Forum:Proposal: BotM as a real uncyc award

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This is just a quick idea, maybe it's stupid, but maybe it could work. How about UN:BOTM as a real award, for a user who doesn't quite qualify as a gobshite, but who is so absolutely clueless about how to interact with uncyclopedia that they deserve to be (dis)honored as the Benson of the Month. I'm sure that, had this award existed when I was a n00b, I would have probably won a few. Just floating an idea out there . . . and we would have to tweak the award criteria so non-Bensons could win (becoming honorary Bensons in the process, and being able to assume the title BUN (Benson of the Order)). --Hrodulf 14:47, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

But that implies that being BENSON is a bad thing. O_o --User:Nintendorulez 21:52, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

When I have a chance, I'll put together a proposal at Uncyclopedia:Vote_for_awards,_decorations_and_honours and see if it goes anywhere. --Hrodulf 15:11, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Might handle that little UGotM debacle that we have. --Kalir, Novice Burninator (offer instruction) 16:26, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Exactly. I'd have done it already, but havn't had time to prepare the necessary example images and templates required for a vote for award entry yet. Halsmall.jpg Got a question? Ask Hal 9000! - Hrodulf - 16:54, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS?! YOU'RE RUINING WHAT WAS ONCE THE GREAT BENSON FORUM!!! HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:02, 7 June 2006 (UTC)


FORUM TOPIC NOT IN ALL CAPS. BANNED!!! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 18:07, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

KAIZER THINKS THAT THIS IDEA IS GOOD. KAIZER THINKS THAT THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF ELLIGIBLE N00BS WHO COULD WIN THIS AWARD. THIS AWARD MUST BE CREATED --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 18:11, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

ZOMBIEBARON THINKS THAT THIS AWARD SHOULD BE CREATED. ZOMBIEBARON THINKS THAT HE WILL PROBABLY GET NOM'D FOR IT AT SOME POINT, AND WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT NOW THAT HE FULLY CONDONES NOMINATING ZOMBIEBARON FOR BotM. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:26, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Firstly, Zombiebaron doesn't have as much Benson in his whole body as Benson has in one fingernail. Secondly, Benson thinks the criteria for BotM should be as follows:

  1. MUST SHOW A BLATANT DISREGARD FOR THE SELF-ESTEEM AND DIGNITY OF OTHERS.
  2. MUST ACTUALLY BE KIND OF FUNNY.
  3. MUST HAVE BEEN BANNED AT LEAST ONCE.

Also, Benson wants to be an honourary BotM if the award is actually created. Benson 20:34, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

MOOG LIKES THE IDEA, BUT IS UPSET AT THE LACK OF APPROPRIATE AWARDS FOR MOOG --Moogle.EXE 20:39, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

I'm down with Benson of the month. - - Sir Real Hamster {la} {talk} {contribs} 20:55, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
Benson nominates Moog for Benson #2 of the month. Only you are second to Benson! Benson 22:46, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Better than UGotM. --OsirisX 07:48, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

CLOROX LIKES NEW IDEA. --Clorox Yes, I'm American. No, I don't like George W. Bush. Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) ☃ 17:21, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

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