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Today's featured article – Henry Kissinger
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Henry (born Heinz) Alfred Kissinger (May 27, 1923 – November 29, 2023) is the most notorious bore of 20th-century international politics and the chief proponent of Realpolitik. He developed an approach to diplomacy called Primat der Außenpolitik and an approach to language involving sprinkling pretentious foreign words everywhere. His unintelligible advice baffled both Richard Nixon and thus certainly Gerald Ford, the two U.S. Presidents under whom he served between 1969 and 1977. His call for détente in U.S.–Soviet relations sent leaders of both nations to the dictionary, hoping it meant something dirty. His diplomacy played a crucial role in 1971 talks with Chinese Premier Zhou Enlai that concluded with a rapprochement between Kissinger and a lot of hot Chinese chicks. In the crowning achievement of his career, he was awarded the 1973 Nobel Peace Prize for talking Nixon out of his last-ditch plan to win the Vietnam War by carpet-bombing Stockholm. (more...)
Previously featured article – Rastadon
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The Rastadon (Mamut rastadonis) is a mammalian species often confused with the more common Mastodon. The Rastadon was more intelligent, had a more complex social structure, and showed many other attributes usually associated with humanity, such as their own religion and communual smoking. The species now has only one living member and will go extinct when he rolls up his last reefer. (more...)
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Facts about me[edit]
- ... that Plato said "Necessity is the mother of invention" but forgot to mention the parts about monkey fur and lemons?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
History Channel[edit]
June 7: Bus Stop Day
- 6001 BCE - Blueprints for a square wheel are rejected in favor of the triangular wheel.
- 6000 BCE - The circular wheel is invented.
- 5000 BCE - The wheel is reinvented. The saying "no need to reinvent the wheel" is coined.
- 215 BCE - Archimedes is arrested for indecent exposure.
- 8 CE - Portuguese scientists invent the first water-powered toaster.
- 1221 - Heinrich the magical unicorn becomes the first president of the North Pole.
- 1345 - Man invents the bus stop several hundred years before inventing the bus.
- 1555 - The bus is invented in Horsham, West Sussex.
- 1776 - The Carebear Cousins are born in an strange incident involving vinegar, a busted condom, and Bill Gates' mother. Care-a-Lot will never be the same.
- 1777 - The first water powered bus is brought into service in New Atlantis.
- 1783 - The Montgolfier Brothers have a really good wash. It was indeed an impressive sight.
- 1905 - Norway files for divorce from Sweden after 91 years of marriage. Bus custody is split equitably with visitation rights granted.
- 1973 - Tony Jaa waits for a bus to the Coliseum so he can fight Bruce Lee.
- 2001 - Mary Poppins is brutally murdered outside Aldgate East tube station.
- 2010 - Mick Jagger finally gets satisfaction. His arrest at the back of a bus while doing so is later plea bargained down to a misdemeanor.
- 2017 - Self-driving buses start service and pass up people waiting at bus stops, just like in the days with drivers.
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