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The storyteller is "naturally stoned."

Page rape[edit]

InB4U Spıke 🎙️11:57 8-Dec-20

Indeed!Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:02, 8 December 2020 (UTC)

Template:GOP[edit]

I don't like your additions. QAnon, despite professing "right-wing" conspiracy theories, the GOP is giving a good leaving-alone, to the extent it's controversial when a candidate retweets them. If it's a joke, it's a listcruft joke like putting "Morons" in the template. You could put "KKK" in {{Democrats}} based on history, but they are really not the party now. Meanwhile, Sidney Powell, especially now that Trump has cut her loose, is making indirect political contributions (and taking Republicans' eye off the Georgia campaign) but is a bit player compared to the others in the list. It's probably already too late to think about featuring her. Spıke 🎙️12:34 9-Dec-20

I understand a couple of Republicans elected were/are QAnonites, so appear to be a faction in the Republican Party. Regards that particular template 'GOP', I noticed it really starts with Nixon. So mirrored that with Kennedy. Regards KKK, that's historical now and both parties essentally swopped part of their bases. Adding or subtracting certain names is fine on the templates so won't fight those changes. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:32, 9 December 2020 (UTC)

Nancy Pelosi[edit]

Yes! this needs to be more than a redirect! But I dislike one of the comedy themes in the Intro, the idea that different extremes have different opinions of her. This is bread-and-butter stuff for a legislative leader, and requires you to write a catalog of opposing stereotypes. My favorite comedy strategy is Pelosi as Marie Antoinette, with her taste for dual industrial-grade freezers full of gourmet ice cream, and for sneaking out during a Covid lockdown to get a mask-free hairdo from a salon that was shut by order. Another strategy might be to compare her to recent leaders; is Hastert still in prison for child molestation (found out when he withdrew huge sums for hush money)? Who is the Republican leader? most Americans don't have a clue. (Kevin McCarthy of California. He's not funny.) Talk radio is burning up right now on Pelosi's sudden warming up to a Covid "relief" bill now that we have a vaccine (Huh?) and a new President (Aha!). Spıke 🎙️14:59 11-Dec-20

I am aware of the hair salon story and will allude to it. I like the big fridge and gourmet ice cream (Ben and Jerry's Virtue Signallying Flavour?). That's good. I will research the rest. Regards the intro, I am taking that line as regards Pelosi from if you like 'Radicals' like the Young Turks network and their denouncing corporate Democrats and their allies. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:49, 12 December 2020 (UTC)

Odd, at the moment moderates and radicals in each party are at each other's throats. MAGA people are professing their faith in Trump as Lord and Savior, this popular man must have won and all we have to do is assemble facts to prove he did, then invoke the Insurrection Act and seize all the ballot boxes, and finally secede. The moderate wing will blame them for a double loss in Georgia that would let the fun really begin. AOC and her greater number of Marxists in a smaller Democratic majority are ceasing to celebrate their win and asking themselves what if that cipher Joe Biden doesn't deliver us any spoils? Happily, the Supreme Court (notably Trump's own picks) remember that it's a federation and Texas doesn't have a case about how a vote goes in Pennsylvania. Will Trump try to waltz back in in '24 without paying some dues in '22? Spıke 🎙️12:51 12-Dec-20

Iconoclasm[edit]

I retitled and tightened up the section on Leo. However, the paragraph below the quote confuses me. Is the resistance to iconoclasm taking place in Rome, Constantinople, or did Leo's decrees hold sway in Rome as well?

Also, I moved the Theodora photo to the section that discusses her, but this created a dearth in the middle of the page. You might want to dump in another photo. Spıke 🎙️18:12 30-Dec-20

In Rome Leo's edicts were resisted in Rome and not enforced as the imperial troops rebelled agains the emperor. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:44, 30 December 2020 (UTC)

It took a read through your Leo the Iconoclast to see that his edict was also binding on the Papacy; now clarified. Spıke 🎙️20:28 30-Dec-20

Binding but unefforcable if your army rebels in Italy. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:16, 31 December 2020 (UTC)

So can you see if Iconoclasm could take a couple more photos? Perhaps one for my "Constantine V for Vendetta"? Can you do a photo assist at Convention of States? Spıke 🎙️11:29 2-Jan-21

Ok. I will look at both. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:27, 2 January 2021 (UTC)

Thanks. By the way, did Krum have offspring? Were they referred to as "Krum crushers"? Spıke 🎙️16:16 2-Jan-21

He had at least one son called Omurtag who succeeded him. Also known as 'Omur' the builder. Brother called Bob. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:02, 3 January 2021 (UTC)

M*A*S*H v Cheers[edit]

I stumbled on this while working UN:REQ. A strange but funny read from Sog1970, though wrong namespace (as he was told during Pee Review), and Sog himself doesn't think highly of it. VFH-worthy? Spıke 🎙️14:34 1-Jan-21

If it is a Soggy, always a possible feature. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:15, 1 January 2021 (UTC)

Upload[edit]

WhiteHouse01.jpg

I imagine you are writing an UnNews about the promised Peaceful Transfer of Power on the 20th? I do recall that Your Side was responsible for all this. Spıke 🎙️19:07 7-Jan-21

If you mean 1814 and all that...yes! It was for Canada. Don't burn Toronto!!Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:24, 7 January 2021 (UTC)

At the moment, I can't get anywhere near Toronto. Spıke 🎙️19:25 7-Jan-21

Well, you went to bed without putting this to bed, so I stole your photo and wrote UnNews:Trump plans peaceful transition‎. Spıke 🎙️12:05 8-Jan-21

No problem. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:24, 8 January 2021 (UTC)

UnNews:FBI creates website to track down insurrectionists[edit]

I kibitzed here. Please, write about America in American! [Formerly "FBI create"] Spıke 🎙️13:10 8-Jan-21

Oliver Cromwell[edit]

One of the more erudite of the local talk radio hosts asks whether Pelosi with her retrospective impeachment, and Twitter with its de-platforming, are trying to outdo the treatment given Cromwell. Spıke 🎙️20:13 11-Jan-21

Cromwell was executed posthumously in 1660. Some of his living lieutenants got the full hanging and quartering by the adherents of King Charles II. There is a book written by Princess Diana's brother that goes into the subject with some detail So don't think Trump will get that literally. And there is always Parler to hide on. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:24, 12 January 2021 (UTC)

Not literally, no. But having defeated Trump, the left is now eager to figuratively cut out his tongue, then cut off his nose to deter a rematch, a totally negative manifesto competing against an adrift personality cult. Spıke 🎙️11:04 12-Jan-21

Hope so (figuratively). Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:28, 13 January 2021 (UTC)

Jacobins[edit]

I kibitzed here too, as "the chop" calls to my mind Jane Fonda doing the signature Atlanta Braves cheer with her hand. This suggests an illustration. (Keeping the last section last for Soggy's benefit.) Spıke 🎙️16:29 17-Jan-21

The Ghost of Christmas Past[edit]

Hey, it's Sog1970. Hope all is still well. I've yet to die of Covid but I'm working on it.

For some reason, after a mere six or seven year break, I wrote an article . I stuck it on the other site but I thought I might put it here too. Problem is, when I try to log in I can't remember my password (obviously) and when I try to reset my password it says that there's no email associated with that user name.

I suppose I could submit it anonymously. I just don't want to. Is this something that happens a lot? --212.139.60.2 09:45, 14 January 2021 (UTC)

Welcome back, Soggy! If you are bedridden, you might also work further on M*A*S*H v Cheers anticipating its eventual featuring; says from years ago that you didn't think highly of it, but I did. Admin Llwy-ar-lawr is probably the best person to help you recover your credentials here. I believe she said the articles came across but the Wikia user profiles did not. Spıke 🎙️12:46 14-Jan-21
Thanks. I tried that but, unfortunately, there's no edit option for me on her page (or Spike's). So, I can't even ask what I'm meant to do next. There is a strong possibility that this is just because I'm both technically incompetent, forgetful and incorrect in what I just wrote. Suggestions? --212.139.60.2 13:53, 14 January 2021 (UTC)
No, it's because, vandals. I'll get a message to her. Spıke 🎙️15:23 14-Jan-21
The Great Soggy! Welcome back. Hope we can get your log-in fixed. You can also email me at romartus@hotmail.com Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:12, 14 January 2021 (UTC)
Hi, sorry for not getting to this. I can recover your account if I have an email address for you, which I'll add to the database so you can reset your password. You don't have my email, but you can send one to Romartus. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 19:27 16 January 2021
I've added your email to the database. You should be able to reset your password now. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 08:12 20 January 2021

UnScripts:Death of Marat[edit]

Unfinished, but damn it all! I read the spoiler! Spıke 🎙️15:27 22-Jan-21

I may change that intro and title. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:49, 22 January 2021 (UTC)

I only meant at Jacobins, but yes, the page does give it away. Perhaps UnScripts:Bathtime for Marat? Spıke 🎙️16:02 22-Jan-21

Yes, like that idea. I have finished the article. Needs some illustrations so don't front page it yet.Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:17, 22 January 2021 (UTC)

A rubber duck should be the Frontispiece, for those who haven't read how it all ends. Spıke 🎙️16:26 22-Jan-21

Your Intro (in italics) still gives it away, should talk about a momentous (red-letter?) day for the Republic without mentioning murder. Spıke 🎙️16:34 22-Jan-21

Yes you are right. I will also need to drop the top image down the bottom too as that's a give away. I only came up with the idea for Corday's cover story as I was writing the article. Thanks for the title change. Much, much better. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:39, 22 January 2021 (UTC)

Bikini[edit]

The original cast

Regarding your photo caption, it was in an episode of Beany & Cecil that the characters sailed to the nudist island "No Bikini Atoll." Spıke 🎙️02:49 27-Jan-21

That cultural reference escapes me! Actually Ursula Andress's character in the film Doctor No was written as a naked venus with a broken nose in Ian Fleming's book. Andress got a bikini and kept her nose in intact! Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:11, 27 January 2021 (UTC)

American cartoon series of the 1960s. Plush animal dolls for the kiddies, blue puns for the grown-ups. Cultural reference indeed! Now we are Woke. Spıke 🎙️16:23 27-Jan-21

Woke Up This Morning by Alabama 3 (Brits impersonating Americans and The Sopranos theme song.Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:51, 27 January 2021 (UTC)

A double shot of culture today on Uncyclopedia. Spıke 🎙️18:51 27-Jan-21


MissCuteAndColourful[edit]

What's with doing a signature file for an Uncyclopedian that she didn't ask for? (And "sig2"? There was no sig1!) Her problem seems only to be in using three tildes rather than four. Spıke 🎙️01:48 2-Feb-21

Encouragement! Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:17, 2 February 2021 (UTC)

Anticlimactic Story Disorder[edit]

I've just VFD'd this article with which you had a cup of coffee two years ago. You had a comedy concept and I suggest a way forward on the VFD page. If you go there, be sure to vote on the other dreck as well. Spıke 🎙️02:50 4-Feb-21

Oh forgot about that. Let me see. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:38, 5 February 2021 (UTC)

Request for new article[edit]

Since we have an article on Jeff Bezos, we need one on a similar bald-headed celebrity: Pitbull, the greatest rapper of all-time.--HolUp (talk) 07:35, 4 February 2021 (UTC)

Hey, HolUp, no one's stopping you! and you probably know more about the subject than Romartus. Or request it at UN:REQ. I don't see any obvious hooks in the Wikipedia article, except that he seems to have more professions than Tony Stark in Iron Man). Until we get to "Impact and activism"; you could have a field day with that. Spıke 🎙️11:01 4-Feb-21
Hi HolUp. My knowledge of rapping started when I once saw Grand Master Flash and the Furious Five at university many years ago. I did buy Run DMC's album around the same time. That's my knowledge of rapping essentially! I haven't forgotten the B52s article we have still to finish. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:07, 4 February 2021 (UTC)

Melania a plagiarist?[edit]

(In the photo caption at Mar-a-Lago) I'm afraid your notorious Red Neckerchief is obscuring your view of President Kinnock. Spıke 🎙️11:02 4-Feb-21

I remember that Biden rip-off. Well he did better than Kinnock in becoming the leader of his country (eventually)! So a plagiarist profits. Anyways, Melania did the same as regards a Michelle Obama speech I recall reading. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:21, 4 February 2021 (UTC)

User:Jimlemon/Member of Congress released from constraints[edit]

Might not even fit in the parlor.

Jimlemon has made a first effort to deal with Marjorie Greene, and I have given it a Mercy Move, as all he has done was take an editorial from The Guardian and gussy it up; it is a blog post not an UnNews. You are interested in the subject (and also in The Guardian) and might be able to contribute some actual cleverness. He does have a comedy strategy that Trump's effort in 2020 resembled that of the Burmese military in 2021 (in fact, both sides in America have accused each other of decisive hijinks), but he took it nowhere except insult. Spıke 🎙️16:08 6-Feb-21

I will have a look and see where we can go with it. Try to avoid saying simply 'she's a nutter' as that is stating the obvious. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:59, 6 February 2021 (UTC)

Better you than me; I still view the rantings of a Republican back-bencher (before Georgians elected her anyway) less crucially than the rantings of a certain four Democratic front-benchers (but we already wrote about that). You are again forgetting the "elephant in the parlor" (President Dumbo).

Yes, try to avoid saying simply "she's a nutter" also because your American audience will either regard it as true and unfunny, or false and unfunny: CoW#Extremists. Spıke 🎙️18:40 6-Feb-21

UnNews:Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to appear on Oprah[edit]

"A close friend said"? C'mon, man! Name! Spıke 🎙️02:01 17-Feb-21

A close friend - usually the person themselves. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:18, 17 February 2021 (UTC)

I'll do it myself! Doesn't matter who the close friend is, but that phrase doesn't look newsy. Spıke 🎙️15:30 17-Feb-21

I am sure that's not true. 'Sources close to the White House', I am sure I have had heard that. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:54, 17 February 2021 (UTC)

The East-coast newspapers attributed every Trump scandal to "unspecified sources," sometimes four or five. That was not good "news" writing either. If you want to attribute something to the White House, you can put it in the mouth of Jen Psaki, just be sure to have her be caught without an answer to something and promise to "circle back." Spıke 🎙️17:34 17-Feb-21

This[edit]

Even before I left last time I'd noticed that Spike seemed to take any article that wasn't encyclopedia-like as a personal affront. I had an interesting encounter with a twelve year old cop the other day while out walking my dog and, consequently, there's this. Any suggestions what space to put it in? Surely not the mainspace. Also, I don't have a title, in case you want to offert a suggestion. Sog1970 (talk) 15:00, 17 February 2021 (UTC)

Hardly personal! but I do believe mainspace stuff should stay in-character; the "encyclopedia" joke is the joke all our other jokes are built around. I admired this article as it grew, and did wonder how the hell we'd fit it in! Spıke 🎙️15:28 17-Feb-21
I would carry on as you are Soggy. We are not Wikipedia so we can break the rules of looking like an encyclopedia. Sometimes that suits an article's structure, sometimes not. UnScripts is a way around that. I think there is UnStory here too? I would have to check. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:53, 17 February 2021 (UTC)
We don't have an UnStory category, so it can stay in Mainspace in my opinion.:) Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:00, 17 February 2021 (UTC)
How about the Covid Copper (Aged 11¾) as a title Soggy? Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:25, 17 February 2021 (UTC)
Of course you can devise a title to fit, and of course you could put it in mainspace under that title. But no one would type that title, nor type any title and expect to read that. Perhaps at Coronavirus/Case studies? Spıke 🎙️17:34 17-Feb-21
I notice that there's no article called Lockdown. Too vague, do you think? Sog1970 (talk) 19:04, 17 February 2021 (UTC)
I think an article on Lockdown is required. Like a Hoedown but without Dolly Parton. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:10, 17 February 2021 (UTC)
That might work, See also from Coronavirus. Spıke 🎙️19:19 17-Feb-21

HowTo:Get a Mexican family[edit]

LoudAbruption has found one of Simsilikesims's articles and has panned it. I've been in at the start and the end and have asked EStop to supply some texture. Can you contribute photos? Spıke 🎙️18:49 18-Feb-21

OK. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:13, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Thanks! Good work Spıke 🎙️23:54 18-Feb-21

UnNews:Martians opposed to latest invasion from Earth[edit]

Didn't I hear China has one en route too? Please add, it would make it even funnier. Spıke 🎙️01:34 25-Feb-21

Yes, I know others are sending their landers to Mars. I will see if I can work in a mention. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:28, 25 February 2021 (UTC)

Kekistan[edit]

I would not have removed {{WIP}} from this article and in fact, it deserves {{ICU}}. No matter how many times you go in after I like chicken and capitalize his sentences and so on, at the end of the day it is going to be a blog about life on 4chan, etc., and not especially funny. Spıke 🎙️17:54 25-Feb-21

I go by the rule that everyone's first article is always something of a try out. My very first article was deleted here back in 2008. My second was Julian the Apostate. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:21, 25 February 2021 (UTC)

UnNews:Trump resurrected at CPAC[edit]

Sheesh! next time, mix some humor in with the overt ridicule! Your more outlandish assertions aren't funny because there are some Republicans who actually believe them. Meanwhile, in "unjustly linked with the Antifa-inspired attack," the obvious irony is problematic. There were Antifa false-flag components to the riot; the Pep Boys mobilized nationwide as well, but were careful to leave their few weapons back at the motel, being the first-ever "unarmed" insurrection; the "seven murders," now that the impeachment is over, turn out to be two suicides, a few deaths days after the riot, and a stroke or an allergic reaction. The one case of overt hostility, speaking of irony, now seems to be black-on-white police violence. Pelosi and the Capitol police knew of the threat and did not prepare for it, Trump made one offer of troops, but now that the "insurrection" is over, the concertina wire and National Guard will be up all summer because legislators are "living in fear"? And Trump was politically dead but Pelosi repeatedly resurrects him! And the best you've got is, Republicans are looking foolish? Spıke 🎙️13:37 27-Feb-21

PS - Renamed. Spıke 🎙️13:40 27-Feb-21

Retitling is fine. It was an insurrection. No doubt when Biden gives his State of the Union address Washington will more heavily fortified than the Green Zone was in Baghdad. As regards Republicans. It seems most are happy to follow Trump over the cliff edge. Except Trumpo will be wearing a parachute. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:00, 27 February 2021 (UTC)

I don't care what you call it, if it's funny; but the only funny here is to say Republicans are looking foolish, and to repeat their self-evident lies (one of which was that the Vice President has the right and duty to miscount Electoral Votes so the better candidate wins). However, great shoop. Spıke 🎙️19:00 27-Feb-21

Emo (music[edit]

With apologies, I overrode your maintenance tag and deleted this short paragraph. The newbie created it (and his username) to rant about gays, with no indication that he wants to be funny. Someone would have to go in after him and correct his errors and, at the end of the day, we would still have nothing. Spıke 🎙️11:04 2-Mar-21

It didn't look promising and I had reverted the other edit by this user. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:29, 2 March 2021 (UTC)

Online schooling[edit]

Good pix! I rearranged/recaptioned a couple. I was worried you would upstage OP; he complained about not being able to upload his own and he had gone away until his account aged (96 hours?). He seems okay with our contributions, see User talk:Michaelsteele3; compares us favorably to the Fork. Shall I take the article to VFH? Spıke 🎙️23:11 5-Mar-21

I would wait till he can add the photos he wants to upload. This time between creating an account and being able to upload images needs to be looked at or can be manually changed to shorten the time. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:40, 5 March 2021 (UTC)

It is a configuration variable; I cannot change it. But I don't view it as a problem; shorter, and we get more Goatses on the main page. It is there for a reason; Michaelsteele3 and his ready-made article desiring to be imported here is a special case. Spıke 🎙️23:56 5-Mar-21


Email[edit]

Re your suggestion. I would say yes like a shot but I wouldn't want to be a let down to anyone. I'm not certain I'd be able to contribute every day, though I'm sure I could do something each week. And I also wouldn't know what's required. But, yes in principle. Sog1970 (talk) 21:27, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

Thanks Soggy. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:22, 8 March 2021 (UTC)
Don't worry. I knew nothing of the business of being an admin originally. I still really don't know now except it's handy if we get an attack of vandals or bots. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:28, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

UnNews:I didn't marry a Tudor to lose my head[edit]

What? A headline in the first person? How about UnNews:Markle begs royals to spare her head? Spıke 🎙️20:57 15-Mar-21

OK. That's fine.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:42, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Pepé Le Pew[edit]

I recall reading once in Viz someone referring to a dumpster full of loaded nappies as a "pen and ink." This seems like a perfect phrase to add to this emerging article on a cartoon skunk for two reasons, only I don't know if it is really an established phrase, nor how it's used. Could you explain, or drop it in yourself? Spıke 🎙️23:31 19-Mar-21

Yes, 'Pen and Ink' is a recognised example of rhyming Cockney English. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:13, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

Ah! Cockney. "Recognized" by the Cockney Academy, I presume. Spıke 🎙️10:29 20-Mar-21

Dick Van Dyke School of Cockney-that-sounds-more-like-Australian-English-than-anything-else. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:53, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

VFD[edit]

There are new nominations for your consideration. Spıke 🎙️02:34 22-Mar-21

PS--No opinion on the two old ones at the top of the page? Spıke 🎙️14:26 4-Apr-21

Page request[edit]

Hi Romartus. Can you hack up the pages The North, Stephen Breyer, and David Souter and put them in my userspace to work on?--HolUp (talk) 01:19, 26 March 2021 (UTC)

Moved them to your user space. For some reason, there were no edit histories to restore. Only an opening line for David Souter. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:54, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
Souter especially was deleted for a reason! HolUp, you'd do better on average starting over. Build an article around the narrative at Wikipedia rather than at Deleted Uncyclopedia! Spıke 🎙️15:04 28-Mar-21

The History of the USA[edit]

It should be noted that we already have an article on this subject: American history. Maybe the two articles could be merged?--HolUp (talk) 09:53, 27 March 2021 (UTC)

I won't have a problem but the article was sort of started by Sog1970 so may run that idea past him too. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:18, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
I just made a blank article as a fairly weak joke that the US has no history. I'm not going to do anything with it. So, delete it, merge it, or whatever seems best. Sog1970 (talk) 11:38, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
In 1066 and All That history ended in 1920 when the USA was a recognisable world power. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:55, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
No point writing any more when we're no longer 'Top Nation' Sog1970 (talk) 13:33, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
Hahah! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:37, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
LoudAbruption just created Deleted page, which is nothing but an Uncyclopedia notice of an article's deletion. He said it was funny, I told him it was a prank, he said it was a funny prank. Sog1970, most weak jokes along this line at least use File:Long Tumbleweed.jpg, but yes, this is an opinion told jauntily and not an Uncyclopedia article worthy of the name. That the USA has no history (Francis Fukuyama? just before history started back up again?) is a reasonable comedy strategy, but do some real work! I find it funny going to the West coast and seeing a marker placed by a state Historic Commission, "The state's first Taco Bell was on this location" or something. Spıke 🎙️15:13 28-Mar-21
I agree. Perhaps just an illustration of a McDonalds would suffice to fill the page. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:05, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
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Shoops4U[edit]

Churchill with Lincoln's face Churchill with Trump's face Shooper identifies as "cantstandlibs". Spıke 🎙️20:59 10-Apr-21

Pretty bad in my view. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:24, 11 April 2021 (UTC)