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FLAMING CHIPMUNKS ARE SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF ME Fou-Lu 01:59, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

STOP STUFFING HER CUNT WITH LOBSTERS Fou-Lu 02:16, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

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HOW DARE YOU EAT MY HORSE Fou-Lu 02:25, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

STOP SHARING MY OIL

GIANT TACOS ARE INVADING MARS Fou-Lu Vote for Cunt of the Munth! 20:14, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

No, actually, I just checked, and they aren't. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:20, Jun 9

THAT TOOTHPICK HAS LICE IN IT Fou-Lu Vote for Cunt of the Munth! 20:22, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

THERES A ROLEX(c) WATCH IN MY ANUS Fou-Lu Vote for Cunt of the Munth! 20:30, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

No, actually, I just checked, and there isn't. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:11, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

WHY DO I SEE GOAT PENISES WHENEVER I BLINK????? Fou-Lu Vote for Cunt of the Munth! 23:34, 9 June 2008 (UTC)