —Braydie 11:55, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For He's the only candidate so far. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 23:47, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Emphatic Abstention until another candidate is found. --T.K.F. 23:48, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Apathetic Transubstantiation. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:29, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

March

Electrified mocha chinchilla (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +2

Braydie (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +5
  • Nom Purely for competition reasons - the last two Foolitzer winners were both nominated by me with no competition. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:45, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. His impeccably researched, well documented and insightful articles are shining stars on the muddy bottom of UnNe...oh, wait. This is Braydie. He's good too.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:53, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Braydie!... plus being funny --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor KUN (Harass) 01:45, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For great UnNews stories, plus being funny and smart... Dammit! Stop hogging all the talent. He probably gets the girls too. --Kenvalyi 17:09, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. Well, he doesn't get ALL the girls. Some of them mistake me for him (must be the "bra").--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:17, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

February

PF4Eva (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +5
Whereas your sense of modesty still has a long way to go ;). --Composure1 23:03, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Well, I couldn't really vote any other way :) —Braydie 16:57, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Great work man. --Kenvalyi 17:07, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 04:01, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

January

David Gerard (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +13
  • Nom and For; I may not be the most active UnNewser, but I don't have to be to know this guy makes incredibly well-crafted UnNews. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 09:28, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Think it has to be at the moment. DG is on a roll (with lettuce and lowfat mayo). For! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 10:32, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I Approve This Message, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 02:01, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Damn, I'm good. *ahem* I spent most of December sick in bed. Fever delirium and a laptop makes the whole world look like UnNews. Oh, and please whore this up on VFH - David Gerard
  • For. If I had a bowler, a topper, a trilby or even a flat cap I'd doff it. Those last few were worth a gong on their own -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 09:35, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
    • My I please blatantly whore my marvellous arse here and ask all here to freely nominate deserving examples for VFH? My ego needs wanking - David Gerard 01:00, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
  • for. bloody prolific lately - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 20:02, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For more bastard writers like this guy... User:Hawthorn Peebles/sig 07:49, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR —Braydie at 00:08, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For David Gerard's time has come. --Composure1 00:12, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Dave Gerard is on fire. Someone please stomp on him until he's out.--Super90 22:17, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Okay. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:31, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
  • foR - bastard writes more and better than many... I hate him, and will eternally be envious of his marvelous derrier. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:41, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:47, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Alksub (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +0
  • Nom: This writer may have not blasted out loads of news, but what he/she lacks in quantity really tanks it in quality. Alksub is really incofuckingherent and is a disgrace to the Internet--the typical characteristics the UnNews editorial staff looks for in a news writer. Since I am a registered Mad scientist, the article Mad scientist board releases ultimatum really hit a nerve caught my attention.User:Hawthorn Peebles/sig 19:30, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

CaptainSpam (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

2006

December

Rangeley (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +2
  • Nom & for (This guy, and his stingray article for one thing, is fucking epic) Stewie 01:34, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 22:02, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Composure1 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +8
ALREADY WON IT. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 04:47, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
Doesn't matter, no rule against winning awards twice. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
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Danny Himself (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +11

November

Procopius (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +8
  • Nom & for - This award is still missing from his mantle, and I think he certainly deserves it. --Composure1 17:06, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
  • You know what? Fuck it. For. He's gonna win every award on this site except for Useless Gobshite of the Month. Unless he rallies a crusade against the articles Poland, Asperger Syndrome, or Euroipods. And that ain't gonna happen.

-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:40, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

  • for .He convinced me life was worth living again in the movie "Man on Fire." Dakota Fanning, thank you. Hardeehar 12:10, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
  • for, god damn! Is there anything Procopius doesn't do? What's he getting next month UnBrainsurgeon of the Month? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:16, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Your UnNews are fun to record when I get the chance.-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 02:48, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 23:59, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I was going to vote for that other guy but oh well. --—Braydie 15:34, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I'm a card-carrying member of the Procopius fan club. Now, if I could only use it to charge my 3 martini lunches to, I'd run for club president. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:59, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For, he has a gift. --Sir Zombiebaron 00:54, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. A class act. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 08:31, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

October

Tshell (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +12
  • Nom & for - Tshell has literally had a monopoly on UnNews for some time now. Up until a few days ago, Tshell's user page didn't even exist (which leads a few to believe he/she/it is some sort of sockpuppet designed to create hilarious UnNews articles). --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:11, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, yes I agree, this bastard even had the BALLS to edit my news articles...and made them funnier, DAMNIT!!!! Have a nice day. --HPSig.PNGHP talk KUN.png Icons-flag-pi.PNG 01:38, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Yeah I like this guy...he's funny as hell. -- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 02:11, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • He teh funny. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 10:42, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I take my hat and trousers off to you, Sir/Madam. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 14:49, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR Besides actually starting up your userpage, I sure as hell enjoyed reding the death race. NeoZidane CUNTSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png Headbutt extraordinaire

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  • For Very prolific.... I think he's even outpacing what I was doing when I started back in April. --Composure1 21:35, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I wanted to nominate him last month, but then we had two worthy candidates, and TShell didn't have a user page -- yeah, that's it.--Procopius 02:41, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • ForSpacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 18:06, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Absolutely.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:24, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Definitely. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:20, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For yadda yadda --Sir Zombiebaron 12:39, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

September

Oh oh, what will happen if it's a tie? I think we should have both candidates write an UnNews article about themselves winning the Foolitzer Prize, and whichever one of those is voted to be better would win. --Composure1 14:23, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

Why not give it to them both? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 14:17, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

Ayatollah Gurkhmeini (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +9
  • Nom and For -- Written a lot of excellent stories, and is one of the least praised UnNews writers. Check out his works here --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:58, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Great writer--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 04:48, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I'm all for the Ayatollah's work - he's definitely has some great articles in the past few months and it's about time he gets this award. But this also leads me to a theoretical question - is this award meant to honor someone's "overall acheivement," or just work in the given month? B/c if it's meant for September, it seems a bit early to start the nominations :). --Composure1 05:01, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
Good question.-- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 08:52, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
I believe it's meant to honor overall achievement, more specifically the month prior to the nomination of. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:20, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
Sure people could get nominated anytime, and of course people can vote anytime. Some possibilities could be:
a. 3 articles for the current month + at least 3 full articles in past
b. 3 full articles + sent me cherry pie
c. or just leave it alone, because it kinda works
--HPSig.PNGHP talk KUN.png Icons-flag-pi.PNG 14:47, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I think I'll take Staycee McRosenstein with me to the grave. Though I'd rather the boudoir. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 08:52, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I think both are deserving with past articles, however I'm giving my vote to the Ayatollah for producing more contributions this month. --HPSig.PNGHP talk KUN.png Icons-flag-pi.PNG 14:51, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
  • N/A I just wanted to state for the record that this contest is tough. Both of these fine gentlemen deserve to be showered in virgins, or something. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:57, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
    • Thanks, Rev. I can't speak for the good Ayatollah, but for me you can keep your virgins -- they don't know what they're doing. At least that's what I imagine. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 07:58, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, just to tip the scales, but frankly I dont think either is that funny. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 00:26, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Difficult to seperate the two nominees, but I think the Ayatollah shades it. Just. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 14:00, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For No ties. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:02, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Ayeatollah. -- Hindleyite 15:51, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Armando (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +9
Comment: Before I vote, I'd like to hear more about this redhead.--Procopius 23:14, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
Damn, she was cute. And she was getting seriously suspicious about the plastic peeling off the photo page of my passport. Luckily, her superior believed that it was nothing more than good, honest backpacker sweat causing the problem. And then she got annoyed that I didn't want her to stamp my passport. To paraphrase Young MC: there's one more girl I won't be bedding. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 15:36, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For because I've been threatened into it even though I would have voted for him anyway. --User:Falcotron/sig 22:24, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • for contributing many good articles, and not making me work very hard at all. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:55, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • 'For: All in all, a great man with great articles. -Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH22:11, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:40, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 12:27, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The Ayatollah is deserving, too, but Mordillo's God will damn me if I don't vote.--Procopius 13:39, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For What can I say? He's fucking hillarious! Lowee 14:59, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, though I can guess who's winning next month.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:13, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

August

Mordillo

Score: +19
  • Reserving judgement for the moment. I think Mordillo has done some great stuff (I laughed myself stupid at UnNews:67% of Israeli teens call current war "bitchin'!", but so has the good ayatollah himself. Mordillo is working under fire, but it's not the ayatollah's fault that no one is bombing Utah at the moment. I'll probably hold out until we have a clear winner and then jump on their bandwagon. (Of course, if someone nominates me, I'll just vote for myself.) -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 04:29, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Nah, sod it. I've been reading more of Mordillo's stuff and I have to say: "I take my hat and my pants off to you, sir." -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 04:50, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Just to be fair, the 67% bit is the Ayatollah's work....:) Oh, and there's no problem what so ever to bomb Utah in order for him to get some good writing atmosphere...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 07:34, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
    • D'oh! Of course that yarn was the Ayatollah's (but, since you're from Israel and all, I don't spose you have a phone number for McStaycee Rosenstein, do you?). Also, I think Utah is a dry county, so the Ayatollah has his own problems already. Still, my vote stands. Go Mor-dee-yo! -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 07:54, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Brave journalists that endanger their lives to fullfil their duty and bring us the most acurate and up-to-date misinformation from the eye of the storm, are the pride of our community. I am not a great fan of unnews, but I have to follow Mordillo's reports to know whether there are rockets about to fall on my head.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:26, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I am one his Honorary Jews, we are so kicking ass in the Middle East, and he is writing some good stuff for our side. -- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 14:36, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Shalom --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:08, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Makes articles at a ridiculous speed. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 22:25, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For anybody that puts out like a sweet Amsterdam whore and who also wrote the old unnews article: Microsoft buys up Uncyclopedia. (those fuckers still haven't paid my dividends yet!), also should note what a hot friggin' month August has turned out to be for unnews stories, the competition is unbearable: Ayatollah, Zimulator, Master Pain, Composure1, Electrified mocha chinchilla, Me --HPSig.PNGHP talk 02:57, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Although, as an Israeli, he should really get about 28% of the vote and put together a coalition with 2 other good candidates and 14 lunatics, shouldn't he? Anyway, we'd better vote for him now, in case lasting peace breaks out in the Middle East or something. --Falcotron 07:20, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
    • PS, Imrealized wrote the funniest single article of the month. --Falcotron 07:22, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For his frontline misreporting. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 21:53, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:55, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I came here SPECIFICALLY to vote for him, and all these other bastards beat me to it.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:19, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Never heard of the bastard.--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 21:24, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for I could have sworn I'd already voted for the bastard... funny, prolific, and Jewish... so, why not? Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:39, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For An excellent Middle East un-reporter. --Composure1 02:41, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For-The least I can do since I voted against his Cambodia article--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 21:04, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
Hey Claudius, Cambodia was mine. But if you feel that way you can always vote for me next month ;-) -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 16:10, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For reporting excellence. Er, excellence in reporting. Whatever. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:46, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For (doffs cap). -- Hindleyite 11:14, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

July

CScott (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +5

June

Olipro (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +9

May

Hawthorn_Peebles (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +7
  • Nomination and for. Comon people! We need some nominees for the terrific UnNews writers! HP got my vote this month for the panty raid article. The title alone made me laugh HARD.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:55, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For Only because his name is so sexy awesome. --ZB 00:27, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:28, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Four Palestinians killed in panty raid -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 01:37, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For He's certainly very dedicated to UnNews --Composure1 03:14, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Fore! This is the first vote I've given to anyone, for anything, because the Panty Raid article deserves it, if not for content, for the very idea. Brilliance, I say; Brilliance! --The Rev. Sem. Jayrod Icons-flag-us.png Nail Your Theses MUN WH 07:04, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
  • For. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 14:35, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment, OMG, OMG, OMG !!! The story behind that story is that it came from a dream I had one night and the next morning I saw a bunch of Palestinians dying on the news (like thats never happened), and voila, I put the two together...and the deadly panty raid was born. --HPSig.PNGHP talk 22:11, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

April

Bradaphraser (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +3

Composure1 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +6
  • Nomination and for. He did an amazing amount of articles this month, all of a high quality with quite a few laughs. This was definately his month. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 23:03, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:04, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Breaking UnNews: Reporter Composure1 shamelessly votes for himself --Composure1 01:02, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For Kikimora 19:55, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Lots of great quality articles, well deserving of this. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:02, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Since this vote is for UnNews articles, I'm gonna have to go with Composure. Thanks for the support, everyone, but Composure really deserves this one more.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:09, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

March

Wild_Weasel (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +1
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