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Well, my 17th birthday is on August 7, meaning there is two weeks to leave me presents on my page/talkpage. Get to it! And this is absolutely in no way meant to copy my gradado's birthday. In a way that is meant to copy Mahm00shA, I am holding a writing contest. Everyone who loves me (which I expect is all of you) should write a short story involving me in some way. A bit of comedy, or drama, or bullshit, whatever you wanna do. Or, if you're a goo 'chopper, 'shop up a picture. Thank you and all hail the GREAT S.C.B.! Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR SBQ3.JPG 02:33,21July,2009

A "goo chopper"? Gross! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:37, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
Excelent, This is the perfect excuse to finish my Ninja-In-A-Box -- GBA2005 I Want You! 14:33, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
Well, apparently there's a lot of gross stuff out there, no need for goo choppers to let their talents go to waste. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR SBQ3.JPG 14:47,21July,2009

Hmmm, seems intriguing. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:54, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

Indeed it does. I kinda acidentally missed Mooshy's birthday because I HATE HIM. But this does seem like it could be fun.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:59 21 July 2009
The only present I'm goona give you is this
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.. a Knuckle Sandwich! Yeah, bad puns, tell me 'bout it. —Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.FlutterFan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 21:27, 21 July 2009
Oh and my 14th birthday is also on August 7! Guess I'll give my Knuckle Sandwich to myself. —Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.FlutterFan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 21:44, 21 July 2009
C'mon keep 'em coming! Can never have too many presents. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR SBQ3.JPG 18:14,24July,2009
All I have are these fishsticks...
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Sorry dude, Rbpolsen 03:52, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
Aw, dude! I love fishsticks! I love putting fishsticks in my mouth! Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR SBQ3.JPG 04:01,5August,2009
Yay! I found you another present! I've been saving this one for a rainy day, but I'll give it to you:
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I hope you like it. Do that take Get Out of Jail Free Cards in Italy? (or Uncyclopedia for that matter?) Rbpolsen 03:57, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Thank you. They do take GOoJF cardas in italy, though its pretty easy to break out. Uncyc I'm not so sure Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR SBQ3.JPG 01:02,7August,2009

Finished Presents

Yummy. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR SBQ3.JPG 15:47,30July,2009

Purveyer of Jealousy

I know what you're thinking right now: Why am I reading my talk page and NOT downloading porn. We'll get to that later. You're also probably thinking "that Project Julio, he's sure something. I'd like to be him." You aren't alone, pal. For instance, a fellow named "Socky" is in your SAME situation. In conclusion, vote Palin/McCain, 2012!!!! --The preceding unsigned comment was added by Projectjulio (talk • contribs)

Uh, what? Ya know this isn't my talk page, right? Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR SBQ3.JPG 16:04,3August,2009

TODAY'S THE DAY!

YAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR SBQ3.JPG 11:44,7August,2009

Happy birthday. No present. I'm poor. --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 14:03, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Happy Birthday! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:53, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Happy Birtday! Okay, so I didn't really get you a present on time. I hope you're still happy with these hookers though.
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Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:29, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh yeah thanks. I was using a public comp when I got your 4 "presents." Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR SBQ3.JPG 03:42,8August,2009

Aww, I'm a day late. Here's a sig for you. (zh I hate me new sig 03:34 August 8)

In my time, you made it. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR SBQ3.JPG 03:42,8August,2009
I got you Santa Claus. He says he's not, but I know better. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:49, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
By my time , you are late. jerk. Thank you. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR SBQ3.JPG 04:12,8August,2009
I had to get him his shots. You don't want hoborabies do you? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:21, 8 August 2009 (UTC)