Forum:DEATH AWAITS ALL YOU NONBELIEVERS
If you refuse to accept BENSON as your lord and saivor, and instead go with Ouroborororororos or something else that is a false prophet, YOU WILL DIE! I am the supreme BENSON crusader, and all will fall beneath my mighty heel unless you are a devout supporter of BENSON! I have prepared Userboxes just for this occasion.
This user is a Crusader for BENSON. All nonbelievers will be punished with extreme prejudice. |
Join me in my glorious quest! And BENSON, if you are reading this, give me your blessings so I can better destroy the infidels! --Molotovnight 13:12, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
- Just how strong was that crystal meth the hobo sold you? --Emmzee 13:20, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
- Hey! I'm not a hobo. I'm a bum, damnit. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:35, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
- It's always the same - the late converts always end up being the crusaders. --Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:22, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
- Here, have a death stick. It will shorten your life, by hmmm..., 20 years? -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
What about Manostologists?
Look, as firmly as I am abensonIST, I wish genocide to neither BENSON nor Ouroboros, not even /'/'/'Powershot/'/'/'. Now, I realize as both Bensonist and terrorist you are prone to be a bit violent, but I beg you to simply become tolerant towards those with different believes. Mr. Briggs Inc. 20:17, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Eh?
Meh
ATHIESTS WILL KICK YOUR ASS
That is all. -- 22:50, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
- That is, once they get over how intellectually superior they are and prove their worth to society. Also, surely atheists have learned by this point that "kicking ass" creates a persecution complex, which makes people even more religious? </agnostic sarcasm> --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 01:04, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Cut off Molotovnight's meth supply
- For. This guy is freaking loony. --Emmzee 01:59, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
- For, this not the way of the BENSON. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 10:19, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
- For, and send him to a rehab clinic. -- 14:59, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
- For. What else is he on? ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 09:42, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Give Motolovnight Death Sticks
- Don't Get cocky kid - Each Death stick drops his life span by 20 years. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
- Another death stick for Molotovnight! --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 06:53, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
DEATH AWAITS YOU ALL!
With big, nasty, pointy teeth!
--Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:33, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
- Death awaits everyone, so why bother at all? IDGAS!!!!!!--Eeyore 15:29, 8 April 2007 (UTC)