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Today's featured article List of abbreviations: N This edit created a new page (also see list of new pages) m This is a minor edit b This edit was performed by a bot (±123) The page size changed by this number of bytes 12 May 2024      21:01  (User creation log)‎ [2ndC3DAG‎; BreakABonePls‎]       21:01 User account BreakABonePls talk contribs was created ‎       05:15 User account 2ndC3DAG talk contribs was created ‎      17:40  Why? talk:Main Page‎‎ 4 changes history +480‎ [Spike‎ (2×); 2604:3D08:3682:4500:B8D0:E81A:D821:F1E0‎ (2×)]       17:40 (cur | prev) -25‎ Spike talk contribs →‎Orphaned subpages: Stub is not "Orphaned" if it has been deleted       17:39 (cur | prev) +193‎ Spike talk contribs →‎Protected edit request on 12 May 2024: Done       17:27 (cur | prev) 0‎ 2604:3D08:3682:4500:B8D0:E81A:D821:F1E0 talk →‎Protected edit request on 12 May 2024: Capitalised “U” in Uncyclopedia.com       17:26 (cur | prev) +312‎ 2604:3D08:3682:4500:B8D0:E81A:D821:F1E0 talk →‎Protected edit request on 12 May 2024: new section  m   17:37  Why?:Main Page‎ diffhist +1‎ Spike talk contribs Change URL per request on talk page      17:07  Red link‎ diffhist -2‎ 2604:3D08:3682:4500:B8D0:E81A:D821:F1E0 talk The -> A (A red link is a common type link)      06:04  (Upload log)‎ [2ndC3DAG‎ (3×)]       06:04 2ndC3DAG talk contribs uploaded File:Elsagate Example, not stolen trust (it's not like the elsagaters arent directly stealing elsa & spinderman).jpg ‎       05:37 2ndC3DAG talk contribs uploaded File:Skibidi Toilet.webp ‎       05:18 2ndC3DAG talk contribs uploaded File:Shurg.jpg ‎ N    05:19  User:2ndC3DAG‎ diffhist +83‎ 2ndC3DAG talk contribs Created page with "thumb|right|my profile picture What are you doing in my profile" 11 May 2024 N    09:31  User talk:JquuuiasOVFaccc‎ diffhist +67‎ Spike talk contribs {Welcome}      09:30  Block log Spike talk contribs blocked 153.181.92.42 talk with an expiration time of 2 weeks (anonymous users only, account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) ‎(Blanker) N    06:40  User:JquuuiasOVFaccc‎‎ 3 changes history +313‎ [JquuuiasOVFaccc‎ (3×)]       06:40 (cur | prev) -1‎ JquuuiasOVFaccc talk contribs →‎INTERODUCKTION       06:37 (cur | prev) +294‎ JquuuiasOVFaccc talk contribs →‎INTERODUCKTION N     06:33 (cur | prev) +20‎ JquuuiasOVFaccc talk contribs Created page with "== INTERODUCKTION =="      06:31  User creation log User account JquuuiasOVFaccc talk contribs was created ‎ 10 May 2024      21:35  17th century‎‎ 11 changes history +772‎ [Romartus‎ (11×)]       21:35 (cur | prev) +58‎ Romartus talk contribs →‎1651 to 1660 Tag: 2017 source edit       21:33 (cur | prev) +115‎ Romartus talk contribs →‎1601 to 1610 Tag: 2017 source edit       21:30 (cur | prev) +88‎ Romartus talk contribs →‎1601 to 1610 Tag: 2017 source edit       21:24 (cur | prev) +73‎ Romartus talk contribs →‎1611 to 1620 Tag: 2017 source edit       21:21 (cur | prev) +131‎ Romartus talk contribs →‎1611 to 1620 Tag: 2017 source edit       21:17 (cur | prev) 0‎ Romartus talk contribs →‎1611 to 1620 Tag: 2017 source edit       21:17 (cur | prev) +106‎ Romartus talk contribs →‎1611 to 1620 Tag: 2017 source edit       21:14 (cur | prev) +117‎ Romartus talk contribs →‎1601 to 1610 Tag: 2017 source edit       21:00 (cur | prev) +16‎ Romartus talk contribs →‎1601 to 1610 Tag: 2017 source edit       20:59 (cur | prev) +25‎ Romartus talk contribs →‎1621 to 1630 Tag: 2017 source edit       20:57 (cur | prev) +43‎ Romartus talk contribs →‎1601 to 1610 Tag: 2017 source edit      20:55  Evolution of the cow‎‎ 2 changes history +330‎ [Romartus‎; Llwy-ar-lawr‎]       20:55 (cur | prev) -3‎ Romartus talk contribs →‎Modern era Tag: 2017 source edit  m    18:02 (cur | prev) +333‎ Llwy-ar-lawr talk contribs Reverted edit(s) of 216.213.206.66 (talk) to last version by Llwy-ar-lawr Tag: Rollback      20:29  Template:Recent‎ diffhist +34‎ Spike talk contribs      18:43  (Huff log)‎ [Spike‎ (2×)]       18:43 Spike talk contribs deleted page User talk:WikiaBot ‎(Anonymous users don't get talk pages. 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