User:Matthlock

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VERY OLD PERSON.jpg This user's real age is:
25 years, 3 months and 22 days.


6 This user has written 6 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.


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“I'm not going to accept ur friend request so please stop trying.”

~ Matthlock's ex on Matthlock

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~ Frantic fan on Matthlock

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9 years, 7 months and 3 days.


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...And the room began to smell of Turks and pot