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The Dildos | |
Banana | Cigar | Cucumber | Dildo | Dildo of Doom | Dildo plantation | Penis | Vibrator |
Bacon Products | |
Bacon | Bacon fat | Bacon Shrub | Choco-Butter-Cheez-Bac'n Pops | Pork Products | Pigs | |
People Named Bacon | |
Richard Bacon | Kevin Bacon | |
All things Bacon | |
Bacon's Rebellion | Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905 | BLT |
The 12 Fundamental Cheeses | |||||
Feta*
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Fromunda
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*Not to be confused with "Holey" Cheese | |||||
The 3 Noble Cheeses | |||||
*Also known as "Negative Cheese" or "Dark Dematta" |
Captain" | People named "|
America - Atheist - Autofellatio - Beefheart - Bligh - Britain - Canada - Caveman - Communist - Feathersword - Hook - Irrelevant - Janeway - Kaptainskye - Kirk - Knuckles - Marvel - Morgan - Oblivious - Obvious - Omnipotent - Planet - Selfish - Sisko - Video |
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Divinatory Arts and Artists |
Antropomorphing | Astrology | Augury | Ball gazing | Clairvoyance | Dice | Fortune cookies | Ghostly Seers | Magic 8-Ball | Monopoly | Nostradamus | Numerology | Palmistry | Phrenology | Precognition | Prophecy | Psychic | Scatomancy | Tarot | Telepathy | Wiccans |
All Things Sausage | ||||
Other Sausage Related Things | ||||
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Chicken Soup for the Eyes |
Asparagus | Awesomesauce | Baby food | Bacon | Boogers | Butter | Cafeteria food | Cake | Caviar | Cheese | Chicken | Chicken 2 | Chicken Tikka Masala | Codpiece | Corn | Cornbread | Cornflakes | Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis | Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning | Fluff | French bikinis | Fried Chicken | Fudge | Goa Tse | Guacamole | Ice Cream | Hot Dog | Kimchi | Knuckle sandwich | Krispy Kreme | Meatloaf | Magic mushroom | Mangos | Mission burrito | Moruga Scorpion Chili | Nutella | Orange sherbet | Peanut butter | Pie | Pills | Pink slime | Pudding | Pease pudding | Rice Pudding | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Sauce | Smörgåsbord | Spam | Sunny D | Turd burgers |
Internet - Internets - World Wide Web | |||
Browsers | Internet Explorer - Safari - Maozilla - Mozilla Firefox - Google Chrome | ||
Formats |
HTML - SGML - JavaScript ~ Image files: PNG - SVG | ||
Consortiums | W3C |
The Sophia Awards
~o~
Oh Sophia is
Such a Beauty to Be Held
In Both of Your Hands
~o~
: : The Formatting Genie Says : :
Don't hate me because I am beautiful, envy me for my talent.
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~ The Formatting Genie Was Here ~
Oh, praise Sophia! That looks much better now...
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The Formatting Genie Loves Templates
Congratulations! You've officially graduated from Sophia Loren's Templating Academy.
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The Formatting Genie Read Something...
It might have been an article you wrote, or maybe she's just laughing at you.
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No, seriously go on, I'm intrigued...
Apparently, you wrote an article so vaguely vanity that the Formatting Genie actually cares to read more.
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" Not Now, I'm Naked... "
Oops, perhaps you should check back some other time.
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Nice pen you got there...
Sophia especially likes the way you rewrote that.
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" Whew! That was a close one..."
It's a good thing you were here to revert that vandalism.
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Sophia Loren has a thing for awesome journalism
Especially if it's a cover story with compelling diction.
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The Awards within an Award Template! | |||
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The Graduated Noob Cage Fighter Award Templates! | ![]() | |||
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The FINAL FANTASY SOPIA LOREN Award!
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The Purple Nurple Template Archive
Let Me Tell You Something, Pendejo -
You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." |
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:: THE RANDOM POSTCARD :: |
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:: WOW :: |
I banned Zana Dark and all I got was this lousy template. |
All About Facial Hair | |
Beard ~ Bearded dragon ~ Beardism ~ False Moustache ~ Fu Manchu ~ Goatee ~ Moustache ~ Moustache-o-meter ~ Mustaches of Legend ~ Sideburns ~ Unibrow | |
Famous People with Famouser Facial Hair | |
Abraham Lincoln ~ Adolf Hitler ~ Blackbeard ~ Frank Zappa ~ Freddie Mercury ~ Frida Kahlo ~ Friedrich Nietzsche ~ John Bolton ~ Karl Marx ~ Sal Fasano ~ Salvador Dalí ~ Wilford Brimley ~ ZZ Top |
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SLOTH LOVE CHUNK! |
This article is better than being a Goonie! BEWARE: Any attempts to edit this article may result in a prompt ass-kicking. |
The Neon Blue Poop Award You voted my article I was so enamored, I ate an entire bottle of blue food coloring to celebrate! Thanks for letting me share my crap with you! -Zana Dark |
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This story is currently being recorded as an audio file by Zana Dark. Please make necessary edits only. |
I sound professional and stuff! |
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This is a promotion paid for by the Uncyclopedia Legal Department. You are hereby awarded the two-cent piece: ( 2 | ¢ ) For your invaluable contributions to Uncyclopedia. This coin is very precious to me... Congratulations! |
And Others':
This article is BS. Quit fucking around and please add some actual "content" to it. |
Job Well Dude... Your rug really tied this |