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Miranda Cosgrove's Uterus in a unique and diverse ecosystem existing inside of the half-Asian American actress Miranda Cosgrove. In addition to the common uterine fauna of fetuses and various species of fungi and bacteria, Miranda Cosgrove's uterus is also home to newts, eels, and a few newt-eel hybrids.

Located in Miranda Cosgrove's abdominal cavity, Miranda Cosgrove's uterus is one the the most-well wombs today, being rivaled in notoriety only by Kim Kardashian's uterus and Kate Middleton's uterus. Unlike most other notable wombs, Miranda Cosgrove's uterus is chiefly famous for its unique and exotic fauna, and was declared a national wildlife sanctuary in 2012. (more...}

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A pro-choice fetus

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Did you know that:

...Jamie Lynn Spears is an American actress and the younger sister of pop star Britney Spears. She is perhaps best known for playing the teenager Zoey Brooks on the Nickelodeon television show, Zoey 101, and for getting knocked up?
...Stillbirth proves that God has a sense of humour?
...Gay Luigi is a pawn of Satan, gay, has many sexy forms, and as of today, can spray magical pee in people's faces?

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