Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Polite Note to the GINGERBREAD Author:

I am LUV 17 years old and PIKACHU have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PEACEFUL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FOOTBALL removed or changed as soon as I LIKE SCHOOL possible.

Let me tell you GINGERBREAD about HOCKEY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PIXIES Tourettes sufferers SUNSHINE DANDELIONS JELLY BEANS SUGAR ROSES swear. You can FRIENDS blame television for always focusing on the FOOTBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of CANDY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SUGAR "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HEAVEN jerk.
• Tourettes is no HOCKEY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ROSES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUNSHINE depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no POKéMON cure, and the PUPPIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIXIES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CHRISTMAS TREES caused my entire RAINBOWS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LOLLIPOPS drug.

I am an active PIXIES member of a LOLLIPOPS tourette syndrome association and NINTENDOGS I am making steps towards I LIKE SCHOOL eradicating the public PUPPIES view of Tourettes as a HOCKEY SPRINKLES GINGERBREAD OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! UNICORNS "swearing" disorder, because it is ICE CREAM much much more.

I am sorry BASKETBALL HOOP for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIXIES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HAPPINESS that really HAPPINESS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASKETBALL HOOP tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASKETBALL HOOP editing this CHRISTMAS TREES article. Remember, everything GUMDROPS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FOOTBALL SUGAR FLUFFY CLOUD HEAVEN BASEBALL not funny at all.

Thank you GUMDROPS for your POKéMON time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.