Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A GUMDROPS Polite Note to the I LIKE SCHOOL Author:

I am UNICORNS 17 years old and PIXIES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FLOWERS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FRIENDS removed or changed as soon as SUGAR possible.

Let me tell you DANDELIONS about CHRISTMAS TREES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SUGAR Tourettes sufferers HAPPINESS KITTENS CANDY SPRINKLES CANDY swear. You can PIKACHU blame television for always focusing on the SUNSHINE bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of HAPPINESS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or RAINBOWS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee RAINBOWS jerk.
• Tourettes is no RAINBOWS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at NINTENDOGS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FRIENDS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no TEDDY BEARS cure, and the KITTENS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SUGAR side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LOLLIPOPS caused my entire PIKACHU body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FRIENDS drug.

I am an active GUMDROPS member of a PIXIES tourette syndrome association and FLOWERS I am making steps towards NINTENDOGS eradicating the public ICE CREAM view of Tourettes as a POKéMON BASKETBALL HOOP BASEBALL BASEBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! "swearing" disorder, because it is JOY much much more.

I am sorry FLOWERS for "hi-jacking" your entry on FLOWERS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HEAVEN that really DANDELIONS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLOWERS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HEAVEN editing this DANDELIONS article. Remember, everything SUNSHINE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ICE CREAM RAINBOWS HAPPINESS HEAVEN PEACEFUL not funny at all.

Thank you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for your HAPPINESS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.