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Umlaut
“It's like one dot, except there's two of 'em.”
Undefeated
“If you can't beat them, join them.”
Unicorn
“Every man on Earth deserves to have a Unicorn.”
Unicron
“The only thing worse than being Unicron is not being Unicron.”
Universe1
“In the beginning, the universe was created. This ended up making a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move ever since.”
Universe is wrong
“I'm always right - it's the Universe that's wrong.”
Uranus
“I've never been to Uranus, but I hear it's quite nice this time of year.”
Usenet
“Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.”