Uncyclopedia talk:General disclaimer
I want the real disclaimer.
- Well you had better write it then.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 14:15, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
Missed the obvious one
May contain nuts.
- Seconded. That's pretty much the standard disclaimer for anything, so we should put it at the very end.--The4sword 07:05, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
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Or something similar.
--Ekashp 04:42, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
Who is General Disclaimer?
General disclaimer was a fine soldier until that fateful night in '43.
He now lives with his wife, Chuck, in Argentina. They sell hand-woven hats for dogs. -- 220.127.116.11 07:00, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
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An a from the end of 'area' in the "Do not write below this line" sectionApr 26, 09:25