Template talk:Object

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The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

  • Suddenly, a goalpost falls in front of you!
  • In the distance, you can see a goalpost next to the Grue.
  • You decide to get the goalpost from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the goalpost.
  • There is a goalpost in front of you.
  • There is a goalpost behind you.
  • A goalpost falls out of nowhere and kills you.
  • The Grue eats the goalpost.
  • The Grueslayer throws the goalpost at you for 20 damage!
  • You eat the goalpost, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
  • For some stupid reason you start running around the goalpost.
  • "Look at the goalpost!" says the monkey.
  • You are eaten by a goalpost.
  • The goalpost-shaped object is indeed a goalpost.
  • If you can steal her goalpost, you can win the game.
  • Defending yourself with a goalpost only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
  • His goalpost is useless.
  • That goalpost kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my goalpost! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

 Uses of the Object template Score: 1 Moves: 1


> examine unknown place


You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object.


> eh?


A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!"


> will do, sir...


Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle)

The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something.


> examine something


You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still.

Oh fine, it's that goalpost from above.


*** You got screwed ***


Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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