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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That dolphins are smarter than you? Mice too. ...That your house is just about to be torn down in order to make way for a new bypass? ...That dolphins are smarter than you? Mice too. ...That your house is just about to be torn down in order to make way for a new bypass? ...That dolphins are smarter than you? Mice too. ...That your house is just about to be torn down in order to make way for a new bypass?	Constructor Fleet Headlines Sunak soaked for General Election announcement (pictured) Ferrell sues owner of look-alike dog Alfa Romeos to get even uglier Ukraine minister charged with corruption French guard Buckingham Palace Congressman inadvertently uses hurtful slur, millions traumatized Royal shock as original photo discovered Biden v Trump rematch confirmed UK bans puberty for children Germany spills British military secrets Scientists meld nuclear fusion and AI Brits make book on King Charles cancer U.S. returns to the moon Miami aliens finger new Epstein clients Israel boasts of precision in bombings it didn't do On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... June 1: International Steroids Appreciation Day 72 BCE – Moses takes steroids; parts the Red Sea. 1869 – Thomas Edison receives a patent for his electric voting machine and makes millions selling the machines to Florida Republicans. 1960 – New Zealand's first official television broadcast commences at 7:30 PM from Auckland. Ratings are low due to Kiwis not understanding how pictures and sounds can come from a box. 1964 – Barry Bonds is born. 1988 - Steve Urkel becomes the third president of Zimbabwe only to be overthrown by every person in Africa. 1989 - With the fall of the Berlin Wall the people of Germany rejoice only to later be killed by the future president of the United States Arnold Presidentator, when he begins filming his final film, Plan 9 from Mr. President. 1992 - This marks the start of the "Nukes Means Goals" campaign, when the Southport FC manager stores nuclear weapons in his team's changing room and threatens to detonate them if they lose. 1992 – Bud Selig brand steroids hit the shelves. 1998 – Chuck Norris announces to press: "I never took steroids" 1999 – Steroids announces to press: "I took Chuck Norris." 2010 – One out of every three baseball players is suspected of abusing steroids. The other two-thirds claim to use steroids responsibly. 2012 - Cyclist Lance Armstrong freely admits to using steroids, EPO and gratuitous Wheaties consumption, proving that steroids affect the brain.
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