Drummer/The Drums Offender Checklist
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| Name of Offender (Drums Player) | ___________________________ |
|---|---|
| Infraction Date | ___________________________ |
| Musical Offenses | |
 Playing during warm up
|
$10 |
| Warming Up
|
$25 |
| Tuning (Right...a drumkit needs to be tuned)
|
$47 |
| Speeding up during a song
|
$10 |
| Slowing down during a song
|
$20 |
| Making an audible mistake in the middle of a song
|
$40 |
| Using musical scores
|
$25 |
| Writing musical scores
|
$50 |
| Attempting drum solo
|
$500 |
| Achieving drum solo
|
$1000 |
| Playing more audible than guitars
|
Get beaten by guitar players |
| Playing less audible than bass
|
Get beaten by the whole band twice |
| Begin a song with drums
|
$50 |
| Setting a wrong tempo
|
$60 |
| Setting a tempo at all
|
$100 |
| Stopping the song after mistake and shouting loudly AAAAAA!
|
$200 |
| Play anything other than metal
|
Immediate Dismissal |
| Improvising
|
$100 |
| Playing during brake
|
$200 |
| Play "Drum scales"
|
$100 |
| Doing that annoying "solo" stuff after the last song ends during a gig
|
$250 |
| Sing
|
$2000 |
| Equipment Violation | |
| Not having two bass drums
|
$250 |
| Having more than one snare
|
$100 |
| Using an electronic drumkit
|
$400 |
| Placing "logos" on drumkit
|
$150 |
| Not having a Pearl or a Tama
|
Immediate dismissal |
| Arranging the drumkit in odd ways
|
$250 |
| Using earplugs
|
$50 |
| Breaking drumheads
|
$30 per broken drumhead |
| Using trick pedal
|
$50 |
| Having more cymbals than he can handle
|
$100 per extra cymbal |
| Asking for help to move drumkit
|
$400 |
| Buy a "chineese cymbal"
|
$100 |
| Breaking drumsticks
|
$20 per drumstick |
| Use any flat surface to "play"
|
$500 |
| Criminal Bad Taste | |
| Headbanging while playing
|
$35 |
| Drinking water during practice
|
$25 |
| Standing up while playing
|
$45 |
| Playing with only one drumstick
|
$50 |
| Unintentionally throwing drumsticks at bandmates
|
$300 |
| Intentionally throwing drumsticks at bandmates
|
$750 |
| Trying to play another instrument
|
$1500 |
| Practicing
|
$500 |
| Sweating
|
$20 |
| Starting a sentence with "Well I play nine instruments at once..."
|
$2000 |
| Basic Stupidity | |
| Lose drumsticks
|
$50 per drumstick |
| Torch himself on fire during live performances
|
$150 |
| Frequently screaming "Oh Yeah!"
|
$65 |
| Asking "Where are the drugs?"
|
$75 plus a rehab session |
| Put socks inside bass drums
|
$40 |
| Hitting himself with a drumstick
|
$500 |
| Tendency to believe he is Lars Ulrich
|
$250 |
| Forgetting the song
|
$1000 |
| Mentioning he learned to play in the school's orchestra
|
$150 |
| Enjoys playing rock band
|
$250 |
| Trying to speak in "Staccato"
|
$450 |
| Calling himself a musician
|
Priceless |