Forum:I just learned what a furry was

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thanks to Nazis I now know what furries are. I followed a link and spent the last few hours reading about them.

oh...my...GOD.

i want to burn my eyes out so badly. or flush them with pure chlorine.

someone shoot me.Cigaro Cubano 18:30, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

*shoots IP* Happy now? ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:51, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

oops...i keep forgetting to do the whole login thing. please do the forgiveness thing for the great cigarred one...Cigaro Cubano 18:30, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

*shoots Cigaro Cubano* Happy now?

So, you have found your true calling now? --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 22:55, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

Oh, drats. I didn't recognise *Cigaro Cubano* in that fursuit and thought he was a quail. (puts down smoking gun) -- Dick Cheney 16:52, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

Welcome to the furry fandom! I've sent you a starter pack with a free year's subscription to WikiFur, a 10% coupon off your own fursuit, and a complimentary CD of Doug Winger artwork. Happy yiffing! --GreenReaper 03:25, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

*shudders* Cigaro Cubano 13:28, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
Methinks I got shotz0r3d by a portly republican second-fiddle...User:Cigaro Cubano/sig

You don't like furries? We all like furries here. Thats one of the reasons google banned us. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 18:51, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

Yay, Fursecution! The Internet has a lot of misinformation about furries. I don't think the truth would make you want to do things to your eyes. ...Oh, I see that you were reading Wikipedia, which tends to have truth. Now I'm confused. Well, I guess there is stuff like Doug Winger...—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 03:44, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

Just remember to use your wiffle bat appropriately while engaged in heavy "yiffing," to prevent unintended consequences.  c • > • cunwapquc? 04:47, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

To be Wingerized (also know as Wingerization) is the act of hyper-endowing a furry character's sexual organs to massive, outlandish sizes, to add the opposite sex's genitalia along to it's own, and/or to increase the number of said character's primary sexual characteristics in vast numbers and quantities, until the character resembles an artistic media result that may have originated from furry fandom's own "enfant terrible", Doug Winger.

As uncle Doug is fond of saying, "too much of a good thing... *is* a good thing!".

Jesus fuck -- my eyes are gone! I'm touch-typing right now, as a matter of fact. Now excuse me while I call 911. Or the suicide hotline. Or both.--Jordanus 06:04, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

Well, that's a good point - when they start getting into the multiple wiffle-bats per animal costume, that's really taking things a bit too far if you ask me. You know, think of the children!  c • > • cunwapquc? 07:35, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

If you're going to play the 'child' card shouldn't that be "think of the cubs?" --Carlb 16:58, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

...I hate the world...User:Cigaro Cubano/sig