Forum:I'm i pretty
can you tell me if i'm pretty?
yes what?
YECCH! This user is UGLY. It may not be as ugly as this template, but it still needs to be killed. If this IP is not fixed in 30 days it may become a candidate for banning.. |
--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:52, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- I agree with the hideous template. You're about as ugly as all holy hell. -- 01:56, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
I think your prettiness broke Uncyclopedia --
01:54, 24 May 2007 (UTC)Define i-pretty. -- herr doktor needsAgear [scream!] 01:54, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- Look, Doktor, we're in a template! How meta. -- 01:55, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
it's supposed to be am i pretty typo sorry!!
- Apology rejected. Insert coin to continue. -- 01:58, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
umm right
YECCH! This IP is UGLY. It may not be as ugly as this template, but... oh, who are we kidding?, it's uglier, alright. so ugly looking at this IP will make your face MELT, and your genitals asplode. |
--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:04, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Dear Inquisitive IP:
We regret to inform you that we are unable to provide a satisfactory response to your request. Specifically, determining your prettiness is beyond our ability to take seriously, and we can only continue to give you silly, ambiguous answers until we get bored. It is highly recommended that you close your eyes and count to thirteen while standing on your head. Doing this won't help anything, but it should be strange enough to make you even more confused. We hope this information will prove useful. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 02:51, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- We're all pretty on the inside. Except people who vandalise pages, whose insides look like Mother Teresa's outsides. --Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:41, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- We are not pretty on the inside. I was a magician and cut someone in half once; the human body is 65% poop, apparently. Also, the police want to talk to me...something about a grisly crime. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:58, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Breaking News
With some Russian demi-legal software, I finally can provide you with an image of the person behind the IP. Now judge for yourselves. -- herr doktor needsAgear [scream!] 17:40, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- When did you get a webcam? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:42, 24 May 2007 (UTC)