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The Sophia Awards

~o~

Oh Sophia is

Such a Beauty to Be Held

In Both of Your Hands

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: : The Formatting Genie Says : :

Don't hate me because I am beautiful, envy me for my talent.
So, you want to collect all the Sophia Award templates? Good luck with that.

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User:Zana Dark/Adoption ~ The Formatting Genie Was Here ~

Oh, praise Sophia! That looks much better now...
Thank you for helping Uncyclopedia out with your advanced editing and stuff.

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User:Zana Dark/Adoption The Formatting Genie Loves Templates

Congratulations! You've officially graduated from Sophia Loren's Templating Academy.
Wow, now go outside and get a tan or something.

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User:Zana Dark/Adoption The Formatting Genie Read Something...

It might have been an article you wrote, or maybe she's just laughing at you.
At any rate, you almost made her wet herself (*dont' get too excited).

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No, seriously go on, I'm intrigued...

Apparently, you wrote an article so vaguely vanity that the Formatting Genie actually cares to read more.
Congratulations, I suggest you write some more stuff that's not about you.

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User:Zana Dark/Adoption


" Not Now, I'm Naked... "

Oops, perhaps you should check back some other time.
Sorry, the Formatting Genie is too busy to respond to your request at the moment.

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User:Zana Dark/Adoption Nice pen you got there...

Sophia especially likes the way you rewrote that.
Thanks for polishing the turds and cleaning up the crap!

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" Whew! That was a close one..."

It's a good thing you were here to revert that vandalism.
Those wheely willies can be quick, thanks for saving me the trouble.

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User:Zana Dark/Adoption


Sophia Loren has a thing for awesome journalism

Especially if it's a cover story with compelling diction.
You have some pretty good UnNews stuff, keep up the good work, soldier.

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User:Zana Dark/Adoption


The Awards within an Award Template!




I'm so proud of you, my little nooblet. Run. Be free. And for Sophia's sake, take these ugly standardized templates with you.

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User:Zana Dark/Adoption


The Graduated Noob Cage Fighter Award Templates! User:Zana Dark/Adoption

Grammar_nazi This user has finished training and is now a CAGE FIGHTER.




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Oh, Thank Aunt Jemima!!!

Hello, former noob. You're quite the editor around here.
I think it's time for you to enter the ring.... ~ Zana Dark


The FINAL FANTASY SOPIA LOREN Award!


I now pronounce you capable of training your own noobs to be cage fighters. Congratulations, this is the highest achievement any Uncyclopedian can get other than bureaucratship.

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User:Zana Dark/Adoption


User:Zana Dark/Adoption This user adopts noobs and trains them for cage fighting.
UN:LEGAL
This user used to be a nooblet like you. Unlike you, they graduated with honors.
Now, You Pay Rent to Them.




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I banned Zana Dark and all I got was this lousy template.


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BEWARE: Any attempts to edit this article may result in a prompt ass-kicking.













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Ten! Ten pretty pink penii,
Dancing just for me!
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(As you can see, I've got them on the brain...)
Thanks one million!

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This coin is very precious to me... Congratulations!




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