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this place is full of ausomeness. post your favourite quotes you have come across.

this was on the bottom 100 rejected harry potter novels

[[quote:Harry Potter and the False Accusations Grafitti starts to appear in the men's lavvy in Hogwarts proclaiming that Harry Potter is "A big gay poofwizard" and "hung like a Limpwuitted Virginmouse". He refutes these claims, often in ways that violate numerous sexual assault laws, but the culprit turns out to be Ron Weasley, violently jealous of Harry's popularity.]]--FlameThrougher 13:14, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

(signed post. are you happy. . . mildly satisfied now?

Also; no. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:21, 12 Sep

You lost me at 'False'... Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 16:52, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Lost me at 'ausomeness' -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:56, 12 Sep
Lost me at 'forum'. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:59, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
You lost me at 'Lost'. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:17, 12 Sep
And surprisingly, I'm not lost. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:20, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Then how'd you end up here? Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:04, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Through the grace of God. ♫I once was lost! But now, I'm found! Whatever the fuck the next lyrics arrrree!♫ MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:10, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Was blind but now I see, you fucking cunt. -- lazy Ape (loll) (Riot Porn) 19:47, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry if I haven't seen that commercial in about two years. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:55, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Apology accepted. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:56, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Harry and Ginny.png -Bretthead.png
Dilberto.jpg --C:\syndrome\_ 22:29, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Holy god, that's actually the second best compilation strip I've ever seen. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:06, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
Then what was the best one? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:49, 13 September 2009
I guess the one that had more "PANTS" in it, am I correct? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:56, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
Maybe just more T-Rex and Weebl. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 19:15, September 13, 2009 (UTC)