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2020

Citizens Band (10 March) Clay (21 September) Coronavirus (2 May)

King George I (25 February) Mughal Road (8 June) Rush Limbaugh (1 September)

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (28 July) Why?:Don't do apple juice (13 August) Why?:Drink blood (11 February)

2019

Advertising (6 June) Cards Against Humanity (10 October) Drake of the 99 Dragons (17 March) Fan fiction (26 February) HowTo:Add sunlight through trees in Photoshop (7 July) J. R. R. Tolkien (5 April)

Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII (2 May) Niños Héroes (21 December) Pathological liar (7 February) Roller derby (16 August) Southern Poverty Law Center (17 April) The Police (8 January)

The Room (7 March) Trumpton (16 May) Where is Everybody? (27 February) Why?:Vote on VFH (23 January) Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy (26 May)

2018

A Very Special Article (16 September) Brave New World (20 March) Broken Keyboard (7 November) Canadians (12 April) Comparative evaluation of the indirect immunoperoxidase test for the serodiagnosis of rickettsial disease (30 July) Deep State (8 September) Edward Hopper (27 January) Evil laboratory (10 July) FM (31 August) Friedrich Nietzsche (6 May) Gramp's Insane Ramblings: Life Lessons (12 October)

Gul Dukat (14 June) James Hetfield (2 December) Mark Zuckerberg (6 June) Mel Gibbon (19 August) Millennials (9 August) Nero (16 February) Osmosis Jones (14 January) Preteen (26 June) Robot Sex (3 July) Star Wars: Clone Wars (7 February) Style (17 July)

The 9/11 Commission Report (28 September) The Beatles: Ringo Needs Some Money (3 March) The X-HEIRS (20 June) Throwing things into canals (20 November) Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid (31 March) Uzbekistan (24 April) Violet Jessop (19 May) Whose pussy is this? (20 December) Why?:Have an alienating music taste (25 October) Zeppelin (31 May)

2017

Abbey Road (5 March) Air Training Corps (9 May) Amarillo, Texas (7 February) An Open Letter from "Protect the Overtly Offensive Foundation" (25 August) Arthur C. Clarke (16 February) Billy Joel (20 June) British Invasion (9 November) Bureaucracy (14 August) Caffè Nero (2 May) Cars 2 (31 December) Cerberus (3 October) Cherry (28 March) Costa Coffee (20 July) Covfefe (12 July) Dog (16 April)

Empire State Building (22 December) Galaxy (4 June) Grand Moff Tarkin (14 August) Hayden Christensen (10 December) Horatio Nelson (24 April) How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (30 November) Howard the Duck (film) (17 May) John Brown (27 May) Joseph Stalin (3 November) Kinder egg (4 September) Liberal media (13 March) Marie Antoinette (3 January) Neu! (21 March) Ped Xing (20 October) Peter Sagan (13 October)

Rick Perry (4 April) Rules of baseball (1 February) Secret Governmental Report Number 244212 (27 October) Shanty town (24 February) Space Harrier (26 June) Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (18 November) Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (26 September) State of the Union address (14 September) The Devil Went Down to Georgia (30 July) Thunderbirds (12 June) Tony the Tiger (22 January) Trump Tower (12 January) Voyager I (4 July)

2016

Accident (28 August) Ares (14 August) Autism (4 June) Boaty McBoatface (14 May) Brexit (9 July) Bullshit (10 September) Captain's log (25 December) Carly Fiorina (4 February) Chuck Taylor (24 November) Coin (12 December) Community (29 April) Courtney Love (31 July) Ferocious Flesh-Eating Feet (16 October) Fortune cookie (17 July) Georges Danton (2 December) H. P. Lovecraft (22 April) Harrogate (3 March)

Helmsley (15 April) HowTo:Dine at a fancy restaurant (29 January) HowTo:Drive your car out of a lake (12 February) HowTo:Get super powers (9 October) HowTo:Live with UC (1 November) Julius Caesar (31 March) Kilogram (17 March) Kodak (7 April) Lana Del Rey (24 July) Laughter (18 September) Leftism (2 October) Lemonade (6 May) Malcolm Turnbull (10 March) Manchester, New Hampshire (21 August) Medieval Marginalia (25 September) Metadata (17 November) Miranda warning (24 March)

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (reboot) (21 May) Roger Waters (10 November) Secret (24 February) Shredded wheat (18 February) Super-delegate (25 June) Tax (9 January) The Communist Manifesto (21 January) Tom Waits (18 June) Trujillo, Peru (28 May) UnScripts:Mad Max: Fury Road (15 January) Vatican City (3 September) Whales (7 August) Whore: A Retrospective (3 July) Why?:I'm in court, Mum (11 June) Worcester, England (24 October)

2015

African American (4 March) Arthur (show) (12 September) Audiophile (11 June) Bass guitar (5 December) Bee (9 October) Ben Carson (12 December) Bill Cosby (6 July) Box-spring (28 August) British ski jumpers (22 November) California (28 November) Chamber pot (23 June) College kid (19 December) Colloquialism (2 August) Color guard (25 December) Constitution of the United States (actual text) (27 January) Cruel and unusual punishment (23 April) Einstein's Theory of Relativity (26 May) First-past-the-post voting (7 August) Glory hole (11 April) Gretna Green (20 July) Hillary Clinton (26 July) Hillsdale College (3 October)

Holy Roman Empire (7 November) Horace (16 April) Horace Greeley (15 May) HowTo:Fix a computer (5 September) Hurricane (13 July) Hydrocarbon (8 March) I'm not a racist, but... (28 April) Jeb Bush (18 March) Labour Party (UK) (29 October) Lava lamp (16 January) Magazine (9 May) NBC (28 March) New Hampshire (2 February) Nirvana (13 January) Noble gases (14 August) North Korea at the 2012 Summer Olympics (9 January) Plectrum (18 February) Power (22 January) Project Gemini (3 May) Raphael (23 March) Rembrandt (12 February) Renewable energy (28 February)

Richard M. Nixon (3 January) Screaming Lord Sutch (5 June) Sex change (23 October) Sex scene (18 January) Slut shaming (2 April) Stockbroker (31 December) Suit (1 November) Supply-side Jesus (23 February) Ted Cruz (20 May) Teleology (19 September) The Jackson 5 (13 November) The Joy of Painting (26 October) Turtle (7 April) UnBooks:The Von Stauberg Institute for Extreme Cardiac Stress Tests (7 February) UnDebate:Should women rap? (1 January) UnNews:Big Tech objects to U.S. spying proposal (1 June) UnNews:U.S. corners Palestine rubble futures market (30 June) Uncyclopedia (26 September) United Kingdom general election, 2015 (17 June) Video game (15 October) Warranty (21 August) Worst bumper stickers (13 March)

2014

A Bull's Life- A story of racism, prejudice and perseverance (20 May) A letter about Megan Fox (10 August) Accountant (15 April) Ad hominem (18 October) Antibiotics (13 December) Atheist Alliance of America (14 November) Auguste Escoffier (5 April) BBC Worldwide: Children's Television (4 February) Batman (Movies) (21 February) Battle of Bosworth (24 October) Benzene (26 June) BioShock (18 September) Bisto (10 March) Bluestocking (27 September) Boko Haram (15 July) Cafeteria food (14 October) Caliphate (31 October) Cheka (12 February) Chess (4 November) Chile (24 February) Cloud gazing (8 November) Cologne (1 February) Commonwealth of Nations (7 October) Constitution of the United Kingdom (16 January) Cracker Jack (22 March) Dag Hammarskjöld (27 December) Death (24 April) Departments of France (2 January) Dogs (25 January) Drawing (26 May) EU (13 January) Ernest Hemingway (21 April) Etiquette (14 February) F4 (10 July) Florence Nightingale (12 March) Flying Purple People Eater (5 January) Flying toasters (8 December)

Food (23 December) Fracking (8 February) Fuck the Police (10 May) Gaza War (2 June) Geology (17 March) George R. R. Martin (14 September) Gravity (film) (19 August) Guidebook to the Voting Rights Movement related faces in the cloud (24 March) Hans Brinker (6 August) Harlow (8 January) Hippocrates (19 January) HowTo:Correctly Install your Telescreen (29 May) HowTo:Fry an egg (29 March) HowTo:Repair a broken smartphone (11 October) HowTo:Understand and deal with pretentious people (9 June) Irish Potato Famine (30 August) Jam session (10 September) Jizzlam (1 December) Kenya (22 June) Land of the Jews (film) (26 March) Making up Oscar Wilde quotes (12 April) Marilyn Manson (17 February) Max Planck (28 February) Mini (7 March) Muslim Sisterhood (27 November) My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection (17 December) Napoleonic Wars (6 July) Netflix (2 September) North African Campaign (13 May) Nouvelle cuisine (21 October) Out Run (17 May) Paraguay (6 February) Paramedic (5 June) Police (31 March) Political cartoon (2 May) Python (programming language) (28 April) RAF Packington (18 April)

RationalWiki (19 March) Real Ale (19 July) Samsung (24 November) Scam letter (30 July) Solar flares (21 November) Southport (29 January) Space Shuttle Challenger (28 October) Stairs (17 November) Sushi (7 May) Television (3 March) Template:ResTest (26 November) Teutonic Knights (10 February) The Art of War (8 April) The Camera Obscura Collection of Hans Helmuth Saltzman (1602-1668) (23 August) The Doctor is IN (30 September) The Ghost Writer (film) (22 January) Tornado (11 November) Tour de France (19 February) Town meeting (23 September) Trellech (14 March) Trigonometry (5 December) UnBooks Biography:The guy who invented soap (14 August) UnBooks:Aesop's Tables (26 August) UnBooks:My Pal Stanley Kubrick (5 March) UnBooks:Psychedelic Rosie and Her Coat of Many Colors (5 September) UnDebate:Shouldn't we discuss this like adults? (1 July) UnNews:Russia objects to Santa’s claim on North Pole (27 January) UnScripts:Oedipus Rex Rides Again (24 July) UnTunes:I Kissed a Girl (And I Threw Up) (3 April) Why?:Eat a full English Breakfast (3 October) Why?:Shoot the albatross (26 February) Will Harridge (13 June) William Shakespeare (23 May) You Are Gay (4 May) Your mom (16 June)

2013

11-Wide (9 July) Academic Dress in the United Kingdom (25 July) Alain Robert (19 August) Ambiguity (1 November) American Football (24 June) American cuisine (16 April) Ancient Uncyclopedia (6 March) Anger-Management (5 August) Antoninus Pius (10 February) Apple (21 August) Bad Directions (25 February) Beaux-Arts architecture (21 May) Belgian Mountain Troops (2 May) Berlin Wall (2 July) Bible Collector's Edition (30 December) BladeRunnerway Bride (15 March) Boxes (2 June) Brittany (5 October) Cadillac, Michigan (31 January) Cap'n Crunch (23 July) Capitalism: in grammar (26 April) Carry On Film (29 May) Checkpoint Charlie (11 August) Claudette Colvin (3 January) Cleopatra (16 December) Cossacks (15 August) Cotswold Olimpick Games (15 June) David Brubeck (24 January) Declaration of Gin-Dependence (2 December) Desperate Dates (12 February) Dianalysis (19 October) Doncaster (13 December) Emu War (21 June) Enigma machines (9 September) Fred Basset (8 February) God's deleted contributions (16 November) Grand Rapids, Michigan (6 January) Great Library of Alexandria (18 February) Hack writer (14 January) Hammurabi (29 November) Hannibal Lecter (8 January) Hey Jude (21 November) History of Great Britain (2 February) History of the world (28 September) HowTo:Be a hipster (14 November) HowTo:Beet off (4 January) HowTo:Break and Enter (16 September) HowTo:Choose your car insurance (17 August)

HowTo:Insulate your loft (10 January) HowTo:Leave Uncyclopedia as Dramatically as Possible (23 April) HowTo:Seize Power (8 October) HowTo:Teach a six-legged lame man how to jump rope (13 July) HowTo:Walk on Saturn without falling over (22 July) Hydrogen is being impersonated!! (7 November) I'm an Ascended Master.....Get Me OUT of Here! (1 March) IEye (21 March) In what way is Snickers satisfying? (27 January) Introduction joke (9 December) Investigative journalism (17 March) Italian Tanks (30 September) Jane Marple (22 August) John Kerry (28 October) John Major (26 November) Krypton (2 September) Libertarian Party (28 June) Lurking (29 April) Melba Toast (12 November) Melbourne (13 October) Ministries of the UK Government (21 October) Modus ponens (6 April) Mold (19 November) Monopoly (game) (2 January) Mutaween (16 January) Myki (25 August) Naruto (16 October) National Transportation Safety Board (11 May) Nelson Mandela (6 July) Neptune (5 December) Nillion (23 February) Normandy (1 August) Numbers (20 December) Nutella (29 January) Onan (14 September) Oz (American TV series) (23 October) Ph.D. (27 May) Platinum (31 August) Pocket pussy (24 May) Pope Francis (28 March) President Hoover (18 July) Probability theory (14 May) Pssst (30 October) Psychic (22 January) Question Authority (17 May) Reading, England (8 March) Rubik's Cube (2 October) Scots Law (8 August)

Segue: a monologue (20 September) Silent radio (14 February) Sony (25 September) South American dreadnought race (24 December) Stephen Colbert (23 September) Stockholm syndrome (11 October) Sunday driver (6 February) Symphony in Z Minor (20 January) Thainglish (7 April) The Andy Griffith Show (6 May) The Baker's Dozen (10 March) The Future (5 September) The Grinch (12 September) The Last King of Scotland (27 July) The Misunderstood (11 June) Tim Tebow (3 November) Turban (15 July) Two turtles of Verona (2 April) US National Debt (7 September) Ukraine (17 July) UnBooks:My Summer Vacation in Saudi Arabia (26 October) UnBooks:The Brothers Karamazov (12 January) UnBooks:The Second Conquest of the Moon (18 June) UnNews:'Lights Out' For Norway (19 April) UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize (12 April) UnNews:Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope (12 March) UnNews:Man marries brown rice (25 January) UnNews:Medical Cause of Unpregnancy Fetishism Discovered (4 February) UnNews:Unwikileaks in the news (18 January) UnScripts:I had that Archduke in the back of my cab once (20 July) UnScripts:Prometheus (29 July) UnScripts:The Sex Changer (9 April) UnScripts:The United States Government Just Doesn't Give a Fuck (5 January) UnScripts:Tony Hancock: The Sperm Donor (3 March) UnScripts:Winnegan's Fake (25 March) Uncle Tom (21 February) Uncyclopedia Needs More Snakes (5 November) Uncyclopedian (3 August) Vendredism (13 June) Why?:I'm not sorry I ate your Unicorn (29 August) Why?:Is a Raven Like a Writing Desk? An Historical Perspective (3 September) Wild Jews (16 February) William Lane Craig (7 June) Worcestershire sauce (27 February) Worst songs to play at a funeral (9 November) You don't want to know (13 August) Zsa Zsa Gabor (4 June)

2012

0.999... (4 July) A Victorian Gentleman's Guide to the Trivialities of Courtship (23 May) AAAAAAAAA! (21 October) Above Top Secret (17 April) Alternative legal systems (6 October) Amero (17 March) An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters (28 September) Anna Kournikova (17 February) Anti-humour (28 February) Antifreeze (22 March) Apathy (30 May) Aran Islands (24 February) Archaeology (18 March) Aristocrats (class) (21 March) Arizona (7 June) Asexuality (20 May) Ask Jeeves (13 July) Astrology (14 September) Auld Lang Syne (31 December) Avenge my death (25 August) Baby boomers (20 June) Bad things have happened recently (22 January) Battle of Trafalgar (18 October) Battle of the Alamo (1 December) Being and Nothingness (20 November) Bhagavad-gita (2 May) Bing Crosby (3 April) Bipolar Girl (3 May) Bitcoin (14 December) Boardwalk Empire (16 December) Brian Sewell (23 September) Byronic hero (20 March) Cabbage (14 April) Cartilage (4 August) Chanupocalypse (10 December) Charles Mingus (11 January) Cheech & Chong (26 January) Chick-fil-A (13 August) Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission (7 September) Claude Monet (10 January) Clint Eastwood's Mule (21 December) Common sense (4 January) Compulsive cabin building (6 December) Confidence (5 May) Corn (3 November) Counting to potato (9 April) Cow tipping (15 April) Crumpet (8 June) Cum Dumpster (19 January) Dead Dicks (7 March) Deepwater Horizon oil spill (12 December) Disney (4 September) Donald Trump (27 November) Doody (19 August) Dragon Warrior (8 April) DuMont Television Network (26 April) Earth's Children (29 April) Esperanto (23 January) Extra mega brownie points (28 May) Fall of Constantinople (5 January) Fancy (1 September) Fifty shades of grey (12 August) Finger Cancer (18 June) Fire hydrant (4 October) Fisher Price: A Retrospective (19 August) Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle (9 January) Frankly Disappointing Telescope (28 April) Freezer (6 August) Frog Semen (12 February) Function (mathematics) (12 September) Funny (3 March) GIANT NOVELTY FOAM HANDS!!! (13 March) Gangnam Style (11 December) Girl with a Pearl Earring (29 February) God (18 April) God's userpage (19 February) Grandmother paradox (18 December) Great Australian tourist destinations (29 January) Green ink (19 December) Guyana (14 November) Hairy ball theorem (7 November) Heat death of the universe (6 November) Helen of Troy (21 August) Heraclitus (10 April) Hipster (14 October) Hiroshima (9 September) Hmor (22 October) Holding Open Doors (10 May) Homophones (grammar) (14 March) Hot indiscriminate sex (18 July) HowTo:Be Happy (22 February) HowTo:Be an American in Europe (29 November) HowTo:Become an Assassin (5 November) HowTo:Become the king of pop (5 September)

HowTo:Build a Paper Empire (8 July) HowTo:Get things for free (5 March) HowTo:Kill Yourself With A Brick (21 November) HowTo:Make a sitcom (13 September) HowTo:Make your own Large Hadron Collider (6 September) HowTo:Meet women (10 July) HowTo:Persuade your husband (12 March) HowTo:Stalk your ex (1 November) Human anatomy (12 July) IBauer (15 August) India (23 April) Inter-Lights Inc (18 February) Is the bear a Catholic? (1 August) James Bevel (1 March) Japanese TV series centered around battles where powerful creatures are summoned using some small object that usually has a real-life equivalent of these battles in the form of a game, except in real life, you don't actually get to summon any creatures (16 September) Jaws (parallel universe version) (17 September) Jeopardy! (14 August) Jew (5 July) JigSaw (25 November) Jim Morrison (30 December) John Travolta (17 December) Julian Assange (4 October) Kerala (25 December) Koch Brothers (23 December) Kwanzaa (24 May) Lance Armstrong (8 September) Lasagne (2 October) Lawn mowers (24 January) Luxembourg (city) (29 August) Magic Pantheism (21 June) Maine (22 June) Martin Luther King, Jr. (2 March) Mathematics (29 March) Medical school (16 June) Mensa (16 November) Michael Jackson (14 June) Minecraft (30 August) Minor League Baseball (4 May) Mohandas Gandhi (6 March) Monocle (8 April) Mountain Dew (12 October) Muffin the Mule (23 November) My Dog Has Fleas (18 July) My Lai Massacre (7 May) Nazi Eating (17 August) Newt Gingrich (30 April) Next Year's Australian Grand Prix (18 May) Nineteen Eighty-Four (26 March) Nuclear semiotics (31 March) Object Permanence (2 August) Objectivity (2 September) Peacock (11 September) Penis penis Penis penis penis penis Penis penis (17 July) Pierre Curie (20 February) Plant (25 January) Political correctness (26 May) Prime Directive (20 July) Professor X (8 August) Quebec City (31 August) RMS Olympic (27 April) Really Big Tree (30 January) Recent developments in Crypto-Zoology (30 March) Resident Evil (24 April) Reverse Holocaust (15 May) Richard Pryor (13 June) Rick Santorum (13 April) Rock and Roll (food) (20 September) Rocks (26 September) Romance of the Three Kingdoms (8 December) Ron Paul (21 April) Salvador Dalí (12 May) Sania Mirza (22 August) Saturn (Lying Bitch) (6 July) Sewing (12 January) Sex (3 January) Sheep (28 December) Skrillex (27 March) Slender (10 October) Slender Loris (11 July) Snips, snails and puppy dog tails (28 August) Soma (7 July) Somalia (26 February) Steve Irwin (31 January) Stevie Wonder (12 November) Streets of Laredo (5 April) Student loan (27 January) Sturgeon (21 September) Super Mario Brothers (14 May) Super! Giant Robot Team-Force (8 May) Suspicious (24 June) Sylvia Plath (24 March) Syria (24 September) T-80 (9 June) Tales of an Emo (13 February)

Talk Talk (27 August) Talk radio (9 November) Tapir (24 December) Template:Boner (14 July) Tetragrammaton (30 June) Thank God it's Friday (18 January) The Exorcist (10 March) The Great Elephant Revolt of 2011 (13 May) The Last Poker (20 December) The Orbital Resonance Ratio of Jupiter's Largest Moons (5 June) The Yardbirds (20 April) The substance left at the bottom of a squeezy bottle (31 May) The toaster in Pulp Fiction (15 March) There Isn't Any (3 August) Thunderstorm of 1976 (22 May) Titus (4 March) Totally Torah: Genesis (29 December) Twilight (novel) (17 January) Twitter (23 August) UnBooks:A Day in the Life of the Canadian Prime Minister (28 June) UnBooks:A Pragmatic Affair (16 January) UnBooks:Dirty Harry Potter (26 October) UnBooks:Interesting Excerpts from My Mother's Diary (15 January) UnBooks:Jacques Attali's guide to predicting your future (28 March) UnBooks:My Tedious Day (13 January) UnBooks:Parkhurst Pete's World of Wonders (8 March) UnBooks:Pat Robertson's Christian Pocket Dictionary: Volume Deux (15 July) UnBooks:The Diary of Neville Chamberlain (9 March) UnBooks:The Succession Speeches of Three Roman Emperors (5 August) UnBooks:The journey of the ugly kitten (29 May) UnBooks:Tropic of Cancer (17 May) UnDebate:The UnPresidential Debate (10 November) UnNews:"All Narcissists Look In A Mirror Day" celebrated (23 February) UnNews:100m Americans watch West Indies win cricket final (30 October) UnNews:Abu Hamza 'devastated' over Queen revelation (28 October) UnNews:Afghanistan death toll closing in on 9/11 target (16 October) UnNews:Alien Invasion Plans Revealed (22 April) UnNews:Apple unveils iWeapon (25 May) UnNews:Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain (16 May) UnNews:Bruce Springsteen recording of "Tick Tock" surfaces (4 April) UnNews:Canada's new phunny munny (27 May) UnNews:Cannibalism becoming increasingly popular (19 July) UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable (30 January) UnNews:Debate over death penalty raging in Canada (17 June) UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (9 May) UnNews:Ignorance not bliss, new study finds (8 October) UnNews:Junior designer makes her own prom dress (1 June) UnNews:Man with no head swims English Channel (16 July) UnNews:Montrealer fed up with strikers dismembers one (3 July) UnNews:New laws doubleplus good for consumers (26 December) UnNews:Newt Gingrich Doesn't Need You, Newt Gingrich Doesn't Need ANYBODY (16 April) UnNews:Numbers at all time low (1 January) UnNews:Obama proposes legalizing prostitution, pot (25 March) UnNews:Our Great Leader Kim Jong-un brings even more prosperity to us glorious North Koreans (6 May) UnNews:Police investigate "bizarre incidents" at Walmart (3 June) UnNews:Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse (4 June) UnNews:Prof sues law school for bias against conservatives (24 October) UnNews:Refugee Pandas safe in Scotland (8 January) UnNews:Romney/Ryan to re-institute Negro slavery (19 September) UnNews:Some guy does some stuff (2 July) UnNews:Surprise winner of Masters Golf Tournament cries "Ow!" (21 May) UnNews:Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug (16 March) UnNews:Tom Boonen wins Paris-Roubaix cycling race while smoking a cigar (11 May) UnNews:Tragic misunderstanding leads to hotel shooting (9 August) UnNews:Tupperware Rave Is Huge Success (14 February) UnNews:U.N. warns Syria to halt violence or face further warnings (3 September) UnNews:U.S. Supreme Court allows everyone to go naked (7 April) UnNews:UK Tour de France team tallys win despite setbacks (26 August) UnNews:UnNews editors vote: 'We wanted an iPad 3' (1 May) UnNews:Uncyclopedia UnSignpost to appear before Leveson Inquiry (14 January) UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming (25 June) UnNews:Wisconsin resident becomes last man in nation to approve of Congress (6 January) UnRecipe:Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis (18 November) UnReviews:Milk (14 April) UnReviews:Robinson in Ruins (16 August) UnScripts:Superman's first adventure (4 December) UnScripts:Titanic Wireless Transmissions Conspiracy (19 April) UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik 2: The Breifist (30 September) UnScripts:Waiting For Godot 2: Waiting With A Vengeance (4 November) UnScripts:Who built the moon (18 April) Universe (20 October) University of Antarctica (15 December) User talk:Aleister in Chains/oz (15 April) Vangelis (15 February) Vladimir Putin (7 January) Volleyball (10 August) War (25 April) Why?:Your cat died (13 December) William Faulkner (2 June) Wind generators (12 June) Winfield Scott (26 June) Womp Rat (6 April) Yellow Turban Rebellion (27 December) Yoda (7 August)

2011

1969 24 Hours of Le Mans (20 November) 2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation (20 September) A Day With My Son (1 April) A Fine Frenzy (29 January) A Man Getting Hit in the Crotch 800 Times (16 September) A Series of Unfortunate Events (2 June) A Study of Existentialism within Speed 2: Cruise Control (12 February) A pizza a day keeps the doctor away (21 July) Adam West (16 March) Alice in Sunderland (3 January) All Quiet on the Western Front (31 December) Andy Kaufman (26 July) Animal fucking (18 August) Apathy Man (27 October) Aqueduct (10 January) Arecibo Message (24 October) Aristotle (26 February) Armenian Genocide (10 June) Augustus (21 November) Australian Pink Floyd (30 September) BabyTV (20 February) Backmasking (8 July) Banana Jacket (12 December) Barbarian (9 January) Bass (2 April) Battle of Guadalcanal (17 July) Ben Croshaw (3 June) Blind Lemon Kraftwerk (4 May) Blockbuster (14 February) Blue-ringed octopus (10 May) Boards of Canada (23 October) Bohemian Grove (24 July) Born again (16 May) Boston Molasses Disaster (2 July) Boyfriend (2 August) Bureau of time management (28 August) Carmen Miranda Syndrome (26 August) Celebrity Advice (22 June) Chicago Seven (5 July) Chicks (13 August) Colorless green ideas sleep furiously (4 September) Corpsearian (16 October) Creation myth (6 August) Creeping featurism (1 November) Crying and Wanking (7 September) Daemonic kitties (19 September) Damaged goods (1 May) Dark Science (17 January) Dave Chappelle (11 July) December 21, 2012 (31 May) Descentiousness (23 February) Deviled eggs (12 November) Dikembe Mutombo (11 September) Dinosaur (6 April) Don King (26 November) Don Martin (14 May) Door handle (13 November) Doping in sports (15 June) Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying, Sit Down and Relax for a Bit, Try and Read or Something, Maybe Eat a Cheese Sandwich, and Basically Do Anything Other Than Obsessively Think About Being Obliterated in a Massive Nuclear Explosion (23 April) Elephant (13 February) Elfen Lied (27 February) Encyclopedia Dramatica (Encyclopedia) (25 May) Ethnicity (1 August) Extraterrestrial life (13 December) Eyewitness (14 September) Fanny Cradock (5 November) Feral child (22 August) Final Destination (18 September) Final Fantasy VII (18 July) Find an Asian wife! (16 January) Flying Gypsies (11 May) Fox News (23 November) Friday (song) (8 April) G-Rex (18 June) Game of Thrones (22 July) George Carlin (13 July) George Washington (30 November) Ghostwriter (11 October) God's answering service (13 January) Gross Moral Turpitude (20 March) Guru Maharaj Ji (27 May) Heaven's Gate (7 May) Herman Cain (5 December) Horseshoes (game) (25 September) How to:Pick your nose discreetly in public/At the Park (11 November) HowTo:Annoy Richard Dawkins (26 May) HowTo:Be A College DJ (28 October) HowTo:Be Deep (9 July) HowTo:Be a Troll (29 March) HowTo:Beat Shaq (3 May) HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise (31 March) HowTo:Clown Stalk (11 June) HowTo:Cook Children (27 March) HowTo:Disable a Tsar Bomba (14 November) HowTo:Eat sand (5 September) HowTo:Face your upcoming death (13 June) HowTo:Frighten small children (6 May) HowTo:Get Off the Road (8 August) HowTo:Get into Heaven (19 June) HowTo:Get your candy back off that baby (12 June) HowTo:Go into the light (19 January) HowTo:Hug another man (8 September) HowTo:Make Breakfast Dew (For Women) (15 August) HowTo:Make Breakfast Goo (For Men) (17 June) HowTo:Make me RICH (4 November) HowTo:Milk a Cow (6 November) HowTo:Recognize and Fight a Boss without Losing your Last Life (27 December)

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January) UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! (30 January) UnBooks:Memoirs of a Critic (12 May) UnBooks:The Old Man and LV (9 March) UnBooks:The Revelations of St John the Divine of Woking (15 April) UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia (4 April) UnNews:5-year-old tricks Wisconsin governor (4 March) UnNews:911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich (5 October) UnNews:Abraham Lincoln was an asshat, historian concludes (1 June) UnNews:Alaskan is 2011 Punching-a-Bear-in-the-Face Champ (23 September) UnNews:Amnesty International unfriends Uganda (5 January) UnNews:Banks give up defense of burgling customer's houses (8 June) UnNews:Bin Laden captured after checking-in on Foursquare (12 January) UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer (31 October) UnNews:Civil war hits Wisconsin (23 March) UnNews:Crackpot confirms irrational suspicions after viewing online news piece (2 May) UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance (6 December) UnNews:Deity seeks Gagging Order (2 November) UnNews:Encyclopædia Dramatica ends undramatically, world celebrates (28 April) UnNews:Faggot had personal problem with me (17 September) UnNews:Fantasy realms left defenseless in wake of Warcraft expansion pack (15 January) UnNews:Fred Phelps reads rest of Bible, disbands Westboro Baptist Church (6 July) UnNews:Grinch calls Whovillians 'invented people' (25 December) UnNews:Humans evolved from dinosaurs (18 May) UnNews:Journalists unable to wait for the 10th anniversary of 9/11 (10 September) UnNews:Justin Bieber eats a sandwich (27 November) UnNews:Local grandmother finally uses printer (12 March) UnNews:Madden 12 to feature new Lockout Mode (5 April) UnNews:Maria speaks to us (1 January) UnNews:Michigan supreme court votes in favor of rapper (12 April) UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions (6 June) UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows (20 May) UnNews:Polls indicate Americans are terrified (11 January) UnNews:Post-structuralist engineer blamed for bridge disaster (27 January) UnNews:Release of new Elder Scrolls game results in mass existential crisis (28 November) UnNews:Renewed violence in 506,220th day of Israeli-Palestinian conflict (20 October) UnNews:Son of Gaddafi caught attempting to enter Canada (29 December) UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away (22 December) UnNews:Study: Blueberries are actually just peas holding their breath (21 April) UnNews:Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies (20 August) UnNews:Tournament of Hell to be played again for first time in six years (24 November) UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime (2 December) UnNews:Unrest in Syria, nobody cares (13 May) UnNews:WikiLeaks reveals I was an accident (3 December) UnNews:World distracted, Israel reverts to scheming (1 March) UnNews:Zeus Endorses Schwarzenegger for Republican Presidential Candidacy (6 September) UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning (29 July) UnReviews:The Road (2009) (23 January) UnScripts:Good Dog/Bad Dog (8 December) UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England (16 February) UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot) (15 February) UnScripts:The Single Caucasian Roommate (24 June) UnScripts:The Socialer Network (22 May) UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik (12 September) UnTunes:Ain't Another Way (The Pedophile's Lament) (29 May) UnTunes:Still Alive (Bin Laden 2011 Cover) (9 June) UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire (22 September) Uncyclopedia made my life more different (23 July) Uncyclopedia:Don't Eat Waffles Here (25 November) Unobtanium (12 August) Updating The Classics (17 May) User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty (25 April) Vasco da Gama (8 November) Victory (30 April) Viking Metal (28 March) Visual puns (23 June) Wall Street Kid (20 July) War of Colonial Aggression (27 June) Watermelon (15 September) Wesley willis (17 March) Where The Wild Onions Grow (29 November) Why?:Categorise pages (22 April) Why?:Does Mads Mikkelsen not speak one line of dialogue in Valhalla Rising? (5 June) Why?:IPs can't edit the main page (16 August) Why?:Invade the Falklands (9 August) Workaround-oriented programming (28 February) Xenopubes (22 March) Yellow fever (1 February) Zach Braff (14 July)

2010

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2009

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(31 August) Wild Bill Hickok (11 July) World Wildlife Fund (27 March) World of Warcraft (19 July) Writing (23 June) Xanax (27 July) Yellow (1 August) You should talk about ponies - A letter to Bill Richardson (17 April) Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagne (25 December) Youth (11 January)

2008

☃ (24 December) A Guide to Snark Hunting - An Edwardian Gentlemen's Companion (16 October) A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid (3 January) A-level (3 November) Academia (4 January) Al Capone (20 April) Alien vs. Predator (11 January) All of the Above (10 March) America (2 March) America is the best!!! (15 June) American Dream (24 March) Andy Rooney (28 November) Ant (12 April) Are you colour-blind? (24 September) Art That Looks Like Nothing (18 August) Awkward Conversation (23 July) BBC Wireless 4 (27 November) Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905 (8 January) Battle of the Sexes (16 April) Battleship Potemkin (19 May) Begging the question (28 August) Break Up Letter (14 January) Bubble Wrap (4 June) Bucephalus (2 October) Campaign Leaflet (14 April) Canadians: A Retrospective (30 November) Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists (14 October) Charles Lindbergh (9 March) Cis-zeatin O-beta-D-glucosyltransferase (6 June) Color Me Badd (10 September) Conservapedia (14 March) Consolation Prize (17 June) Creepy (29 October) Creepy guy who lives across the street (20 October) Custom Degrees (9 May) Cyanide (27 April) David Bowie (9 July) Defender of the Clown (8 May) Democrazy (21 May) Dishwasher (8 June) Double Entendre (27 September) Drugs (28 March) Dude (19 February) EPIC FAIL! (13 February) Edward the Gibbon (25 March) Enid Blyton (5 November) Erogenous Zones and Difficulties in Overcoming Finding Them (24 June) Eurovision Song Contest (24 May) Everything is great (4 August) Examples of Bias in Conservapedia (3 March) Faggot (6 October) Ferdinand von Zeppelin (18 May) File 8AO4F: The God Case (4 March) Fish Puns (24 October) Fourth Wall (20 June) France (8 October) Fuck the world (7 June) G Rated Talking Animal Movie (5 April) Game:Oliver Twist (10 May) Gemini (6 September) Gerry Cheevers (7 October) Get Some Mortgage (4 October) Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) (19 August) Goldfish (26 September) Goldilocks and the Three Bears (13 July) Golf War (13 December) Grim Reaper (21 October) Guinness Brewmasters (23 June) Harry S. Truman (23 May) Hillyard & Brickman Corporation (30 March) Hippies (4 July) Homing pigeon (31 March) Hong Kong Feng Shui (28 January) Horatio Hornblower (11 March) Hot indiscriminate sex (18 July) How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show (30 August) HowTo:Be A Supervillain (18 September) HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days (26 April) HowTo:Boil an egg (22 September) HowTo:Drive a train (16 September) HowTo:Get Around In A Fighting Tournament (30 June) HowTo:Hear a Picture (5 January) HowTo:Hotwire a car (20 September) HowTo:Learn Guitar (22 July) HowTo:Love me (15 November) HowTo:Mail a Letter (1 January) HowTo:Play the Skin Flute (31 January) HowTo:Pronounce Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (2 June) HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (12 October) HowTo:Show your appreciation for the band Led Zeppelin (20 March) HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (3 August) HowTo:Win an Argument (26 October) HowTo:Write A Funny Band Article (14 June) HowTo:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia (4 September) HowTo:Write the Great American Novel (19 July) Humanity: A Retrospective (12 January) Hyperdrinking (21 March) I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation (9 January) I lost your pet ferret (21 February) If you loved THAT, you’ll love THIS (17 February) Igor (20 December) In Confidence We Walk: Upton Sinclair's Keynote Speech to the National Writer's Consortium, 1943 (1 March) Insomnia (6 July) Interpretive Death (29 September) Iron Maiden (18 December) Isaac Newton (26 August)

J'accuzzi (27 October) Japanese High Schools (13 June) Jerry Falwell (15 May) Jew Claw (2 August) Jimmy the Cowboy (27 December) Just pennies a day (23 February) Kitty porn (30 May) Lake Spooky (27 March) Laura Ingalls Wilder (3 September) Lewd Acts of the Apostles (14 August) List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway (26 March) Lysol (20 August) MSN Messenger's Guide to Manners, Proper Behavior and Slapstick (2 May) Main Page (1 April) March of the Penguin Brothers (24 February) Marie Curie (22 February) Marijuana (28 October) Megadeth (16 August) Melville the One Trick Pony (24 July) Michael Bay (13 November) Miles Davis (13 May) Misquoting Jesus (13 April) Mordor Jalapenos (5 May) Mousetrap (25 September) Much Ado About Nothing (26 January) NASA (23 October) Necrophiliphobia (15 July) Observational Comedy (7 November) Otter (15 April) Pacific War (24 January) Paradise Inc. (29 April) Paris Hilton (18 March) Pawnography (16 December) Perfect Disaster (10 June) Physics Act of 1707 (24 August) Physics doesn't exist, it's all about Gnomes (9 December) Playstation 4 (17 August) Please delete this page (19 March) Polish Inquisition (29 February) Pond Whales (5 August) Pontius Pilates (22 October) Pop Bomb (9 June) Pre-Market Economy (7 May) Prince and the Revolution (11 April) Pripyat River (15 August) Public service announcement (3 June) Pyromaniac (4 May) Rafael Nadal (22 June) Rashōmon (17 October) Regent University (14 September) Robert Mugabe (26 July) Robin Hood (9 August) Romance novel (5 December) Rough Pubs (14 February) Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament (25 April) Rule of Three (9 October) Sania Mirza (22 August) Sarah Plain and Tall (7 August) Scat (14 May) Schindler's Listcruft (12 July) Scrawlings of The Artist as a Young Drunk (22 March) Selective Inbreeding (15 March) Spontaneous Combustion (21 July) Star Wars (Japanese Opera) (28 May) Status Quo (21 April) Stoner High School (2 April) Taft Punk (30 July) Thanks for buying our product! Now, fuck you. (29 July) The Bunfight at the OK Corral (18 October) The Critique of Pure Reason (21 September) The Daily Show (30 April) The Dog Dies at the End (3 May) The Gathering Horror (21 August) The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN! (19 September) The Men in Blood-Stained Overcoats Who Stay Out of Sight, Waiting For Just the Right Moment (5 October) The Millennium (22 December) The Muffin Man (23 March) The Old Country (16 June) The Phallic School of Architecture (21 June) The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia (11 September) The Siege of Bordeaux (28 February) The white guy in All-4-One (1 June) Thermopylae (18 January) Thomas Aquinas (29 January) Thomas Hardy (2 January) Thou (2 July) Threads Of Our Existence: Excerpts From the Secret Writing Journal Of F. Scott Fitzgerald (23 April) Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter (16 March) Tony Visconti (28 April) Traditional Values (26 June) Truthful Vending GmbH (18 February) Turing Duck Test (11 June) Two Humps (16 July) UnBooks:A Day In The Life Of A Redirect (10 July) UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion (14 July) UnBooks:An Uncyc Ban Diary (13 October) UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook (20 July) UnBooks:Beep (10 August) UnBooks:Captain's Blog (27 August) UnBooks:Fischer Price (21 January) UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care (5 September) UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind (15 February) UnBooks:Great Abridged Literature (21 November) UnBooks:Ill Met By Moonlight (7 July) UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul (30 January)

UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old (25 February) UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex (5 June) UnBooks:Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games (6 March) UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged) (8 July) UnBooks:Polar Express (11 October) UnBooks:Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes (1 October) UnBooks:Surgical Phone (22 January) UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression. (11 May) UnBooks:The Frogs (6 August) UnBooks:The Last Little Pig (7 April) UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk (3 July) UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire (13 March) UnBooks:The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story (7 March) UnBooks:The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 20¾ (29 June) UnBooks:Travel Guide For All Countries (5 March) UnBooks:USA ROCKS! (1 May) UnBooks:Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon (6 January) UnBooks:Who Killed God? (8 September) UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not (6 May) UnMovie Review: The Dark Knight (7 September) UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies (28 July) UnNews:"Hungry Hungry Hippos" celebrates anniversary (8 April) UnNews:"WWJD?" leads to unfortunate end for local layabout (19 November) UnNews:Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy" (29 May) UnNews:Apocalypse-expecting cultists come out from cave (17 May) UnNews:Area 51 opened to public (29 August) UnNews:Astronauts starting to suspect no one is coming for them (23 November) UnNews:Cancer is racist (11 November) UnNews:Corrections (30 September) UnNews:Dewey Defeats Obama (9 November) UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange (25 August) UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible (1 September) UnNews:I have taken hostages (13 August) UnNews:Infomercial finally convinces area man to pick up phone, call now (25 October) UnNews:Irish voters get it all wrong (18 June) UnNews:Joe Schmidt "only good driver in the world!" (18 April) UnNews:John McCain calls for War on Bears (15 September) UnNews:Man forgets 9-11 (12 August) UnNews:Massive stadium brawl breaks out over contemporary solipsist philosophy (6 April) UnNews:Militant atheist decides her car keys never existed (7 December) UnNews:Movie character fails to heed helpful advice (3 October) UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17 (25 June) UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released (31 December) UnNews:OJ Simpson found guilty, sentenced to fifteen years in a resort hotel (29 December) UnNews:Obama selects cabinet, still undecided on bookshelf and coffee table (3 December) UnNews:PBS facing lawsuit after The Count's televised drunken profanity (19 June) UnNews:Presidential candidates devote all remaining funds to one voter (19 October) UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' (8 August) UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop (20 January) UnNews:Something Wicked This Way Comes (24 April) UnNews:Strange "white stuff" falls from sky, America baffled (13 January) UnNews:Study reveals 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD; America congratulates teen boys on sexual exploits (17 March) UnNews:Survey on apathy cancelled due to lack of interest (12 March) UnNews:The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie (23 September) UnNews:Tobacco picketing found to be addictive (7 January) UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album (16 May) UnNews:Would-be-hero fatally defeated by common slime (1 July) UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It (27 January) UnNews:Your family died (27 June) UnPoetia:Show Me Your Tits! (16 January) UnScripts:All Mixed Up (27 May) UnScripts:Average Cop (4 April) UnScripts:Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden (31 July) UnScripts:Grass in the Mist II (25 January) UnScripts:Heinous Dan (17 April) UnScripts:Noah's Ark (8 March) UnScripts:The JFK Shootout of 1963 (26 February) UnScripts:The Symposium (17 September) UnScripts:To'Romisha (10 April) UnTunes:Bobby Brown Goes Down (PMRC Edition) (28 September) UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist (17 January) UnTunes:Monkeys and Footballs (27 July) UnTunes:White trash girl (12 September) Uncyclopedia Health Service (16 February) Uncyclopedia:No Reading Articles (3 April) Unidentified man in green firing turret (25 May) United Nations Charter (19 January) Universe (musical) (2 September) Use a Coaster! (26 May) Veteran (31 May) Virginia Tech Massacre (10 October) Voter Information for the 2008 US Presidential Election (23 August) Walpurgis Night (11 August) What Would Jesus Do? (11 July) Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? (13 September) Why?:Blame Hitler (20 May) Why?:Burn a Furby? (22 April) Why?:Buy a Cereal-o-Matic (19 April) Why?:Do I Like Tango and Cash? (25 November) Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list? (9 April) Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? (20 February) Why?:Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet? (31 August) Why?:Eat your broccoli (17 July) Why?:Get a tattoo of a tarantula on your face (27 February) Why?:Have Humongous Breasts (23 January) Why?:Is There a Moose On This Plane? (17 November) Why?:Save the mooses? (10 January) Why?:Take Your Fish To Work (29 March) Why?:Trade Your Family's Only Cow For Magic Beans (22 May) Why?:Use a wooden condom (12 January) Why?:Won't that damn CD player play my vinyls? (12 June) William Gladstone (5 July) World War IV (12 May)

2007

1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora, New York (18 March) 4'33" (27 October) 667:Neighbor of The Beast (15 July) A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother (3 July) AAA (26 January) Adolf Hitler (31 March) African giraffe (28 March) Alaska (18 December) Alcoholics Anonymous (17 March) Alexander the Great (6 January) Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (29 December) American (species) (2 November) Anime (6 June) Artificial Pseudoscientology (26 April) Atomic Mass (6 August) Austria-Hungary (8 May) Baby Seal (23 March) Bathroom humor (16 July) Bipolar bear (5 July) Blackbeard Catering Company (31 January) Blandford (23 May) Blue Screen of Death (23 August) Books never written (3 November) Bow tie (29 July) British class system (3 May) Buster Keaton (20 October) But Seriously... (26 July) Byzantine Empire (22 April) Carry On Films (23 September) Celebrity Manufacture (28 October) Charles Dickens (13 April) Chuck Norris (9 September) Civil War (18 February) Classy (7 November) Colonel (25 April) Commercial (13 July) Constipation (29 November) Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire (2 January) Cowboy Bebop (4 August) Cup stacking (15 July) D (8 September) DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations (19 September) Dead Nigger Storage (7 August) Dictation (4 June) Diplomacy (25 August) Donner (20 December) Down with this sort of thing! (24 September) Drunk Olympics (28 November) Dyslexia (14 March) EXPLODE!!! (13 August) Easter Bunny (14 August) Ecky-Thump (17 May) Education (28 February) Erraticus (16 February) Escher (13 May) Everybody cares (1 May) Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor (16 May) Fat Albert (28 May) Film noir (19 June) Fire Hydrant 2: Rehydrated (10 September) Folgers Crystals (30 May) Francis Winkler (4 December) Future ☭f tomorrow, today! (2 March) Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle (15 August) Ganges (10 June) Geocaching (22 July) George W. Bush (5 February) Global Cooling (31 May) Godzilla vs. Urethra (10 October) Good cop/Bad cop (16 March) Google Middle Earth (17 February) Grand Theft Audio (15 May) Grandpa's Stories (9 December) Grue's Clues (24 March) Hannah Montana (16 October) Harry Houdini (10 December) Heat death of the universe (6 November) Heavy Classical (10 August) Hoboeroticism (1 July) Hodgepodge (18 September) Holocaust denial denial (31 October) Holy Cheese (5 September) Homeless nerds (23 April) Honesty (27 February) How much can YOU take!! (24 November) HowTo:Be At One With The Universe (12 April) HowTo:Be a Gangsta (19 July) HowTo:Be a Jehovah's Witness (16 June) HowTo:Be safe with guns (19 October) HowTo:Beat the Odds (12 July) HowTo:Bend a spoon (12 August) HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power (30 April) HowTo:Check for Lumps (20 August) HowTo:Commit the Perfect Murder (27 December) HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship (25 March) HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male (3 January) HowTo:Cook While Drunk (6 March) HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw (10 March) HowTo:Deceive people on eBay (15 September) HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One) (26 February) HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer (10 July) HowTo:Fuck Off (14 November) HowTo:Hold a Handbag Like a Man (29 January) HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus (4 September) HowTo:Live in an RPG (23 February) HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi (9 February) HowTo:Play Russian Roulette (5 August) HowTo:Prevent your car radio from being stolen (5 May) HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies (4 May) HowTo:Run away from home (1 February) HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute (3 June) HowTo:Start a Religion (20 February) HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd (30 September)

HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion (21 February) HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum (4 October) HowTo:Turn Your Computer On (18 June) HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement (30 March) Hypocrites (23 December) ITrip (28 June) Idea (9 May) Illegal aliens from outer space! (29 May) Innovations in Comedy (29 September) Intelligent Design (8 February) Ironing (1 January) Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! (29 June) Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron? (13 March) Jaws did WTC (1 December) Jewish Holidays (28 August) Jihad My Ride (12 February) John Caldwell Calhoun (6 May) Kitchen sink (17 June) League of Nations (15 February) Letter to the Isle (2 June) Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God (13 January) List of one letter words starting with A (11 February) Literary dedications (24 December) Little Orphan Annie (27 January) Little boy who lives down the street (10 November) Long walks on the beach (11 August) Lord of the Flies (18 May) Mad TV (13 June) Mae Zedong (11 March) Maginot Line (9 September) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (28 April) Manfred von Richthofen (31 December) Martina Hingis (6 April) Me (15 January) Mental illness (8 October) Merde, She Wrote (7 April) Moses (5 March) Moustache-o-meter (11 June) Movie Trailer Announcer Guy (4 March) Mr. Kearsy (15 June) My Chemical Romance (1 June) My Journeys with the GPS (8 January) Nazi (12 June) Newspeak (27 March) Normal (13 December) Nuremberg Rally (19 February) Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder (20 June) Ode to the Monotony of Life (29 August) Old McDonald (21 June) Old hippie chick who's always collecting money (11 July) One Out of Ten Doctors (26 March) Onomatopoeia (14 January) Oscar Wilde (25 July) Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light (1 August) Pillow fighting (14 September) Power Rangers (17 November) Preflight procedures (26 June) Protect and Survive (25 February) Pufflebump Snugglekins (31 July) Raoul Duke (8 August) Really Big Tree (30 January) Rebecca Sealfon (11 November) Red light (17 October) Right arrow (21 October) Rock, Paper, Airstrike (27 April) Russian reversal (phenomenon) (21 August) Saint Frankenstein's Day (7 June) Screenwriting (26 May) Self-toasting bread (14 December) Sergei Rachmaninoff (26 September) Shopping list (11 October) Short story (25 October) Shortcut (7 February) Shrek! (11 December) Simeon I (19 November) Slate industry in Wales (18 April) Social Commentary (6 September) Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains (18 November) Socratic method (14 June) Sperm (5 June) Star Wars (7 December) Stephen Hawking ran over my cat (2 May) Strongly worded letter (14 April) Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A (3 October) Sweatshop (22 October) TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL (8 June) Tachyon (20 March) Teenage angst (1 September) The Aeneid: A Research Paper About the Aeneid (19 March) The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones (22 March) The Black And White Man (7 May) The Color Problem (6 December) The Consumerist (2 April) The Destiniad (7 October) The Diary of Anne Frank (23 July) The Enigmatic Mr. Grumpikins (21 November) The Lake District (25 June) The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner (24 April) The Poor (16 December) The Porchesian Holocaust (3 March) The Wicker Man (11 January) Third Epistle to the Thessalonians (4 January) Thomas Edison (27 July) Time Cubicle (4 November) Time travel (26 October) Toaster (24 October) Top Hat (26 November) Uluru (9 April) UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure (15 March) UnBooks:Coming of Age Tale (13 September) UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) (9 October) UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman (19 May) UnBooks:Dracula (21 March)

UnBooks:Employee Manual (3 August) UnBooks:Gallows Humor (20 May) UnBooks:Honest Jim's Miracle Tonic (5 December) UnBooks:IRAQATTACK (20 November) UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen (13 October) UnBooks:Mr. Beluncle (6 July) UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman (21 May) UnBooks:Only Business (9 July) UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties (29 April) UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism (1 March) UnBooks:Science Fair (12 November) UnBooks:The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drifters (9 January) UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece (24 February) UnBooks:The Anarchist Cookbook (12 May) UnBooks:The Castaway (30 August) UnBooks:The Hell's Chicken Showdown of 1993 (12 December) UnBooks:The Secret Origins of Cream; Supergroup (9 August) UnBooks:The World According to Garm (18 July) UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury (22 September) UnBooks:Uncyclopedia for Dummies (2 February) UnCameron (7 March) UnCon (15 December) UnMysteries:J'accuse (2 October) UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch (15 October) UnNews:6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research (8 July) UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral" (6 October) UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans (22 February) UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur (14 October) UnNews:Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé (4 April) UnNews:Bashing your head against a brick wall discovered to have hallucinogenic effects (4 July) UnNews:Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference (18 October) UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl (9 March) UnNews:Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high (25 September) UnNews:Bush sautes Tuskegee Airmen (17 April) UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war (27 August) UnNews:Choice of which product to buy last vestige of freedom for most Americans (2 December) UnNews:Christianity hoax exposed; bogus belief system baffles western civilization for 2,000 years (23 June) UnNews:Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis (19 August) UnNews:Doctors find cure for weight loss (23 October) UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water (24 June) UnNews:For Dummies author earns PhD (30 July) UnNews:Gandhi posthumously accused of mass genocide (30 October) UnNews:Geology classes in Alabama now mandating alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory (9 June) UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks" (20 April) UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development (2 September) UnNews:Homeland Security administration declares new "Gut Feeling" threat level (2 August) UnNews:Hylian teen arrested for property damage (8 March) UnNews:Iran to invade Iran (12 October) UnNews:Kids still fucking (27 November) UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed (17 December) UnNews:Local cancer loses battle with woman (15 April) UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (22 November) UnNews:Man discovers that he lacks a brain (8 November) UnNews:Massachusetts school's winter break renamed to please all religions (25 December) UnNews:Monogamy in Utah upsets economy (24 August) UnNews:My son makes the play of the game (13 November) UnNews:Nelson Mandela dies at age 88 (29 October) UnNews:New Borg drone complains about management (11 May) UnNews:New thing called wheel make move mud less hard (18 August) UnNews:New writing technique good for some, bad for others (7 September) UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED (10 May) UnNews:Overly political spider becoming annoying (12 March) UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up (27 May) UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture (21 July) UnNews:Procrastinators Unite Today; Shirt Enthusiasts Enraged (7 July) UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom (17 August) UnNews:Record percentage of children to dress up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween (15 November) UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased (21 April) UnNews:Small children may have unrealistic goals (24 May) UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading (5 October) UnNews:Stuffy intellectuals discover internet memes (16 August) UnNews:The White House discovered to be off-white! (1 October) UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA" (16 September) UnNews:Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death (22 May) UnNews:Your grandma might be Al-Qaeda (2 July) UnScripts:Dora the Explorer: The Movie (12 September) UnScripts:Emergency Room (19 December) UnScripts:Feel Good Sports Movie (27 September) UnScripts:Grass in the Mist (22 August) UnScripts:The Meeting: A Play in One Act (27 June) UnScripts:The O'Finnertys (31 August) UnScripts:The UnUsual Suspects (14 May) UnTunes:Middle-Aged Suburban White Guy Rap (3 December) Uncyclopedia Department of Tourism (16 November) United States presidential election, 1840 (21 December) United States presidential election, 1948 (30 June) United States presidential election, 1960 (22 December) Victorian Era (12 January) Vietnam War Hoax (3 February) Volcano (17 September) Vulva (14 July) Walgreens Drug Store (5 April) Wallet moth (16 April) Walls (11 September) Waltzing Matilda (19 April) What I Did On My Summer Vacation (29 March) Why?:Am I in Canada? (11 April) Why?:Cancer is Great (5 November) Why?:Collapse Space-Time (26 August) Why?:Destroy the Rainforest (25 November) Why?:Give Up (28 December) Why?:Hunt Unicorns (8 December) Why?:Nuke the whales (28 September) Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers? (22 June) Why?:Put Down the Duckie? (28 July) Why?:Read a Book (30 December) Why?:Remove Your Penis (3 September) Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet (26 December) Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit (6 February) Witless Protection Program (28 January) Women (10 April) Ye Olde Webbe Desyne Shoppe (3 April) You Are Dead (13 February)

2006

"Paul is dead" hoax (7 September) 001 (11 December) A Tour of Baghdad (2 October) Adobe Potatochop (2 August) Africa (7 July) Age of Umpires (4 May) Alliteration (8 January) Alternative medicine (1 January) American Fundie Magazine (23 September) Argos (25 November) Banana skin joke (25 May) Barns and Nobles (29 July) Battle of Gettysburg (17 August) Bear (28 March) Biggles (14 May) Blame somebody else (15 June) Bouncy Castle (30 April) Calvin and Hobbes (23 June) Canada (19 July) Captain Obvious (1 April) Christmas Number Ones (25 December) Church of God the Wholly Incompetent (30 October) Citizen Kong (12 May) Colossus of Barbie (23 May) Command Line (17 July) Commemorative plate (12 October) Commercial Conformity Period (24 December) Conceptual Art (27 December) Dark Ages (13 August) Dear John letter (8 December) Decapitation Disease (9 June) Disneyland (21 September) Distraction (8 May) Do NOT click any links! (3 April) Don't be stupid (3 March) Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice (13 November) External combustion engine (1 February) Finding Your Inner Sock Puppet (9 January) Fire hydrant (4 October) First Gradeism (30 December) Fisher Price: A Retrospective (19 August) French Revolution (18 October) Fundagelical Christianity (4 December) Garfield (22 December) Gay Pride (5 July) Gaydar (29 November) Gazebo (30 August) Gerrymander (politics) (12 January) Goa Tse (29 May) Googlewhack (3 December) Grand Conspiracy (9 February) Gratuitous Anime Panty Shot (14 January) Grue (11 July) Hammer (8 October) Handgun (31 May) Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal (6 October) Hays Code (24 October) Henchmen (9 December) Hide and Go Jesus (14 April) Holocaust Tycoon (18 December) Home Haggis Maker (19 March) HowTo:Avoid speeding tickets/fines (17 May) HowTo:Be a Tramp (28 August)

HowTo:Be pretentious (22 October) HowTo:Change a lightbulb (27 May) HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble (13 December) HowTo:Get Banned (23 July) HowTo:Kill two birds with one stone (27 September) HowTo:Learn Hebrew (16 October) HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia (1 September) HowTo:Make a Band (5 December) HowTo:Skip School (30 September) HowTo:Smell a Bit Like Fish (6 December) HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube (4 August) HowTo:Write A Cover Letter (15 September) Humility (8 March) Humosexual (9 September) I Can't Believe it's Not Murder (19 January) IQ:Sample test (31 December) Idiocrates (17 June) Inanimate Sponge (21 November) Insert title here (6 May) Internet (video game) (2 May) Internet Movie Database (7 December) Jackson Pollock (1 November) Jingo (15 July) John Cage (21 June) Life's Answerable Questions (26 December) Life's Unanswerable Questions (1 December) Loneliness (14 February) Lost in Translation (5 September) Man uncyclopedia (24 January) Manhattan Engineering District (26 January) Maozilla (26 April) Marcel Proust (12 April) Martin Van Buren (20 October) Medical Malpractice (17 September) Memento (21 August) Midget cockpunching terrorists (16 February) Moon hoax (3 February) Mozilla Firefox (19 April) Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats (26 March) Napoleon Bonaparte (5 November) Neolithic Age (27 June) Neuroipods (18 February) New Age Psychology (21 July) New Cooler Edition (23 December) New Hampshire Merchant Cat (21 December) Nike Revolution of 2006 (3 January) No More Room In Hell Act (16 January) Nobody cares (6 January) OCD (26 February) Old Tech (23 January) On a stick (21 May) Oscar Mayer (4 June) Paradise Lost (26 August) Patrick Henry (19 December) Patriotism (13 June) Pixellated Face Disease (3 September) Political advertising (7 November) Pontius Pilot (17 November) Poof, There It Is Theory (28 December) Prog Rock (16 December) Rap (31 July) Richard M. Stallman (11 February) Rocky Mountain Oysters (7 February)

Rogue punchlines (25 June) Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test (10 October) Sausage Butty Batter Nugget (25 September) Segregation (11 June) Separation Issues (29 December) Sexual innuendo (1 March) Smells Like Teen Spirit (12 August) Snopes (9 August) Speech to text software (9 July) Suburban homeboy (19 September) Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball (3 July) Teenager (6 April) That old woman next door (17 April) The (18 January) The Annual One-Day-Only Winter Holidays Earlybird 5:00 AM 99% Off Sale (15 December) The Bureaucracy Channel (19 November) The Free World (17 December) The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game (30 January) The Putz Who Stole Hanukkah (28 October) The Root of All Evil (6 May) The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships (27 July) The Vagina Monologues (10 December) Toilet Door Communication (19 February) Torture (23 February) Total Fucking Asshole Server 2006 (27 November) UnBooks:Adventure gamebook (7 June) UnBooks:Embracing Mediocrity (2 June) UnBooks:Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner (1 July) UnBooks:My First Necronomicon (23 August) UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame (14 December) UnBooks:See Dick (29 June) UnBooks:The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women (23 November) UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic (13 September) UnNews:Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted (26 April) UnNews:National Gay Marriage Threat Level Raised to "Flamboyant" (19 June) UnNews:Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes (8 April) UnNews:Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame (21 March) UnNews:RIAA CEO discusses the analog hole (8 August) UnNews:Stupid kid drowns in pond (12 December) UnNews:TIME magazine names "Person of the Year": Not You (20 December) UnPoetia:Horton Hires a Ho (14 October) UnTunes:The Uncyclopedian's Song (15 November) Uncyclopedia is the worst (19 May) Universal Remote Control Everything 3000 (25 July) Unquotable:Cthulhu (28 February) VCR Manual (5 February) Vladimir Nabokov (30 March) Vote Fish Penis (22 April) Voynich Manuscript (6 August) Waiting for Godot (25 October) Wall Street Crash of 1929 (9 November) War of 1812 (11 September) Washington and Lafayette (26 October) Water Polo... With Sharks! (3 November) Water powered bus (28 April) Westboro Baptist Church (24 March) Women's Suffrage (10 April) World War I (22 February) Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News (21 January) Writer's block (3 March) Z (13 July) Zen (13 February)

2005

-- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . (29 October) 1927 (17 May) AAAAAAAAA! (21 October) Aesop's Fables (24 June) Afghanistan (28 November) Air (10 November) Air Guitar (8 April) All Your Base Are Belong To Us (25 March) Alternate Universes I Seriously Hope Do Not Actually Exist (31 October) Anonymous (17 June) Attack of the 500 foot Jesus (7 December) Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition (22 May) Banana Phone (23 July) Banned from the Internet (3 July) Bar Mitzvah (19 October) Barrel Clown (30 November) Bloodbath (9 October) Bon-bons (25 May) British film industry (6 November) Cabbage (14 April) Certificate of Hitlertude (26 September) Cowation (14 June) Crimes inspired by video games (15 October) Dake-Bonoism (5 October) Doctor Who (29 April) Dude, Where's My Time Machine? (16 September) Emoticonics (5 December) English-American Dictionary (19 May) Estonia (23 August) Euroipods (1 December) Fanfiction.net (5 August) Fascist (29 July) Fecal E.Coli (23 November) Flying Spaghetti Monster (26 August) Founding Fathers (4 November) Fountainhead Earth (6 July) Game:Zork (11 June) George Bailey (17 December) George W. Bush (featured) (2 April)

German grammar (3 December) Gibberish (13 November) God (18 April) Greatest Inventions (30 June) I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle (28 December) IKEA (10 April) IPod yocto (12 December) Idiotic Table of the Elements (2 June) Incompleteness Theorem (26 July) Ipod Nano 200gb Instructions (29 September) Ireland (23 March) J.D. Salinger (26 November) Japan (25 April) John Seigenthaler Sr. (21 December) KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand (4 June) Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One (22 November) Kitten Huffing (23 March) Kitten hurling battle (8 May) Kool Aid (13 July) Lies (26 April) List of weapons that don't exist, but should (31 August) Livejournal (11 April) Lord Byron (20 June) MC Hammer (14 April) Mediocre Britain (27 March) Missing milk (2 October) Mordor (30 March) Much Ado About Yokels (2 November) National Try To Assassinate The President Day (22 April) Newmath (17 October) Niggers (19 November) North Korea (24 December) Nostradamus (10 May) Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies (6 June) Orange construction barrels (7 October) Peer (23 October) Philip Glass (9 November) Phonics (16 May) Poland (16 December)

Pong! the Movie (20 April) Poop Cuisine (14 December) Pot v. Kettle (24 March) Quantum Economics (20 September) RTFM (28 March) Raccoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape (14 August) Random humor (4 September) Red Shirts (10 December) Redundancy (11 October) Robot (7 April) Romania (27 June) Scotland (4 April) Senator (5 April) Seven Deadly Sins (26 March) Spanish Inquisition (TV show) (29 March) St. Peter's Basilica (2 May) Stereotype Reassignment Surgery (11 August) Styrofoam (27 October) Table of Contents (5 May) Teletubbies (12 May) Terri Schiavo (20 August) The Flintstones (17 August) The GI Joe-Transformers War (25 October) The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time (15 November) The Oldest Trick in the Book (27 May) The artist formerly known as God (30 December) UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones (19 December) UnPoetia:The Night After Christmas (26 December) Uncyclopedia Brown (17 November) University of California (16 July) Vitamin (24 April) WMD (Donuts) (10 July) War on Terra (8 August) Wikipedia (9 September) Wikipedia/old (9 September) World War I (video game) (6 September) X Window System (23 September) You have two cows (9 June) Zombies (13 October)

Runners-up

Quasi-Featured Articles which were nominated for featured article status but only received a moderate amount of support.

A Message From Glenn Beck 7.5/15 Category:Quasi-Featured Images  Emo Rap 6/11 Forum:Funniest Article  Forum:Pwn4g3  Forum:Should Quasi-Featured articles that later get featured still be listed in Category:Quasi-Featured, and if not, how would I go about getting rid of them?  H.R. Pufnstuf 16/20 Happy Feet 10/18 Hermaphrodite 15/17.5 HowTo:Dig The Yardbirds 9/12 HowTo:Misbehave in a Library 10/20 HowTo:Properly Whore Your Article 10/18.5 Lost Vikings 13/23 Mah Nà Mah Nà 7/11 Marys lamb 1/15 Mondo Uncyclopedia 9/13 Nazi Zombies 8/10.5 Obesity Fines 7/14 Pentium 4  Pet Jesus 8/16 PlayStation 3 6.5/12.5 Psycho-Knife My Pygmy 11/18 Readme.txt 12/17 Self-aggrandizement

Solid Gold (TV series) 13/19.5 Star Trek: Voyager 8 of 16 The Mementocrats 7/14 This is not an article 7/4 UnBooks:The Idiot's Guide to Getting Your Own Back (Ex-Wife Edition) 8.5/16 UnBooks:The Sun 12/18 UnBooks:The n00b Survival Guide 12/18.5 UnNews:"Breastaurants" share their secrets of success 5.5/10.5 UnNews:"Sexter" abused, possibly raped 10/13 UnNews:Australia to Aborigines: 'Sorry for the killing and stuff' 9.5/17 UnNews:Benny Hinn strongly opposes Obamacare 7/14 UnNews:Boy found at home, alone 10.5/12 UnNews:Dunkirk debacle may extend war 11.5/14 UnNews:Embarrassed paedophile apologizes to children for poor sexual performance 7/12.5 UnNews:Emos the world over voyage to Swiss death clinics 10/17 UnNews:Government to distribute chocolate chip cookies to Americans in "stimulus package" 9/12 UnNews:Iceland brings Europe to standstill, denies responsibility 6/12 UnNews:In last weeks of presidency, Bush saves world 7.5/15 UnNews:Ireland expectedly lowers drinking age to 4 9/10 UnNews:Massage Bugs discovered in Uganda 3.5/0 UnNews:NASA boldly goes where no kiddy ride has gone before 12/21 UnNews:Original Van Halen lineup to begin touring, fighting again 11/18 UnNews:Saddam's tomb found empty after 3 days; resurrected leader appears to followers 10/16 UnNews:Samsung sells phones, everybody cares 7/12.5

UnNews:Scientific study reveals that David Bowie does not make sense 8/13.5 UnNews:Steven Spielberg presents Stonehenge Apocalypse  UnNews:Swiss experiment shows no difference in the behavior of heterosexual and homosexual mice when married or unmarried 8/11 UnNews:UnNews officially endorses Mike Gravel for president 10/18 UnNews:Uncyclopedia Internal Security Department warns on Malaysia 9/14 UnNews:Uncyclopedia launches first satellite 7/14 UnNews:Unsung hero makes ultimate sacrifice 19/11 UnNews:Various Niggas be Trippin 8/14 UnNews:Virgin Shark gives birth to Aquatic Messiah 13/23.5 UnNews:Whitey goes to Heaven 8.5/15 UnPoetia:Friendship 4.5/1 UnPoetia:Tao Te Ching 7/14 UnPoetia:Why, oh why, Mister Cat! 6.5/13 UnPoetia:Your "Eau aip Ods" 9/14 UnTunes:Artsy and Misunderstood: A Bedroom Emo Song 7/10 Uncyclopedia:Accuracy  Uncyclopedia:Confessions of an admin: Friends of gays should not be allowed to edit articles 13/19 Uncyclopedia:Let's talk about something important 13.5/3.5 User talk:Vavaunni  User:Manwithnoname/Naruto 14.5/17 User:Mhaille/Awards 9/16 Why?:College is for suckers! 6.5/12.5