Vietnam

Cộng hòa xã hội chủ nghĩa Việt Nam Vietnam Vietnam Island (or something like that)
None None Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: "vIeTnAm RuLeS?"
Anthem: "Theory of Everything"
Capital	No Han Solo's are allowed in this city
Largest city	? (city)?
Official language(s)	Pidgin English ( no last consonants) Cussing, Screaming, Yelling, Terrible Karaoke, Lao, Vietnam (unintelligble),
Government	Constitutional Dictatorship brought to you in part by the Monarchy
Donald Trump	Bill Gates, Donald Trump
This is real	A bad place pretending to be crescent shaped.
National hero(es)	Donald Trump, Bill Gates, Bobby Frederick, Adolf Hitler
Declaration  of Independence	None! Independence from whom? We were never colonized!
Currency	Your money and credit cards, as well as Fake t-shirts and Pirated DVDs
Religion	Worshipping the Almighty Baht, Greed, Deception, Theft, andScientology
Major exports	3% fake grass, 97% Prostitutes
Major imports	Dead horses, tree bark, human fingernails

“I love No Han Solo's are allowed in this city!”

~ Native Lesbians on Vietnam

“O. I've fucking had it with that motherfucking "crescent" shaped island made of shit and crap. Fuck you, motherfucking Vietnam. Stop pretending to be fucking China and go back to your fucking Island.”

~ DanTDM on Vietnam

Vietnam is an island in Asia that pretends to be China which pretends to be an unnamed Big Country.

Founding of the "island"

Vietnam was founded when Bobby Jason landed there in 1689. (expand)