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Attention all listeners. After the bomb scare, we will now show our step by step guide to distinguish a real bomb, and a box.

This is not a bomb.
This is a bomb.

Got it? Good. Now bomb Motolovnight until he dies like the loser he is. Add more sections to the guide if you want. And if Motolov posts here, well, you know. Also, Testicles. Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

What about a bomb inside a box? --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 23:56, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

A bomb in a box? Ohh, just poke it with a shiny stick. And if Motolov claims, it's a bomb, it either is a bomb that can't destroy anything, or a box of donuts. Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

Ah. Well, that's all right then. Lord Fluffy likes donuts. They're quite palatable. I suppose that one must find out a bomb posing as a box by throwing packing peanuts at it? --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 00:08, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Yes. Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

It did seem the best solution. Perhaps we should coauthor a HowTo on distinguishing between bombs and other non-exploding objects. Especially boxes, which are evil in themselves. Their squareness... --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 00:20, 10 March 2007 (UTC) Sounds good to me! So, when are we blowing the bomb? I bet Motolov is crapping his pants right now! Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

How... about... NOW! /Lord Fluffy presses button. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 00:27, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Did I asplode again? To take care of a bomb, mark the box "FRAGILE" and mail it somewhere by USPS.--Schizo Master 00:31, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Just remember, if you can see the insides of your legs, it was probably a bomb. --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!