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God's List of 1001 Pardonable Offenses (starring Charlton Heston)

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  • I started this one, but I'm pretty indifferent to whether it stays or not. --So So 00:52, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
    • The beginning is good, but not enough to sustain a keep. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:54, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
      • Perhaps an expansion, along with images, and it would be worthwhile. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 00:55, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • I agree with TKF, the dialogue between God, I mean G_d, and Moses is inspired, but the list is atrocious. RabbiTechno 09:18, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Impossible

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  • Delete listcruft, and general shittiness -RAHB 00:15, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Mission: Failure, starring Tom Cruise as himself -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 00:58, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete per RAHB--Sir Manforman CUN.png 01:12, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I thought those Adidas commercials where "impossible is nothing" were, though naive in some respects, rather true. But then I read this article, and I realized it's truly impossible to find this article funny. Bunch of lists, namedropping, stupid concept, canned anti-Americanism. All around bad.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:10, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 06:58, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. RabbiTechno 09:19, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. As per Ljlego and others. ----OEJ 15:42, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. A near perfect example of a terrible article. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:17, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
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Shakespeare (Cannibal)

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  • Delete. The only thing I liked about this article was that snazzy template at the bottom. Maybe if it actually WAS A SATIRE OF SHAKESPEARE it woulda done well. --  Le Cejak <-> 00:12, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • As Always--Sir Manforman CUN.png 01:11, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Very strange...apparently this cannibalistic Shakespeare chap is not the William of the same surname. Go figure. In any case, that qualifies any mention of Willy as a namedrop, and the little list at the bottom is randomness (as is the rest of the article. Plus, "The Milk of Human Kindness"? WTF?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:09, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 06:51, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. RabbiTechno 09:21, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Forsooth, 'tis random bollocks. Ah, the language that gave us Shakespeare, how well it adapts to all situations. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:16, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
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Wikisaurus

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  • Delete Never have I seen an article with so many links. I have also never seen an article-long list disguised quite this well. The stupidity of the concept is incredible, and the coherency leaves much to be desired. I was left quite confused, and glad for my knowledge of language surpassing this article's.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:11, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete The idea could have evolved, but it's current state will lead it to extinction. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 00:47, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • What's the fucking point of having this, it's a poorly formatted non funny article, Obvious Delete--Sir Manforman CUN.png 01:09, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 01:17, October 11, 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 06:50, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Gave me a headache. RabbiTechno 09:24, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. ----OEJ 15:12, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Per Lj. Every word of his essay. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:12, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
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Waffle House

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  • Delete "Although this business claims to be the Waffle House, you can not eat the walls." What? That doesn't make sense. And it's all downhill from there, including "Fiona has eaten the walls of a waffle house and even though it didnt taste like waffles. it was gooood yummm." Wow. -Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:09, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • International House of SUCK -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 00:53, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • WTF?--Sir Manforman CUN.png 01:06, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 06:49, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. RabbiTechno 09:25, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Incoherent and poorly written. Look at the last sentence of the Founding section. Horrible. ----OEJ 15:10, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Astoundingly random and completely pointless. Mind you, I now fancy a waffle with maple syrup and ice cream. Mmm. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:10, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
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Lolcats

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  • Keep. LOLcats can haz an artikl? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:57, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • i had a deleet voat but i eated it :( --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:23, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Kp Cuz ths be muh furst keep vte YAH!   Le Cejak <-> 03:10, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep it! Srsly, u jest. User:Shimmy/sig 10:06, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Kthxbai. RabbiTechno 09:01, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Funny! Internet memes are good fodder, and this one is cleverly done. ----OEJ 15:07, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete An article about a stupid subject, written in the style of said subject. On talk pages, eating ur sanity, fine. In an article, not so much. Die, article, die!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:07, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • ROTFLOL!! Oh wait, that's not funny. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 00:32, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
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Durham

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Numpad8

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  • Delete. Extreme NRV --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:50, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Yep crap. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:56, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Fails throughout. RabbiTechno 09:03, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Reluctant delete Reading about "Numpad8" being a terrorist organization made me giggle inside. However, I'd put up my house in a poker game against a chance of expansion. Also, I've already agreed with Ljlego below that all Numpad pages should be huffed. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 09:23, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Just random and unfunny. And badly written. And stubby. What a surprise. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:33, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
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Numpad9

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Hiroshimayans United

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South Dakota

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  • Delete--Sir Manforman CUN.png 01:02, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 01:05, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete This article is so bad that all I can say is "unfunny crap." Seriously, that's all.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:22, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 07:02, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. So boring I can't even remember it now. RabbiTechno 09:06, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Random, incoherent, kinda listy, really dull, pointless, deserves to go. Also, I wanted to write a longer delete reason than Lj for once. Hurrah! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:29, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
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Church of Vandalism

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  • Delete as per lounge --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:55, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Nobody calls my Lord teh ghey. Unless it's well-written satire, which this isn't. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 01:03, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Seriously, what's worse?, this... that?? Horrible--Sir Manforman CUN.png 01:08, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I was baffled to see the changes in concept this article purveyed. I counted five after a cursory glance. I don't see how Wikipedia is related to heresy, and it's not. Plus, this is poorly written and unfunny, and random. Can't see much list there, but it's just as bad anyway.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:20, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 07:02, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. My eyes' inbuilt low-quality filters blocked it out after the first paragraph, but that had been plenty enough to convince me. RabbiTechno 09:08, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete it is a gay concept and such a poor job has been done on it Is_loading_3.gif Evil_One275 | Talk | Contribs
  • Delete. Badly written, no decent ideas, won't be missed. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:28, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
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Five o clock shadow

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UnNews:Zombie War

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Electronics

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GameSharking

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AFK-47

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The Hex Factor

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  • Delete. OK, it's random rubbish. I peed it, and said as much. The author freely admitted it, and said he'd put it up as an example of the difference between Illogicopedia and us. So let's delete it for the same reason. Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:09, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 12:36, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
  • <3 you Testicles, but you need to keep these type of articles in ?pedia. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:40, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Delete I think that, with a little bit of work and a lot of "this/that/third/fourth/penis"-s being removed/condensed/changed/reworked/penis, this could work as an article here. But, unfortunately, it doesn't stand a chance.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:45, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 19:19, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. There are fragments of funny, but also large pieces of unreadableness. ----OEJ 00:21, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
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UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy

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  • Comment. I've said it before in jest, but I'm dead serious this time: this article is almost so bad it's worth keeping. I laughed out loud at how terrible it was many a time whilst reading it. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:52, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
  1. Comment We could fix this up slightly to infer that the subject of the article is actually the reporter. Conniving 15:19, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Animals Fight Back!

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Outer Heaven

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  • Delete as per lounge Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:37, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Is this the last for today? There's only so many bad Metal Gear articles I can read before my brain explodes. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:49, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 12:33, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Did you know that Jack Bauer is the new Chuck Norris? -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 13:40, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I have half a mind to go all Big Boss on all of these Metal Gear Solid fans. Yet again, we have randomness, namedropping, and supreme stubbiness disguised by multiple headings and large images.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:40, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Fucking kill it --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 19:30, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Mr. T, Oscar, and overblown horsecrap like "100,000,000,000,000,020,000 times cooler" as a descriptive phrase. ----OEJ 00:29, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
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The Boss

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Liquid Snake

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  • I thought this was going to be about something like Liquid Plumber. Darn. ----OEJ 00:32, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

Revolver Ocelot

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Lovecat

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Locally Branded Global Food Dynamics

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  • Careful Insinerate, V-week is over, limit's back at 15. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:11, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
    • I think it shoud always be at 30. 1) Gets rid of junk faster, 2) I find reading shit pages up for deletion funny. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 16:21, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
  • I agree with Kip the Dip--Sir Manforman CUN.png 16:23, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Seven-Ear War

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War of the Noodles

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LOLLERBATE

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  • Keep What's wrong with it? -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 14:18, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
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Graham Miller

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Elmo

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  • Delete --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 14:43, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Elmo, the furry little douchebag. Surely, so much promise in an article can't possibly fall down to the depths of "worst article ever written." Well, it doesn't, but it also doesn't miss by much.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:08, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
  • It's 80 little ideas randomly wrapped around Elmo, rather than one big idea, also wrapped around Elmo. El Mo, incidentally, is what they call me in Spain. I'm going there this summer, to be something called a "bool fiter", whatever that is. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:30, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Hellmo--Sir Manforman CUN.png 15:31, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Elmo doesn't like this. Neither does Mr. Noodle. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 15:46, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Emlo --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:16, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
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  • Comment But where shall all of those images go? :( Conniving 15:22, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Metal Gear

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Not the Number 4

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UnNews:President Bush announces new heating cost savings plan

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  • Delete. Old unfunny news. That, and I'd loved to see one of Chronarion's articles huffedSir Manforman CUN.png 14:44, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
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  • Comment - It's not that Sawblade, it didn't make me laugh--Sir Manforman CUN.png 15:29, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
Guys, why are you misinterpreting my comments. It's not a personal attack, and that wasn't the only reason why I VFD'd it--Sir Manforman CUN.png 16:03, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
    • That's not a sufficient reason to VFD an article, you know. Yeah, the rules are somewhat fuzzy, and you're entitled to VFD anything you like in theory, but not finding a page funny isn't grounds for deletion. It's just grounds for you not to read the article. Also...
@ Sawblade: There is no policy for and/or against old news. Manforman's nom wasn't even related to the old. Also...
@ Cajek: Is that the only reason why you're voting keep, to make a point? Shame on you. In conclusion....
It would be great, you know, if you guys voted solely on the article's merits (which, to his credit, Manforman did). That is all.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:08, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Militant

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Steve Rider

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Alfred Hitchcock

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King Cardiff IV

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King Zog

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King Butthole the 3rd

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  • Extremely hardcore weak-ass keep Since when are letters a bad thing? -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 14:41, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep it's part of two templates. Like what's down there...It needs to be re written yes, but not deleted. Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png
  • Weak Keep as per Severian. RabbiTechno 09:20, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
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Pencil turtles

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The Dukes of Hazard

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  • Delete. A not very funny stub that has remained untouched for a while now. RabbiTechno 09:49, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Woah, that's pretty random. And listy. And not funny at all. Kinda like the film, now I think about it. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:53, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 20:35, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete {{stub}} only gives the article a temporary stay. With an article like this (misspelled title to boot), it should be a stay of about 2 seconds. It's random, uses bad redneck humor (good redneck humor is hard to come by), and then deteriorates into a list.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:13, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
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Ministry

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  • Delete. Per lounge nom. Really poor article, random (again), unfunny, no good ideas. And Al Gore, who's rearing his head in bad articles quite a bit these days. Ding-a-ding-dang my dang-a-long-delete. As they say. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:22, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Do we have any good articles on industrial bands?! RabbiTechno 09:25, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Aim. Reload. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:04, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete You'll find that randomness is the common thread in all of these. Makes me wonder why people don't just read HTBFANJS. Because if they did, then these articles just wouldn't exist..ah well, perfect world's don't exist. Suppose we'll just stick to deleting the crap then.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:10, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
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Ayumi Hamasaki

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  • Delete. Per lounge nom. It's long, listy and unfunny. Consider CVP as it keeps getting recreated as a crap article? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:11, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. About half an ounce of jokes in a 14lb article. RabbiTechno 09:28, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete per lounge. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:15, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I don't get what it is about Japanese things, but they seem to attract fanboys to our site, just to write crap articles about them. It's a tenuous balance when making fun of somebody, and this one tips far too yang. And forget you if you think it's racist that I used a Chinese concept for a Japanese joke.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:07, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
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Giving random people candy, saying something crazy, and running away

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Throbbing Gristle

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  • Just for your own information, Ljlego - yes, they were/are a genuine band. They pretty much invented industrial music. Not bad, if you like that sort of thing :) RabbiTechno 01:05, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Qwertyitis

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Noo Yawk City

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  • Delete. not funny, dose not have enuf content & concept is not very good Is_loading_3.gif Evil_One275 | Talk | Contribs
  • Delete. So bad they deleted it twice. I have used that line before, but this is so unoriginal it deserves a recycled poor delete reason. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:01, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Bleh. RabbiTechno 11:31, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. A prime example of just writing the opposite of what is true and pretending it's satire. It's not. ----OEJ 18:29, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 19:53, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Fuggehdaboutit. Actual New York Pizza : Pizza Hut's Brooklyn Style Pizza :: Good articles : This article --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:31, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I like TKF's analogy. It's also worth mentioning that OEJ is completely correct. It's also also worth mentioning that meta humor such as "In fact, Noo Yawk City is so small that this is likely a vanity article written by bored ass residents" falls flatter than a tablemount.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:38, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
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Pokémon Trading Cards

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  • Kind of an interesting idea, but execution is poor. ----OEJ 18:31, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Caillou

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Wesley College

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  • Keep - Its a humorous page, and I think it should stay around a bit, give it some time to improve. It is funny to at least some people, and if you don't like it then why don't you just leave it alone? --Spazit 07:56, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
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  • The reason, Spazit, that things people don't like on here can't just be left alone is that before you know it the entire wiki would be filled with dross, rather than the (ahem) high quality and expertly rendered humour we are all so used to finding here. RabbiTechno 09:06, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Suggestions for article improvement: Clean up the grammar: periods and commas are followed by a space, and terms like "Asian" are capitalized. Add appropriate and, if possible, funny illustrations. Expand beyond the short generic paragraphs into something resembling a parodic look at the actual institution. And add a vanity template to identify it properly. ----OEJ 18:40, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Buttered Toast

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  • Delete. NRV. --THE 01:57, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. RabbiTechno 09:09, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not very good: mostly disconnected from funniness. ----OEJ 18:42, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 20:48, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete "Sir Francis Toast was relaxing in his garden enjoying the summer sun whilst his many slaves pretended to be gnomes" is the funniest line. That that line isn't very funny just tells you how stupid, random, awful this article is.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:28, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
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Famous sayings of Jesus

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Slim Pickens

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  • Delete. How very...odd. I'm not going to say I like it, because I don't like it. I hate it, in fact. It's random, it's stupid, and it doesn't even have coherency.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:52, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
Being a Southerner, I find your nomination offensive Ljlego. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 20:40, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Indeed, truly strange. Ten out of ten for spelling though, which is a rare thing. RabbiTechno 09:14, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Bizarre in a bad way. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:22, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short, obsessed with the Dr. Strangelove image and little else. And for all that it fails to have a single image. What in the wide wide world of sports is goin' on here? ----OEJ 18:51, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Just kidding. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 20:40, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
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  • FAIL What is this author/article TALKING ABOUT? You would be wrong if you answered "Tillie the Pirate". --  Le Cejak <-> 01:45, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Well written, but without content. RabbiTechno 09:16, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Lucky this chap doesn't write Tecmo's ad copy, they'd not have sold a single game. RabbiTechno 09:19, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. "Being the grammar freak that she is, she slew all living flying horses upon the discovery of them on the island". What? Awful. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:20, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 20:51, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Holey moley. I find myself baffled each night at the awfulness of these articles. I find myself with the urge to type "worst article I ever read" but I know, somehow, that it will just be untrue.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:27, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete--Sir Manforman CUN.png 23:27, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
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Tecmo's Ninja Gaiden

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Special Covert Ops Ninja Attack Force Delta

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Yes (band)

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  • Delete. Another sad case of "Great Band, Bad Article" --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:30, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete If I was more initiated, I'd do a delete reason sufficiently obtuse and long-winded to be a Yes lyric. But I'm not. So, though the article takes a shining to Yes, I don't take a shining to it. That is all.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:33, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Yet more random rubbish. You'd think people would run out of it some time. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:59, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Parts are OK. Unfortunately, those parts comprise only the first five sentences. RabbiTechno 09:23, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:09, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
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Evil space pirate robot ninja kitty assassin

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Harper Lee

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  • What now? A Japanese pop band? Pirates? Delete? Yes. --  Le Cejak <-> 20:39, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:00, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete So poorly written and stupid that I was about to call it vanity. Then I looked it up, and lo and behold it's a Japanese pop band. Which didn't help its case at all.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:22, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. It's bad, it's dumb, it deserves to go. But I want to use that Nosfercatu image in something. Splendidly sinister! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:42, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I have actually heard this band. To be fair to the article, it's not quite as bad as the band are. Under_user, I'm preserving Nosfercatu on my userpage so it won't die with the page. RabbiTechno 09:31, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
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