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Notice how whenever an admin is typing a long message on the forum, there is always mass vandalizing going on but they don't seem to notice it? What's up with that?!
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—Jerry Seinfeld
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Relationship
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Ever noticed how when you're just trying to get close to the members of your church choir, the police always show up and ruin any kinda relations that would totally be going on at that moment? What's up with that?!
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—Father O'Malley
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Tomorrow
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Soon there'll be no point, and I'll just user shower gel.
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—Brian May
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Daddy
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I, like, did a follow up study of, like, last year's thingy doo-hickey and stuff or whatever, and like, I now know that, um, what's-his-face-with-the-unicorn-tattoo-on-his-ass, isn't my daddy, either. So like, I guess the ending or whatever is that my mom is a slut, amiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight? Do I pass?
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—Future skank Intuitive young woman
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