Crimean War (video game)

The trouble starts... Server: Black Sea

ruSSian_empire has entered the server

Ott.teh.Man has entered the server

Ott.teh.Man: ruSSian_empire is teh cock

ruSSian_empire: motherfucker, i kill u

Pwnzor clan: dude, russia, u must leave europe alone

ruSSian_empire: why man?

Pwnzor clan: just agree 2 terms of treaty

ruSSian_empire: no way biatch

Ott.teh.Man: wtf

Ott.teh.Man: do i hav to do everything mmyself around here

Ott.teh.Man attacks ruSSian_empire

damage +10

ruSSian_empire: ok now u die motherfucker

ruSSian_empire: CONSCRIPT SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire has mobilised conscripts

ruSSian_empire: hahahahaha

ruSSian_empire attacks Ott.teh.Man

damage +50

Ott.teh.Man: im screwed

ruSSian_empire: damn straight

Meanwhile... Server: Europe

Breetan!! pm: Les_Franse: dude, ruSSia is like 2 powerful

Les_Franse pm: Breetan!!: yer i agree

Breetan!! pm: Les_Franse: pretend we want to help Ott and form allied coallition against ruSSia

Les_Franse pm: Breetan!!: k im in

Trouble ahead... Server: Black Sea

Breetan!! has entered the server

Breetan!!: ruSSia is goin dwn

ruSSian_empire: piss off

Les_Franse has entered the server

SARDINES has entered the server

Breetan!!: powned

Breetan!! lays siege to Sevastapol

Les_Franse lays siege to Sevastapol

ruSSian_empire: ah

Battle of Balaclava... Server: Black Sea

ruSSian_empire deploys artillery batteries

ruSSian_empire: ha i still hav teh more soldiers than all of u

Breetan!! deploys Teh_Light_Headed_Brigade

Teh_Light_Headed_Brigade charges artillery batteries

damage +1

Teh_Light_Headed_Brigade: woops

artillery batteries fire on Teh_Light_Headed_Brigade

Teh_Light_Headed_Brigade has left the server

Breetan!!: no wth

ruSSian_empire: lol

ruSSian_empire: some1 should write a poem about how nooby they were

All going wrong for Russia... Server: Black Sea

Les_Franse attacks ruSSian_empire

damage +20

Breetan!! attacks ruSSian_empire

damage+25

Ott.teh.Man attacks ruSSian_empire

damage +10

ruSSian_empire: come on

ruSSian_empire: unfair teams

Breetan!!: no 1 cares n00b

ruSSian_empire: need 2 think of somethin

Tsar_Nick1 inspects the troops

ruSSian_empire: no

ruSSian_empire: did not want to do that

Tsar_Nick1 catches pneumonia

Tsar_Nick1 has left the server

Aliiix.is.czar has server admin privelages (Russia)

Breetan!!: lolololololololololololololololololol

ruSSian_empire: STFU

Breetan!! attacks ruSSian_empire

damage +15

Peace... Server: Black Sea

ruSSian_empire: we're boned

Breetan!!: thats cos u hav been total nub

ruSSian_empire: sic of u ganging up on me

Ott.teh.Man: pussy

ruSSian_empire: i is just fed up of u, cock

Aliiix.is.czar withdraws army from Crimea

ruSSian_empire: i'll be back

ruSSian_empire has left the server