Forum:Hotdoggy, another celebrity bites the dust.

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It's Brittany Murphy!

...that one girl in Sister Act 2. Yeah she's dead.

104343.1020.A.jpg She was one of the students in this film I think.

Yep she's dead. Dead. -Bretthead.png

...You know on second thought I don't think she was in Sister Act 2. -Bretthead.png
I bet you were responsible for her death, considering how fast you were to create this forum. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:48, 20 December 2009
Hey man, I'm simply on the pulse of every celebrity death. Doesn't mean I had a hand in their demise. You can't prove jack squat. I'm innocent until proven guilty! -Bretthead.png
And for motive, I have no motive. Why on Earth would I want to kill the star of Sister Act 2?? -Bretthead.png
That's sad. She was a pretty good actress. At least she never pissed me off. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:07, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. She was a great actress. I liked the way that she always played herself. Shit like that takes talent. I'd say more, but I respect the dead, even when they used to be high-strung, dippy airheads before they died. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:23, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
Speaking of which, who wants George Clooney to be next? Cause I don't like him and his "good looks". MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:25, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
He sure has gone downhill since The Facts of Life. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:43, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
"Listen, your mortality is just fine. You, of course, are a different story..."

Listen, she only did one role that anyone should care about. That's right, I'm talking about Luann from King of the Hill. Mourn, you fools, and fear for your own mortality (don't worry, it's not going anywhere).--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:36, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

I was actually surprised at how few jokes about her death there were. So I killed her. Spang talk 03:16, 27 Dec 2009