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2nd Prize[edit]

Seriously, smart guys do get it.

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SECOND PRIZE
Congratulations on being second in the Uncyclopedia Summer Extravaganza!
Come on guys, I hope you can do better next year.


GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 09:46, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:17, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:17, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticePSX 07:18, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 01:21, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

Compass[edit]

I haven't done an Unscript yet but I probably should. Hope you don't mind just a teeny weeny bit of critique on your PLS. Naturally I want to win everything and have everything I crap out become golden but I think this would help your article: Kill the constant fucks/shits and replace them with more academic sounding expletives. After all, your story is based on smarty pants types - maybe they might say excrement instead of shit and coitus instead of fuck for example. Just a suggestion - good luck!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  07:47, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

PLS[edit]

Because Aimsplode managed to get himself banned for 2 months, can I ask for you to help judge the colab category in his place. I'm offering this position to you and Shabidoo so its basically first one in gets the job. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:30, October 5, 2011 (UTC)

A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost![edit]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:57, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Hey bro![edit]

Do you plan on adding a pic to your UnNews? Then I would gladly put it on the mainpage template. BTW, me is now the UnNews puppy watchdog. :) Talk Mattsnow 13:09, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

I just put a request in Uncyclopedia:RadicalX's Corner. --Scofield & 1337 13:12, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

OK, just tell me when you have it to put it on the frontpage, or do it yourself if you know how! Maybe you should keep it in your userspace when this occurs since it shows on the list of recent UnNews, but that's OK, you'll know for next time. Funny stuff, this UnNews! Talk Mattsnow 14:16, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Generic UnSignpost header[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:19, 27 October 2011

Generic UnSignpost header[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:03, 3 November 2011

Generic UnSignpost header[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:50, 10 November 2011

UnSignpost - 17 November 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:27, 17 November 2011

UnSignpost - 24 November 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:12, 24 November 2011

UnSignpost - 1 December 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:14, 1 December 2011

UnSignpost - 8 December 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:24, 8 December 2011

UnSignpost - 15 December 2011[edit]

--ChiefjusticePSX 10:44, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 22 December 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:50, 22 December 2011

UnSignpost - 29 December 2011[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:52, 29 December 2011

UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012[edit]

UnSignpost - 12 January 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:03, 12 January 2012

Please change your signature[edit]

It suggests that you have friends. This type of libellous accusation is not something that should be permitted on this site. Pup 10:15 13 Jan '12

I am your friend Scofield, so HA to you Puppy! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:18, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
Imaginary friends don't count. Pup 11:52 13 Jan '12
Kindly direct all your complaints about my signature and such to my lawyers, McLeod & McLeod. I'd tell you how to contact them, but the fact is I just ripped those names off some sample letter in my English Grammar textbook. --Scofield & 1337 10:11, January 14, 2012 (UTC)

Twilight[edit]

Could you please stop that? Constructive edits are welcome, and I appreciate that you like the novels, but most of that was either there for a reason or you're just making things worse. Please, edit some articles that really need it, such as, perhaps, New Moon (novel) or Eclipse (novel) or even Midnight Sun (novel) - now that one should be truly epic. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 14:43, 19 January 2012

I didn't even change that much. Besides, it IS foeticide, you know. --Scofield & 1337 10:33, January 20, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 19 January 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:07, 19 January 2012

Important invitation designed especially for Scofield[edit]

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CONFIRMED AS A PARTICIPANT ;) ;) ;) --ShabiDOO 10:00, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 26 January 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:29, 26 January 2012

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:11, 3 February 2012

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:22, 10 February 2012

Your happy monkey topic[edit]

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Your topic my dear Scofield is: Georgia Guidestones.

  1. Write the article on your namespace
  2. I'll be judging the articles based on creativity, originality and cleverness.
  3. Good luck, you have until tomorrow night (23.59 UTC, 6:59PM ET) to finish.

(happy monkey just ate his own fingernails!)

--ShabiDOO 11:55, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:58, 18 February 2012

UnSignpost - 23 February 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:47, 23 February 2012

UnSignpost - 1 March 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:24, 1 March 2012

Pee on your Goddess[edit]

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:32, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 8 March 2012[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 8 March 2012

UnSignpost 5 April 2012[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:43, Apr 5

UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside![edit]

--Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:53, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost 19th April 2012[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:53, Apr 19

UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:50, Apr 26

I would like to bring your attention to this forum[edit]

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

UnSignpost May 25th, 2012[edit]

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:12 May 25 2012

Satin[edit]

Per your comment on the VFD nom I have moved the article here and have protected it from IP users. If you want to work on the article brilliant, if you have changed your mind or don't have time to do it let me know and I'll get rid of it for you. --ChiefjusticePSX 07:18, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticePSX 10:06, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticePSX 00:45, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

Vicodin[edit]

I provided section heads and illustrations, hid your opening line as the caption of the first photo, and changed one line of yours because it repeated the "Satanic Governments" joke. Please try to add more, if you can do so without repeating what's already there, and you will get the Save. Spıke Ѧ 15:41 28-Jun-12

PS--On your query on VFD, unfortunately I think your extension of Section 4 is more of the same (including yet another link to Blowjob), and Section 5 is boosterism that is not encyclopedic. It is now of article length, but it needs a couple new hooks. I recommend you ask Romartus, who has the most panoramic education on history and the humanities, what new directions spring to his mind. Spıke Ѧ 20:18 28-Jun-12

Your PLS article(s) have been judged and unprotected[edit]

Congratulations, participant! Mainspace 'em at your own leisure. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:42, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticePSX 08:19, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Your article has been reviewed...[edit]

Here. Sorry for the horrible wait, good sir. Bottom line: With a few minor tweaks, I'd VFH it. Saberwolf116 (talk) 19:25, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

We've got a boner for news! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticePSX 16:56, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier![edit]

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo.jpg 15:22, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticePSX 07:11, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

Pee Review?[edit]

Plunging-toilet.gif We need your PEE!

Good day loyal PEEING member.The management was wondering if you had
noticed the state of the toilet recently. We appear to have developed something of
a blockage
, and wondered if you might have a plunger handy.

Possibly you are one of the rare PEEING members who does actually do regular reviews,
in which case please flush this message immediately, otherwise...

It's time you reviewed something you lazy bum!

--ChiefjusticePSX 18:15, August 20, 2012 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost![edit]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:28, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

Just wanted to say 'thanks' for your review of my article. Thank you that you've done it so quickly ;) Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 15:16, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome, my child. I just thought it appropriate that the user who reviewed the original should also review the sequel. But I did almost pass it up. Almost. --Lord Scofield Stark 18:48, August 29, 2012 (UTC)

Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticePSX 10:55, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

QVFD[edit]

For future reference, when you add stuff that is like an almost complete article that you wrote, a comment saying "author request" is generally helpful to the admins and stuff. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:43, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

UnNews:Lance Armstrong not stripped of the 1982 "around the block tricycle race" victory[edit]

Hahaha! Loved it! I put the title/idea there, I'm glad you picked it up! I didn't have time to write. I hope you didn't dope too much with caffeine while writing :P Talk Mattsnow 02:52, October 31, 2012 (UTC)

Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you![edit]

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The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today![edit]

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Nov 29 '12 5:31 (UTC)

Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 13:02 (UTC)

Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost![edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Dec 12 '12 14:13 (UTC)

Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:34 (UTC)

Nice work on Westboro Baptist[edit]

You made it readable, a Festivus-eve-eve-eve miracle. Aleister 12:33 20decemb12

Just went back to the featured version. --Lord Scofield Stark 17:03, December 20, 2012 (UTC)
A wise move. A Festivus miracle! Nobody else thought of doing that. You must have been blessed by the season, and visited by the three ghosts, no doubt. You were interested enough in the Phelps to see what had to be done for the page. You might be interested in the Phelps page which is now on VFD, about his daughter Shirley. I've been working on it to save it, and am at a place where I both like it and see its potential enough to keep working on it. Phelps related. A miracle, a Festivus miracle! Aleister 17:25 December21stEve

Sorry Sco'[edit]

That thing I said just before you quit IRC was part of an inside joke. There's this video you need to see... [4] Sorry if we offended you. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Jan 2 '13 12:42 (UTC)

Offended me? I didn't really understand what you guys were even talking about. I left because my brother had walked in, not because of anything you guys said.--Lord Scofield Stark 15:32, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
Ok, cool. It's hard to tell sometimes when I've pissed somebody off, so I figured I'd cover my butt. Also you should watch that video.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Jan 2 '13 17:41 (UTC)

Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:26 (UTC)
Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb.png Scotland Flag 1.png UnS CUN VFH (talk) 15:34, April 9, 2013 (UTC)

Express Delivery...is not available today (just normal delivery)[edit]

Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb.png Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif UnS CUN VFH and Bar (talk) 16:07 4, March 2021

This UnSignpost may be unsuitable for some viewers![edit]

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:29, May 9, 2013 (UTC)

The UnSignpost has arrived...Quick hide![edit]

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:20, May 18, 2013 (UTC)

Recent news from old newspapers[edit]

Anton (talk) 19:57, June 27, 2013 (UTC)

If you don't know where to find the news[edit]

Happy reading! Wait...is the only content of your talk page the UnSignposts? Anton (talk) 17:42, July 5, 2013 (UTC)

PLS edition of UnSignpost with extra poo[edit]

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:18, July 14, 2013 (UTC)

Sorry for the USP[edit]

I am sorry but the new format of the UnSignpost makes the content box and the edit buttons of the talk page disappear. Therefore, I am removing it for a while and will bring it back when these issues are fixed. But you can still read this issue at UnSignpost/20130810. Thank you for your patience! Anton (talk) 11:53, August 13, 2013 (UTC)

It is back![edit]

Anton (talk) 12:27, August 28, 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost - Delivered every [other] week![edit]

Anton (talk) 10:39, August 29, 2013 (UTC)

UnSygnposte Delieverie[edit]

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:13, September 15, 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost - Reporting from the Belgian Congo[edit]

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:53, September 30, 2013 (UTC)

When a single post can become a source for drama, a newspaper becomes a deadly weapon[edit]

Have fun reading it!

Anton (talk) 17:42, October 21, 2013 (UTC)

Constantly changing and not evolving newspaper - the UnSignpost[edit]

Anton (talk) 17:25, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

Who said 'late'?[edit]

Anton (talk) 19:22, December 17, 2013 (UTC)

The last UnSignpost of the year[edit]

Anton (talk) 21:10, December 29, 2013 (UTC)

The first UnSignpost of the year[edit]

That time I was nearly caught reading the UnSignpost, so now I am delivering it to you! Have a nice time reading it! Anton (talk) 19:53, February 18, 2014 (UTC)


Luke Perry[edit]

The article got a real overhaul when you see the expanded version I suggest recommending it for the featured after seeing Southern Baptists. After his passing we needed to play up weirder than fiction to give this a gentle touch if you agree. I fleshed this up to put it on par to White people and Paula Deen. Thoughts?--Factfinder510 (talk) 17:11, April 5, 2019 (UTC)