Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 6

June 6: Cat Polishing Day

• 6666 BCE - Happy Birthday, Satan!
• 6665 BCE - Happy Birthday, Santa!
• 6 CE - Computer geeks begin to worry about the transition to two-digit years, doomsayers proclaim the end times and the birth of Anti-Jesus.
• 1670 - The fourth dimension is discovered in Detroit.
• 1671 - The scientist who discovered the fourth dimension dies inside it.
• 1689 - The Bastille is stormed but the mob are told they're 100 years and a month too early.
• 1690 - The person who wrote the above entry rebuilds it.
• 1900 - Centennial celebration of dinner time.
• 1946 - George W. Bush hits the US (with a big fucking stick).
• 1966 - Overpolishing of cats results in the creation of the Sphynx breed.
• 1987 - The physical embodiment of the god of whores is born in a small general hospital in London to a family with too many cats.
• 1998 - Satan builds the Flux capacitor, but nobody seems to care.
• 1999 - The Millennium Dome sneaks off to the Bell and Dragon in Bath for a pint.
• 2001 - John The Baptist meets Jesus in the local Blue Peter Bring & Buy sale. He opts to buy the cross Jesus is carrying, but turns it down in favour of a My Little Pony annual.
• 2006 - The day of Satan, and my ex-wife's birthday! Coincidence?
• 2008 - Satan decides to put off Armageddon to celebrate his birthday with his cats.