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Moses with Ipad.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Moses with Ipad.jpg

When Moses finally reached the top of Mount Sinai he was surprised to find God had left him the holy iPad; complete with the ten commandments, the angry birds app, and all!

Image credit: Magic man and his friend.
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 10 Ipads held by Moses.
Nomination: Wanna see a magic trick? 22:53, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self nom + for Me and my friend made this. After a lot of work on it, I believe it's ready. --Wanna see a magic trick? 22:53, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Whoa. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:57, 9 April 2011
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. This is really good in many ways. Aleister 23:12 9-4-'11
  4. Epic Jackofspades.png (talk) 23:24, 9 April 2011
  5. Text-based. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:34, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Ptok-Bentoniczny Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 17:44, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Ptok-Bentoniczny. --Black Flamingo 23:59, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg You should not envy the iPad. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 12:40, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
  9. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:02, April 21, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Just because someone else came up with the idea before, doesnt mean that its not a great image, nor that its not worth featuring here. The wheel has been reinvented dozens of times to great effect. :) --ShabiDOO 14:15, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
  11. Rabbinic approval. I've seen similar, but never done quite so well as this. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:35, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. While I haven't seen this exact picture before, I have seen a number of images on the theme of "Moses with an iPad". So it's just a variation on a not-original theme. As such, while I think it's a very good image, I can't vote for. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:19, Apr 13
    Hmm... I see... Well, while I know this probably doesn't make any difference to you, I want to say that I really did think this up on my own. What I mean to say is, I've never seen an image on the theme of "Moses with an iPad". Just saying. --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:06, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • The iPad is still too big, unless he's a midget or something... and it's also still strangely... straight and even. There's just not that much detail or evenness in the rest of it. Unrelatedly, is this funny? I can't tell.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:04, 13 April 2011

  • Well, the iPad has to be the size of a tablet, for God to enjoy doing it this way, for God is a mighty God. Aleister 17:14 21-4-'11
    God is a grand mighty behemoth of a diety of a greatness which cannot be fathomably grandified more than a ginormous big huge huge tablet --ShabiDOO 14:15, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
    And this God of yours can't write straight, eh? Why's the text slanted?

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 15:16, 22 April 2011

  • You dont undestand, its complicated, this great god, acts in mysterious ways. For instance, when I pray to him, and it works, it is a miracle, when I pray to him and it doesnt work, its because i wasnt faithful, when I dont pray to him, and it does work, it is god encouraging me, and when I dont pray and it doesnt work, it is god raping me cause he had a bad day and likes to break his own commandments. --ShabiDOO 15:40, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
    That's lovely, but I still can't vote for this until the guy fixes some basic issues.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:39, 22 April 2011

  • i dont see this crookedness you are talking about. what do you mean? --ShabiDOO 20:00, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
    The text is at a different angle than the tablet.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 00:18, 23 April 2011

  • Jesus f***ing christ you are right! BURN HIM! BURN MAGIC MAN TO ASHES! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN HIM AND HIS SLANTY TEXT!!!--ShabiDOO 07:42, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
    Thank you for this helpful dialogue.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:49, 23 April 2011

  • Ive just uploaded a new version File:Moses_with_Ipad2.jpg with the text straightened. Its up to you magicman if you want to use it. --ShabiDOO 09:17, April 24, 2011 (UTC)
    Thanks you, but I don't think I will, seeing as this is already featured. Thanks again. --Wanna see a magic trick? 17:35, April 24, 2011 (UTC)