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- Stratego (15 May)
- Subliminal stimuli (3 October)
- Sun (3 September)
- Swedish steamshovel (25 August)
- Take A Break (magazine) (31 January)
- Talk:Milton Babbitt (19 March)
- The Abridged Reader's Digest Abridged Classics (24 March)
- The Big Crunch (11 August)
- The First Lunar-American War (18 February)
- The Godfather Part III (6 January)
- The Last of the Mohicans (17 April)
- The Song Remains the Same (8 January)
- The Wire (23 August)
- The guy who always conveniently has anything needed stored in his ridiculously large 80s parachute pants (8 October)
- The only way to success (18 November)
- There'll Always Be An England? (8 March)
- This is not Sparta (13 October)
- Thomas Alva Edison - a man to measure (29 April)
- Todd Palin (24 January)
- ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign (16 July)
- Tojo Books (16 December)
- Tom Paine (26 June)
- Tombstone (11 April)
- Toshiro Mifune (10 April)
- Trainspotting (novel) (6 March)
- Two and a Half Men (27 July)
- Uh oh! (7 July)
- Un-British Activities (22 February)
- UnBooks:Duty (14 January)
- UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! (30 January)
- UnBooks:Memoirs of a Critic (12 May)
- UnBooks:The Old Man and LV (9 March)
- UnBooks:The Revelations of St John the Divine of Woking (15 April)
- UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia (4 April)
- UnNews:5-year-old tricks Wisconsin governor (4 March)
- UnNews:911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich (5 October)
- UnNews:Abraham Lincoln was an asshat, historian concludes (1 June)
- UnNews:Alaskan is 2011 Punching-a-Bear-in-the-Face Champ (23 September)
- UnNews:Amnesty International unfriends Uganda (5 January)
- UnNews:Banks give up defense of burgling customer's houses (8 June)
- UnNews:Bin Laden captured after checking-in on Foursquare (12 January)
- UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer (31 October)
- UnNews:Civil war hits Wisconsin (23 March)
- UnNews:Crackpot confirms irrational suspicions after viewing online news piece (2 May)
- UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance (6 December)
- UnNews:Deity seeks Gagging Order (2 November)
- UnNews:Encyclopædia Dramatica ends undramatically, world celebrates (28 April)
- UnNews:Faggot had personal problem with me (17 September)
- UnNews:Fantasy realms left defenseless in wake of Warcraft expansion pack (15 January)
- UnNews:Fred Phelps reads rest of Bible, disbands Westboro Baptist Church (6 July)
- UnNews:Grinch calls Whovillians 'invented people' (25 December)
- UnNews:Humans evolved from dinosaurs (18 May)
- UnNews:Journalists unable to wait for the 10th anniversary of 9/11 (10 September)
- UnNews:Justin Bieber eats a sandwich (27 November)
- UnNews:Local grandmother finally uses printer (12 March)
- UnNews:Madden 12 to feature new Lockout Mode (5 April)
- UnNews:Maria speaks to us (1 January)
- UnNews:Michigan supreme court votes in favor of rapper (12 April)
- UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions (6 June)
- UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows (20 May)
- UnNews:Polls indicate Americans are terrified (11 January)
- UnNews:Post-structuralist engineer blamed for bridge disaster (27 January)
- UnNews:Release of new Elder Scrolls game results in mass existential crisis (28 November)
- UnNews:Renewed violence in 506,220th day of Israeli-Palestinian conflict (20 October)
- UnNews:Son of Gaddafi caught attempting to enter Canada (29 December)
- UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away (22 December)
- UnNews:Study: Blueberries are actually just peas holding their breath (21 April)
- UnNews:Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies (20 August)
- UnNews:Tournament of Hell to be played again for first time in six years (24 November)
- UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime (2 December)
- UnNews:Unrest in Syria, nobody cares (13 May)
- UnNews:WikiLeaks reveals I was an accident (3 December)
- UnNews:World distracted, Israel reverts to scheming (1 March)
- UnNews:Zeus Endorses Schwarzenegger for Republican Presidential Candidacy (6 September)
- UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning (29 July)
- UnReviews:The Road (2009) (23 January)
- UnScripts:Good Dog/Bad Dog (8 December)
- UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England (16 February)
- UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot) (15 February)
- UnScripts:The Single Caucasian Roommate (24 June)
- UnScripts:The Socialer Network (22 May)
- UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik (12 September)
- UnTunes:Ain't Another Way (The Pedophile's Lament) (29 May)
- UnTunes:Still Alive (Bin Laden 2011 Cover) (9 June)
- UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire (22 September)
- Uncyclopedia made my life more different (23 July)
- Uncyclopedia:Don't Eat Waffles Here (25 November)
- Unobtanium (12 August)
- Updating The Classics (17 May)
- User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty (25 April)
- Vasco da Gama (8 November)
- Victory (30 April)
- Viking Metal (28 March)
- Visual puns (23 June)
- Wall Street Kid (20 July)
- War of Colonial Aggression (27 June)
- Watermelon (15 September)
- Wesley willis (17 March)
- Where The Wild Onions Grow (29 November)
- Why?:Categorise pages (22 April)
- Why?:Does Mads Mikkelsen not speak one line of dialogue in Valhalla Rising? (5 June)
- Why?:IPs can't edit the main page (16 August)
- Why?:Invade the Falklands (9 August)
- Workaround-oriented programming (28 February)
- Xenopubes (22 March)
- Yellow fever (1 February)
- Zach Braff (14 July)
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2010
2009
2008
2007
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- UnBooks:Employee Manual (3 August)
- UnBooks:Gallows Humor (20 May)
- UnBooks:Honest Jim's Miracle Tonic (5 December)
- UnBooks:IRAQATTACK (20 November)
- UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen (13 October)
- UnBooks:Mr. Beluncle (6 July)
- UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman (21 May)
- UnBooks:Only Business (9 July)
- UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties (29 April)
- UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism (1 March)
- UnBooks:Science Fair (12 November)
- UnBooks:The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drifters (9 January)
- UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece (24 February)
- UnBooks:The Anarchist Cookbook (12 May)
- UnBooks:The Castaway (30 August)
- UnBooks:The Hell's Chicken Showdown of 1993 (12 December)
- UnBooks:The Secret Origins of Cream; Supergroup (9 August)
- UnBooks:The World According to Garm (18 July)
- UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury (22 September)
- UnBooks:Uncyclopedia for Dummies (2 February)
- UnCameron (7 March)
- UnCon (15 December)
- UnMysteries:J'accuse (2 October)
- UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch (15 October)
- UnNews:6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research (8 July)
- UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral" (6 October)
- UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans (22 February)
- UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur (14 October)
- UnNews:Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé (4 April)
- UnNews:Bashing your head against a brick wall discovered to have hallucinogenic effects (4 July)
- UnNews:Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference (18 October)
- UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl (9 March)
- UnNews:Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high (25 September)
- UnNews:Bush sautes Tuskegee Airmen (17 April)
- UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war (27 August)
- UnNews:Choice of which product to buy last vestige of freedom for most Americans (2 December)
- UnNews:Christianity hoax exposed; bogus belief system baffles western civilization for 2,000 years (23 June)
- UnNews:Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis (19 August)
- UnNews:Doctors find cure for weight loss (23 October)
- UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water (24 June)
- UnNews:For Dummies author earns PhD (30 July)
- UnNews:Gandhi posthumously accused of mass genocide (30 October)
- UnNews:Geology classes in Alabama now mandating alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory (9 June)
- UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks" (20 April)
- UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development (2 September)
- UnNews:Homeland Security administration declares new "Gut Feeling" threat level (2 August)
- UnNews:Hylian teen arrested for property damage (8 March)
- UnNews:Iran to invade Iran (12 October)
- UnNews:Kids still fucking (27 November)
- UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed (17 December)
- UnNews:Local cancer loses battle with woman (15 April)
- UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (22 November)
- UnNews:Man discovers that he lacks a brain (8 November)
- UnNews:Massachusetts school's winter break renamed to please all religions (25 December)
- UnNews:Monogamy in Utah upsets economy (24 August)
- UnNews:My son makes the play of the game (13 November)
- UnNews:Nelson Mandela dies at age 88 (29 October)
- UnNews:New Borg drone complains about management (11 May)
- UnNews:New thing called wheel make move mud less hard (18 August)
- UnNews:New writing technique good for some, bad for others (7 September)
- UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED (10 May)
- UnNews:Overly political spider becoming annoying (12 March)
- UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up (27 May)
- UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture (21 July)
- UnNews:Procrastinators Unite Today; Shirt Enthusiasts Enraged (7 July)
- UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom (17 August)
- UnNews:Record percentage of children to dress up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween (15 November)
- UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased (21 April)
- UnNews:Small children may have unrealistic goals (24 May)
- UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading (5 October)
- UnNews:Stuffy intellectuals discover internet memes (16 August)
- UnNews:The White House discovered to be off-white! (1 October)
- UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA" (16 September)
- UnNews:Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death (22 May)
- UnNews:Your grandma might be Al-Qaeda (2 July)
- UnScripts:Dora the Explorer: The Movie (12 September)
- UnScripts:Emergency Room (19 December)
- UnScripts:Feel Good Sports Movie (27 September)
- UnScripts:Grass in the Mist (22 August)
- UnScripts:The Meeting: A Play in One Act (27 June)
- UnScripts:The O'Finnertys (31 August)
- UnScripts:The UnUsual Suspects (14 May)
- UnTunes:Middle-Aged Suburban White Guy Rap (3 December)
- Uncyclopedia Department of Tourism (16 November)
- United States presidential election, 1840 (21 December)
- United States presidential election, 1948 (30 June)
- United States presidential election, 1960 (22 December)
- Victorian Era (12 January)
- Vietnam War Hoax (3 February)
- Volcano (17 September)
- Vulva (14 July)
- Walgreens Drug Store (5 April)
- Wallet moth (16 April)
- Walls (11 September)
- Waltzing Matilda (19 April)
- What I Did On My Summer Vacation (29 March)
- Why?:Am I in Canada? (11 April)
- Why?:Cancer is Great (5 November)
- Why?:Collapse Space-Time (26 August)
- Why?:Destroy the Rainforest (25 November)
- Why?:Give Up (28 December)
- Why?:Hunt Unicorns (8 December)
- Why?:Nuke the whales (28 September)
- Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers? (22 June)
- Why?:Put Down the Duckie? (28 July)
- Why?:Read a Book (30 December)
- Why?:Remove Your Penis (3 September)
- Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet (26 December)
- Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit (6 February)
- Witless Protection Program (28 January)
- Women (10 April)
- Ye Olde Webbe Desyne Shoppe (3 April)
- You Are Dead (13 February)
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2006
2005
Runners-up
Quasi-Featured Articles which were nominated for featured article status but only received a moderate amount of support.