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For administrators on a sarcasm/humor site, these administrators on here sure have a stick up their ass; some of them are...actually purely retarded. --emc! ╬ 22:25, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

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Thank you for you comments. Please accept this complimentary life time ban at no cost to yourself. We hope you have enjoyed editing Uncyclopedia. Thankyou.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Of course we have a stick up our asses! Where else would you logically keep a banstick for n00b thumping purposes? --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 23:32, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

In our...pants? —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 02:07, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

that was more information than I require -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:09, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Smooth.The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a verb. 11:28, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Someone Called? --PantsMacKenzie 17:49, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

This ain't Anythinggoesopedia, nor is it Anarchypedia. Like every other construct of a functioning civilised society, we have rules, and the community thrives if everybody reads the fucking things. Your complaint above is tantamount to protesting a fine for littering. We're not out to get you, so learn from your mistakes and move forwards. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:45, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Thank you for lumping us all into one neat category, Mr. Chinchilla. Convenience trumps fairness every time. Should you need further assistance, please leave me a message on my talk page where it will be ignored in the order it was recieved. :) ~ T. (talk) 17:17, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Sounds like you were given a heavy dose of misinformation upon your arrival here at Anythinggoesopedia, and perhaps you'd feel more comfortable hearing this coming from me:

1. This isn't the sarcasm/humor site... it's the sarcasm/humour site. That extra "u", as I just said earlier today, throws a bunch of people off. However, the scattastic tumor site may be looking for some new misguided fools contributors.
2. The administrators do not share an ass. Some of them do share their grass, but you have little chance of getting that shit passed to you now, I think. Too bad — Admins got the chronic (or do they chronically get headaches, I forget).
3. There was one purely retarded admin at one point, but he used his position here to assend to the throne of America, or something. Wonder how that guy is doing?
4. Despite what I've said above, generalizations are always ignorant. And guess what? A very cool administrator taught me that lesson. Lumping any group of people together only makes you look foolish. Now I'd better go and do some cartwheels for the amusement of the King.-- Imrealized 19:13, 20 June 2006 (UTC)