Forum:May I Whore Myself Out For NotM

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I know this must strike you as unseemly, crass, and self-aggrondizing, and that's because it is. I am in dire need of some form of recognition. Enclosed please find my UnCV for your perusal. And please accept my apologies for such a shameless post. Lemon. 01:14, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

SPAM WHORE ^_^ 01:15, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Aw, c'mon - that's four new articles in under a week. Do the nods usually go to the meek ones? Lemon. 01:21, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Hold on now... He actually has made some decent contributions, most notable BSoD and Your childhood hero. But, Spam whoring is an unforgivable offense... Hmmm, decisions, decisions... -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:51, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

You've got to admit that it's a nice change from, you know, everything in the forums recently. There's a reason I changed my sig (of course, now I get all of his bills, so it's not all coming up sunshine). Still, although Lemon's articles aren't bad, the whoring is annoying. Lemon should apprentice under STM, or something.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:04, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

I've used up my vote already, but I'll nom him. Nice articles. -- 12:05, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Would it not be possible to just write funny stuff for the sake of it, rather for recognition? Would that be so hard?! <breaks down and sobs> --Sir Jam 10:47, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

It's okay, Jam. There-there. Let it all out. The bad man can't hurt you any more. /me pats Jam on back --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:04, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Aw man, why didn't I think of that? Shameless whoring. I'd be good at it, too! A cleverly disguised articles-list here, a vague pointing at some Pee Review activities there, some mindless ramblings on the forums... Damn damn damn I always leave things late :( Dutchy 12:21, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

• If your work is worthy of the award, it should speak for itself. Out, damned whores. --User:The Bard/sig 16:12, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

• Lemon, the way to properly whore yourself out is to go on IRC and tell everybody about "this great new article I wrote" and post a link 20 times in case they missed it the first 50. Also, link to your article from very popular (yet unrelated) articles. And within your article that you've been linking to, be sure to advertise your NotM campaign. Good luck!-- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 06:05, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

The other thing is to put the link to your signature. That will work too. It's gneomI 11:02, 9 December 2006 (UTC)