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Necropaxx (T) {~}

Do Some Work!!!


Important Information

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Hi. I'm Necropaxx. No, that isn't my real name, and quite frankly, I'm a little disappointed you'd assume that. I am 19 years old, drop-dead gorgeous, and single. You do the math. I live in oppressively hot California, and dream of one day living in someplace cooler.

I've been on Uncyclopedia since the Spring of 2007 (otherwise known as the Golden Years) and I've written twelve featured articles and earned the Writer of the Month award in that time. I'm not very active any more, so don't expect a prompt reply for pretty much anything. I don't go on Sundays because that's the Sabbath. I am a religious conservative, thereby making me unique on Uncyc. But I don't care, I love this place, even if you are all a buncha' commie pinko bleeding-heart liberals. I am not an administrator, but I still like helping the polite n00b who asks for it. I used to be one myself. No, really.


On the subject of writing, I have written a couple of original articles, but I'm better at doing rewrites. I like writing about generic subjects, like Toaster, Top hat, or Elevator, because I think encyclopedic articles that parody Wikipedia are the soul of the site. Not that "style articles" aren't funny, I just think encyclopedic prose is "da bomb." On a contradictory note, I love all of Cajek's articles. It should also be noted that if I have anything up for feature, I am completely incapable of writing anything during that time. It's very unfortunate. In conclusion, I love Uncyclopedia and so should you. Necropaxx (T) {~}


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Many eons ago, back when Uncyclopedia was nearly two years old, a certain IP was surfing the web. His friend came up to him, and lo, he said,

Hey check out this website it's funny, lol.

The IP typed in the address and hit [ENTER]. On the Main page he saw the featured article, Homeless nerds. The IP lolled loudly. "This is great!" he said. "I should make an account." And so NECROPAXX came to Uncyclopedia. The name Necropaxx was fashioned out of three parts: "Necro" means death, "Pax" means peace, and "X" marks the spot. "Whoa, that's deep," you say. "I know," says I.

Necropaxx began his career leaving Captain Obvious quotes on pages like Black Jesus and template spamming. Lame, I know, but Necropaxx didn't know any better. He got banned for a week by Famine. He appealed the ban and Famine said, quite reasonably, "STFU n00b!" and left him to wither and die.

Then something truly amazing happened. Instead of creating a sockpuppet to create a forum post that went something like "OMG I haet you guize you stingk I'm going hoem", Necropaxx took it like a good user. "The experience was truly life-changing," Necropaxx said later. "It turned me from an annoying n00b/vandal into a slightly less annoying but well-mannered n00bl3t. Thank you, Famine." Necropaxx later rescinded the "thank you, Famine" comment, saying, "Who am I kidding? I hate Famine."

After the ban was up, Necropaxx decided to write an article. Since he was Mormon, he put his energy into a Mormon article. After much blood, sweat, and tears, out came The Great Mormon-Catholic War. Don't read it, it's awful. But it was a brave start for the young lad. He wrote a supplementary article, Holy Cheese, that actually got featured later. One day, he read UnBooks:Gallows Humor, and tried to rip it off with UnBooks:Diary of a Fat Girl. It didn't work. At all. He was stagnated, but thanks to many reviews, Necropaxx got back on track and got Holy Cheese featured. He got better at writing and got two more features, earning him a spot in the Hall of Shame. The rest, as they say, is history.

My Master Works and Other Assorted Junk



These are all the articles I have written, amazing or otherwise.


Up for Feature



Miserable Failures and Orphaned Ideas

In Progress (kinda)



These are all the images that I have made myself, brilliant or not. (Usually not, if we're being honest.)


My Wonderful Awards

Grand Cross of the Order

Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month August 2009

Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month December 2009

Potatochopper of the Month Award Potatochopper of the Month March 2008

Pee Reviewer of the Month Reviewer of the Month January 2010

Useless Gobshite of the Month Award Useless Gobshite of the Month June 2010

Steel Kidney
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This user created UnBooks:Gone Fishing, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

Fellow-pc.jpg This user is a Fellow in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned a great deal of respect. Ask this user about joining!



UUpartay.jpg Woo!
Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort",
which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise!
This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this,
he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go!

You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.

Newcookie.gif Javascap has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Newcookie.gif Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Newcookie.gif The Woodburninator has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Newcookie.gif teh_pwnerator has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
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My Snazzy Signatures

My Boring Templates

These templates all serve some purpose. (Just don't ask me, I don't know.)

Cz Flag.gif This user is Czechoslovakian
and can spell better than you!
(List of all the Czechoslovakian Uncyclopedians)
Yummy... Necropaxx

has awarded you a Chocolate Cake for voting on VFH.
You may eat now.

CheeseChapel.jpg Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!!
PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH.
Nerd virus.jpg Necropaxx awards you your certificate of quitting!
PS: Thanks for learning HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd on VFH.
Jimi psychedelic.jpg Necropaxx loves Hippies and you do too.
PS: No physical contact, please, the smell will rub off.
Thanks for voting on Hippies on VFH.
Top hat headless.jpg Necropaxx hath bestowed upon thou the illustrious powers of the glorious Top Hat!!
PS: You must not be an idiot to safely use this top hat.
Thanks for voting for Top hat on VFH.
Bordeaux.jpg OUI!

Necropaxx's belated thanks go with you for voting positively on Siege of Bordeaux. Remember, les français ne sont jamais au dessus de dérision!

Translate it yourself, je suis trop de fatigue.
Costume-grim-reaper-clipart.gif ***You Are Dead***

Necropaxx's soul-felt thanks go with you for the For vote on Grim Reaper.

Remember, Grim's just a normal guy with the greatest job in the world.
Wikipedia no soul.png This user will never forget October 23, 2008, the day that Wikia sold its soul.
Necropaxx.jpg Hi there! This big ol' grin must mean this article
is being reviewed by:

Necropaxx (T) {~}
(While you're welcome to review it as well, you might like to consider

(Also, if the review hasn't been finished within 24 hours of this tag appearing
at {{{1}}}
feel free to remove it and give Necropaxx a swift kick up the butt for being such a loser).

Elevator-Fun.jpg Going Down?

Necropaxx would like to thank you profusely for reading his article and actually liking it enough to vote For.

The picture on the right is exactly what you wouldn't see in an elevator. Sorry. :(
Shh.jpg This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.
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This user pretends to be an awesome warrior from a mystical land, but is really a sad little nerd person.
However, s/he takes comfort in the fact that you are too.

Antdoctor.jpg "Feeling any pain yet, Mrs. Davis?"

Necropaxx is delighted to thank you for your For vote on his recent rewrite, Antbortion.

Remember, kids, this is what happened to your would-be brother Jeffy. Go kick your parents for him, why don't you?
Poirot.jpg My little grey cells, zey 'ave solved ze case!

Necropaxx would very much like to thank you for uncovering who the real murderer was.
"If not for your 'elp, mon ami, I fear zat Monsieur Murderer might 'ave escaped."
Double thanks for making this my tenth feature! Woo!
Grandpa-boy-fishing-lighthouse.gif Hot diggity, boy!

You caught that fish so good that Necropaxx is gonna thank you!
"Thank you." ~ Necropaxx
Old hag receptionist.jpg And what do you want?

You think that because you voted for Why?:Do I need to provide this? you'll get some kind of thank you from Necropaxx?

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