Love (album)

“Love... no not that!”

~ Oscar Wilde

Hate Love... no not that!
Album by The Beatles
Released	November 20, 2006
Recorded	Sometime in 1963 - December 23, 2008
Genre	Beatles rock
Length	0:00:17
Record label	Apple
Beatles Discography
Let It Be... Naked (2003)	Love (2006)	The Beatles in Mono (2009)

Love is an album released by the Beatles. It involved remixing old Beatles songs, and also made a few new ones such as "Becuz", "Get <insert name here>", and "Glass Keyboard".

Paul is Dead

It's commonly known and believed that Paul died in a car crash in Late 1966. What isn't commonly known is that both Paul AND John died in that car crash. After leaving the Apple Recording Studios, Paul picked up John for a ride to buy some things for an LSD trip. Eventually, they picked up this moderately good-looking girl that got so excited when she found out they were two of the Beatles. The car crashed and the fake Lennon disguised did so many LSD trips, he claimed that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus!

Track-Listing

All songs remixed by Lennon/McCartney and George Martin before he died.

1. "Becuz" - 2:44
2. "Get <insert name here>" - 2:05
3. "Glass Keyboard" - 1:20
4. "Eleanorwegian Rigbass" (with "Juliaaaaaan" transition) - 3:05
5. "I'm not the Walrus" - 4:28
6. "I Want to Hack your Band" - 1:22
7. "Car my Drive/No Word/What you're not doing" - 1:54
8. "Skcus Gnos Siht" - 0:55
9. "Nothing" (with "Red Satanic Path" transition) (George Harrison) - 3:29
10. "Being for the Trouble of Mr Kite/I Hate You (He's So Light)/Kremlin Temlin" - 3:22
11. "Hell!" - 2:18
12. "Whiteduck/Tommorow" - 2:31
13. "Strawberries Firstly Sold Ever" - 4:31
14. "Within Me Without Me/Yesterday Always Knew" (Harrison/Lennon-McCartney) - 3:07
15. "Luke on the Clouds hating Diamonds" - 4:10
16. "Octopus's Crapton" (Ringo Starr) - 3:18
17. "Lady Uganda" - 2:56
18. "There Goes the Moon" (with "The Outer Laser" transition) (Harrison) - 4:18
19. "Done Regretting/Deer Pros" (with "Cheer Adult Cheer" transition) - 4:45
20. "Civil War" - 5:37
21. "Back in the U.S.A" - like 3 minutes or something
22. "When their Drums hardly smash" (Harrison) - 3:46
23. "A Night in Heaven" - 5:08
24. "Jay Dude" - 3:58
25. "Sgt. Pet Sounds (Prise)" - 1:22
26. "You All Need Hate" - 3:39

Bonus iTunes Tracks

1. "The Smart Guy on the Mountain" - 3:30
2. "Boy" - 2:43

The Truth Spreads

It was around this time when recording started happening that the fake John Lennon and George Harrison told everyone the truth. Add all these clues together translates this message:

"Paul is bloody dead! Paul is bloody dead! Paul is bloody dead! Paul is bloody dead! Paul is bloody dead! Paul is bloody dead!" Paul is bloody dead! Paul is bloody dead! Paul is bloody dead! Paul is bloody dead! Paul is bloody dead! Paul is bloody dead!"

Trip to India

While recording this album, the Beatles endorsed Indian culture.

The trip to India was meant as a serious concern. The two other members (George and Ringo) wanted to put the old John and Paul soul into the new and fake John and Paul. There, they also wrote songs like "Juliaaaaaan", written by the fake John and based on John's annoying cousin that the new John found out about, and Whiteduck, written by the fake Paul and based on the civil rights movement.