Aggressive panhandling
Aggressive panhandling is the act of using a frying pan in an aggressive or hostile way. Contary to popular belief, the term 'Aggressive panhandling' has nothing to do with the law or begging.
The First Aggressive Pan Handler[edit]
The case of aggressive panhandling was first recorded in 1962 by one Egg Res Eve Pan Hand Ling (Yes, his parents gave him 6 names. What cunts.) who hit his then girlfriend at the time with a frying pan. Egg Ling was sentenced six months prison time, to which Egg begged for mercy; until he remembered that six months is only like 24 weeks or something, so he was cool with it. After being released from prison, six months later, Egg returned to his girlfriend, whom he then asked to marry. She declined and put him in a pan before cooking him, sunny side up, with a side of toast.
Modern Day Aggressive Panhandling[edit]
After the first case in 1962, aggressive panhandling has became very uncommon, and has only been committed a handful of other times. Aggressive panhandling has also caused a side culture of criminals who have been charged with Aggressive Pothandling which is the act of handling marijuana, or as the kids say these days; pot, in a violent way.