Boat People

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HELP!!!!

The Boat People need your assistance.

The increased wholesale price for crude oil has resulted in skyrocketing prices for gasoline.

The Boat People can no longer afford to take their 50- and 60-foot yachts out for long-distance weekend cruises as often.

Won't Someone Think Of The Children?

You can help.

Please call 1-800-555-BOAT or 1-800-555-RICH and pledge now.

Note that only Diners Club or American Express credit cards are accepted.

I thank you, and the Boat People thank you.

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