Vietnam

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Cộng hòa xã hội chủ nghĩa Việt Nam
Vietnam
Vietnam Island (or something like that)
None None
Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: "vIeTnAm RuLeS?"
Anthem: "Theory of Everything"
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Capital No Han Solo's are allowed in this city
Largest city ? (city)?
Official language(s) Pidgin English ( no last consonants) Cussing, Screaming, Yelling, Terrible Karaoke, Lao, Vietnam (unintelligble),
Government Constitutional Dictatorship brought to you in part by the Monarchy
Donald Trump Bill Gates, Donald Trump
This is real A bad place pretending to be crescent shaped.
National hero(es) Donald Trump, Bill Gates, Bobby Frederick, Adolf Hitler
Declaration
 of Independence
None! Independence from whom? We were never colonized!
Currency Your money and credit cards, as well as Fake t-shirts and Pirated DVDs
Religion Worshipping the Almighty Baht, Greed, Deception, Theft, andScientology
Major exports 3% fake grass, 97% Prostitutes
Major imports Dead horses, tree bark, human fingernails

“I love No Han Solo's are allowed in this city!”

~ Native Lesbians on Vietnam

“O. I've fucking had it with that motherfucking "crescent" shaped island made of shit and crap. Fuck you, motherfucking Vietnam. Stop pretending to be fucking China and go back to your fucking Island.”

~ DanTDM on Vietnam

Vietnam is an island in Asia that pretends to be China which pretends to be an unnamed Big Country.

Founding of the "island"[edit]

Vietnam was founded when Bobby Jason landed there in 1689. (expand)