Rio Pardo de Minas
Rio Pardo de Minas is a city mineira, better known as piriguetródomo. The end of the world with the highest number of piriguettes per square centimeter. This has been happening since 2004... new directions!
Population[edit]
Its population is made up of moneylenders, Turks, bankrupts, mothers single looking for husbands and pretending to be nice girls, cocky wreaths, faggots, piranhas, bankrupt musicians, and corrupt politicians.
The main events in the city are: make him a son to do a coup (Carnival), the shows for free (download the favela of the whole there, even though they don't even know the names of the bands, like Initial Capital there it's called Cannibal and Penitential, they even now say it's a sertaneja duo) alcoholics. Parties promoted to increase the population for the IBGE census.
Nobody knows how to get there, just keep going. When they see the Rio Pardo de Minas sign they say: "Hallelujah, that fucking never arrived uai."
It's a city with a high rate of horned men! While the boizãos are bothering to work, their kind women are going to give to the idlers. Be very careful not to enter this statistic, see your horn?
What about the economy?[edit]
There was never a developed economy, a good way to be economically successful, for good girls, here is giving it to an outside sucker who thinks he's paying a lot of money with family girl but already has more mileage than porn artist, who knows, maybe the fool will take you to live in another city. Or you work in the factories in exchange for basic basket and goodies or you are subject to shopkeepers who work from Sunday to Sunday and are pissed at having to pay overtime or working holidays, but it's changing, there are entrepreneurs arriving again, there are some 3 years, and now he's growing up and wanting to be mayor (this catches on, right?) This entrepreneur at least pays salaries (minimum) to his employees instead of basic food basket and gifts and doesn't work on Sundays.
Culture[edit]
Hotel has a couple in Central, New Central Hotel if they're hotels!? But let's see if it goes down.
For some time now, Rio Pardo de Minas has been doing a market and it never ends, it never seems until the bricklayers died. And the fucking authorities don't hire others.
In the 2008 elections, the most voted councilor was JK, but it is not Juscelino Kubitschek, but João do Kikão who has the motto: "50 marijuana plants in 5 meters of land!"
The mayor travels a lot to Belo Horizonte in search of "resources" -- seveiro Belo Horizonte, on the banks of the Rio Verde...... or better Belo Horizonte club...
The ideal program in Rio Pardo de Minas is to look for the mayor and find out where the next carnival party will be, whether in Togó or Beira Rio. Take your preventive before you go and then when you return (the Ministry of Health recommends).
Currently, the population (which is decreasing) is also made up of people who think they are, we have people who think they are a doctor, who think they are a photographer, who think they are in charge of the Church, who think they are a teacher, who think they are city hall secretary and finally that you think it's political.
Currently[edit]
Now the fashion in 2009 is the Cassation of Mayor Bambi (let the man(bambi) work!), the figure has already been revoked by the City Council, appealed, lost an injunction and filed another one, has already been revoked twice , we'll see how far this soap opera goes. And even more, for the people, in the City Council, whoever belongs to the mayor is a partner (to have sex with the mayor) and whoever is against it is a son of a bitch! (as they always were).
The worst thing is that the hangers-on on duty, the positions of trust that don't like the service, are in front of the city hall clapping their hands every time he comes back. of Mayor. We'll see how it looks in the coming months.
And for 2011, in the city's 139 years, the mayor (under the influence of alcohol) promised to bring the singer Ivete Sangalo to Rio Pardo de Minas (we'll have to put up with that announcer saying: "who wants the show to start from Ivete Sangalo gives a screamoooooooooooooo!!!").
And Rio Pardo de Minas had great news in recent days, a resident here in the city (which is Pelé, who everyone knows), won more than 3 million reais in the lottery, leaving a lot of farmer to shame (isn't it Valso? )!
And oddly enough, and one of the places where, if even the priest is not in the people's taste (not people! of some!), they kick him out. Just because he takes some people out of there who THOUGHT they were in charge (puts only two vase of flowers and thinks he's in charge) in the Church, he was more reviled than Christ on the cross! The people with small heads and no culture! And worst of all, the priest is (he was, right?) the only authority in the city who was good, the rest I prefer not to speak!
And Ivete Sangalo is coming!!!! Let's see if our dear city can support the entire region! I bet Avenida Beira Rio becomes a parking lot!
This city is very interesting! She'd rather dump money in Ivete Sangalo's pocket for 2 hours of the show, than dump money in a hospital for the people. This is my city! 139 years of pure slutty!